Name: "Call Your Agents!" Andrew Santino Yells At Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Call Your Agents!" Andrew Santino Yells At Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-27. Transcript available.

*singing* Got a heart of glass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that song? Yeah, well,
that's Blondie. I stole, yeah, I stole, I had, I stole, I shouldn't say that. I
took two bags filled of clothes. It was so cool. And guess what Jessie did, Juicy.
What? She stole her shoes from Herman Munster. Ayyoooo! Where do you get those?
Lift up your feet, let me see your shoes. What the fuck? Oh, those are tight.
Those are tight. Who makes those? You like them? No.
Oh, I thought Bobby complimented me.
What?
These aren't for Andrew.
You would never wear those.
Orthopedics?
Yeah.
They're good for my back.
Yeah, they're very...
Juice, what are you doing with these big old stilts?
I want to be taller.
No, they look tight.
I'm not going to lie.
That's what's hip for the kids.
Yeah, these are cool.
Wait, wait.
That's what's hip for the kids?
100%.
That is absolutely a hip shoe for the kids.
Type in hip shoes for kids.
I will say I had red laces on them.
And then last night at the store, people told me to take them off
because I guess that's what the Nazis are doing.
Yeah.
You knew that?
Yeah.
Well, they love the color red.
And black.
Yes, we do.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Wait, what?
No, do hip shoes for Gen Z.
You're Gen Z, aren't you?
I'm a millennial, but thank you.
Are you really?
I thought you were Gen Z.
32.
Oh, you just made it.
Right?
Is that what it is?
Or no, you're the...
Oh, they are.
Wow.
Wow.
Bottega Venera.
That's how much mine were, too.
Those were $1,500?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I've been saving up all my money for that.
Amazing.
Well, let's give a lot of...
Let's give love where love is due.
What?
I got to tell you something, man.
I love you.
You've been...
I love you.
And I want to say something...
You were a little hostile the other night, but let's move on from it.
Can I talk about it?
A little hostile, but let's move on from it.
No, because...
Can I talk about it?
It's going to enrage me, and I'm in a good mood.
No.
You're not listening to me.
Please, go ahead.
Can you let me finish?
It's an apology?
I'm saying I am...
I told you I'm sorry that night because I didn't like an interaction, and I
love you.
And I even sat on the stairs.
I said, I don't want something like that to get between us.
And look at me in the face.
It never will again.
Really?
Yeah, because I was pissed off, not at you.
But it came at me.
Well, you know why I was mad, and you agreed that it was not okay.
What happened?
I didn't do anything.
No, no, no.
Oh, so the interaction that you had before me was not okay, which I agree with.
Yeah.
But you brought that hostility into my life.
Look at me.
I apologize.
I apologize.
And I love you very much.
I love you, too.
Say I love you.
One, two, three.
I love you.
I love you so much, and I apologize.
I was bummed.
You were bummed, yeah.
And Bobby didn't deserve any of this.
Well, I saw him walking down the hallway, and I can just tell.
He has, like, that Northman thing.
He brings his shoulders in, and he's just, like, walking down directly toward
me, right?
Now I look for axes.
When they have, you know, when they walk like that, I look for the axes and the
knives.
Yeah, that.
I look for all that shit, right?
So does he have that?
No, it's probably in the car.
In my head, right?
It is.
And he comes up to me, and he goes, hey, you.
Like, you know, like a Viking.
Like a Viking, yeah, yeah.
Japanese Viking?
That's my Viking.
Hey, you.
No, hey, you.
Is that a pirate?
Kind of.
Yeah, I don't know.
Kind of pirate-y.
Yeah.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
That's good.
Yeah.
And you just, how come you, like, something about, like, phone calls.
I haven't made any phone calls for people.
I love when you make phone calls.
Yeah, I know.
That's what it is.
I need you to make phone calls.
No, because you were trying to get me to call people.
No, I know what it was.
Yeah.
I know exactly what it was.
Doesn't matter.
No, I want it.
Can I just bring it up?
Yeah, fine.
All right.
You're like, how come you're agents?
You're about my agents.
Yeah.
Right.
And it was about, like, what do I have to do with my agents?
I say, pick up the fucking phone and tell them to say yes to the goddamn tour.
I understand that.
We're trying to go on tour.
It's eight o'clock at night, though.
We're trying to go on tour.
See?
There it is.
Send them an email.
Anyway, I accept your apology, and that's that.
I love you.
God bless.
I love you, too.
And can I say something?
What?
Two things.
One, thanks to the fans locally in L.A., sold out the shows for the bad friends
two nights,
and all the money's going to the door.
Humans?
What?
Can I just say something?
Yeah.
You want to keep some of the money?
No.
Can one of the doormen not get any money?
Yeah.
You know what's so funny?
Yeah.
Me?
No, not you.
No, no, yeah.
She doesn't get any money.
No, I want her to get the money.
She gets nothing.
Well, we did the math because we were talking about what if there's one door
guy that doesn't
do a good job.
We're like, what if he doesn't get the money?
And we did the math, and it's like an extra $22 for each of us.
Nice.
So it's kind of not worth-
That's how much you're making?
No, we divided it into-