Name: Stavros Halkias Teaches Bobby Lee About Women | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavros Halkias Teaches Bobby Lee About Women | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-20. Transcript available.

well i would say a lot of in it's okay if you're not a conventionally
attractive man
a conventionally handsome man but you are some women think i think i'm very
handsome okay my
friend holly is here she thinks i'm very holly do you think i'm handsome i
think you're very
handsome thank you do you employ her by any chance no no no no she's she but
she is blind
no no no thank you no she thinks you're handsome he or attractive he wasn't
saying that he's saying
conventionally which means a vast majority of the public would agree that means
like like brad pitt
is conventionally hot we just all know no matter who you are no matter how
straight you are you'd go
that guy's hot it just doesn't matter what i'm saying is you are your cute guy
but also what's
going to put you over the top is your vibes yeah okay you have you have uh uh
isolated you've basically
taken away your biggest advantage with that letter because the fucking the
person the person contact
is what you have going for you listen up dude that's true you okay he's right
he might be he
is fuck you because your magnetic personality can i make an argument though
please sure all right
i had already crushed she got the vibe no no no but that wasn't for her that
was for everybody
he's saying you got attention on her and you're right though you you need to
convert that you're
exactly you've done the hard part you've made the the nice first impression you
just go in with any
kind of bullshit conversation you'll know if she wants to fuck you or not yeah
have a have a
bullshit head what's up how's your day anything yeah but i don't want to fuck
first night she may
not want to either but maybe it's just putting out the vibe it's weird i don't
say you don't want
okay that's fine that's fair fine yeah i don't know we have a philosophical
difference you know we have a
philosophical difference here also some women are crazy you don't know in on
the surface you're like oh
she's a christian but like she's a crazy person behind closed doors you know
what i mean yes they'll
like spit in your face and like you know i mean choke me and like what every
every girl i like to be
choked in the last in the last year that choking is a that's a cultural
standard it's an american
culture it is yeah is would that still be considered christian now oh yeah all
right are you a big
christian i didn't realize that huge christian no but i love i love missionary
that's my favorite
position sure it's choking in the bible ask if choking's in the bible i bet how
many choking how
many girls are into it eighty percent of women want your hand around their neck
at some point are you
being real that's what the internet says and that's never wrong i know but here's
my thing it's like
let me okay i'm just talk me through this yeah yeah yeah talk me through it
okay talk me through it
right okay i'm doing my favorite position missionary okay right and i'm looking
at her not her favorite
but go ahead yeah yeah it doesn't matter no i know it's what you want yeah i
get it in you know how you do
and no you do not me two different guys okay you don't stick it in well you've
got to be so close
to get it all the way you're in do it again sorry go ahead sorry you're right
so i'm right all right
right yeah do you have a secret move in missionary do you do anything special
well i do this move
thank you dad yeah i do yeah is that what they call it yeah i do that i do that
move ellen does it
so then i'll do that move right and then i'll go and then so my mind i'm like
okay i'm going to do the
choking eighty percent i mean what could go wrong eighty percent let me ask you
my question do you go
right here yeah or do you like kind of move your hand up on the shoulder you do
a shoulder he knows
and then you just okay they got i got around the neck and how hard do you
squeeze pretty hard hard as
you can yeah wait you squeeze as hard as you can pretty well pretty hard you
don't seem like you have
strong hands what i don't think you can i think it would take a while for you
to suffocate a woman
squeeze my you know that's that's a squeeze my wrist squeeze my wrist like it's
a neck that's another
attack that's another attack it's not an attack why do you side with him you
see your i'm going
up like i see them oh so you have more choking uh i have big fat hands yes all
right i have meaty
workman's hands all right my father was a carpenter his father was a
construction worker my dad was blue
collar as well what did he do he hit you he worked on him and his mom all day
long yeah yeah yeah
no but he what he's saying to you is go crazy go crazy have fun first night
missionary choke bobby
you deserve it i'll go to prison no no no jury on earth is convicting that
little face
you give him those puppy dog eyes i see i see i see all right ready say what i'm
the judge i'm the
judge yeah yeah and you're defending yourself right okay mr lee we saw that you
choked out a woman nearly
to death how do you how do you plead not guilty look at these hands do with an
accent how do you plead
oh i have an accent how do you plead bobby lee i'm not guilty oh he's good why
am i high pitch he's
good to go no because you are you all got to go high pitch that makes you sweet
and innocent
right because there's several different asian accent let me try to blow pitch
see how that works all
right mr lee you choked a girl almost to death how do you plead look at his
hands oh lock him up
he's i have no strength in his hands no no no i don't buy it like you run a dojo
i want you to i want you to try a stav method in fact i've said this to you
before we've had this
conversation i wish stav wrote a book on the stav method of how to do all this
shit sexually and i want people to try you know you know the game i'm thinking
about it the hard
dick warriors way oh i'm thinking about it i'll be the first guy remember that
the game neil strauss
we talked about this yeah i was like why would hasn't someone done that that
was 20 years i met
that guy right neil strauss i met him but that was 20 years ago how come no one's
done a book like
that yeah why would you do that mine is not uh the the it's not like focused
around tricking women
right that's psychological yours is just here's a here's a way to do this and
to do it cool without
being annoying yeah yeah absolutely like in this in that book right that strauss
book yeah my roommate
my my first roommate in la read the there's a thing where it's like if you're
at a bar right and you
see four girls you look at the one that's hot but then you make you but then
you make fun of the one
that's hot to the to the little bit and then you hit on the other ones is that
one of the moves yeah
that never worked for me listen listen that's not in the hard dick warriors
tell them what the
hard dick warriors you just go up there you start having a good time with the
whole crew whoever
gives you the vibe you fuck her yeah that's it you let them decide for you
right i was in seattle and
i hung out with this group of friends i couldn't i think i could have fucked
like three of them and
then we just stayed out all night and i was like god it's like fucking it's 3 a.m
we're just drinking
in a public park you know it was fun it was a good time and then i just couldn't
really i couldn't
really make a move we were all having a good time and then we just were walking
away and just the one
closest to me i was like i want to come back to my hotel room she was like yeah
perfect that was it
that's so good i had a nice night with all of the master that's the hard dick
warriors you're right
you know what you just convinced me i love this i'm we're gonna get you so much
but can i say this
yeah you're the master okay and it can i be your number one student absolutely
so basically when
you have a class and you people walk in the dojo i'm like next to you yeah and
also i want to like
okay you're in the center your need for validation is not going to get in the
way you're getting
pussy what your need for validation is going to get in the way you're getting
pussy but just for
this one thing no can't do it yeah give me a different belt too no you don't
get a different
belt i don't want to be white i see why you don't now i can see it right now i'm
not asking for black
give me a brown belt with a stripe if i was a woman give me a stripe here's
what had just happened i was
the woman that was about to you yeah and now i'm i'm out you know okay let me
get that out i'll just
attend your class exactly i don't care what position look at that also can i
tell the other guys i know
him no bobby what you can't i know him listen what you're supposed to say it's
a risk if it gets back
to me you're all right don't tell him don't ever tell him though don't fuck me
stavros yeah the hard dick warrior yeah yeah you know this guy oh yeah okay
hold on
excuse me mr stavros this guy says he knows you bobby oh zip and now you got to
do something for me
oh no you gotta suck him dude you know what dude if he was the master i would
suck you gotta
i would suck him for the i thought you just said i was the master so you are
the master and you know
what yeah yeah guess what that's the hard that warriors well let me ask you i'm
a kid i'm not
me right i'm a kid you're the master right yeah yeah and i'm like don't say kid
what do you mean
you're just a man maybe i'm 18 okay how about 30. yeah yeah it's my character
all right okay be
you my name is clippy hey clippy yeah the microsoft clippy thing i'm clippy johansson
yeah all right
hey master hey clip my name's clippy johansson i know you've been in my class
for months now i love it
thank you so much thank you for signing my book anyway um yeah you know um
women you know i've used
i've applied your rules to women's situations you know and um it doesn't take
you know they just they
don't like me and i just want to i just want to bash them over the head clippy
come on too much clippy
yeah yeah but you but what i'm saying is some of these incels right you will
have them in your class
sure right in the resort to violence what do you say well we kick them out
hopefully we don't get
they don't get to violence right right here's the thing about the hard dick
warriors way getting
pussy is a small amount of it oh it really is you're blowing my mind it really
is is there money you
can you learn you teach i have to make money with three easy payments of 49.99
i can tell you the rest wow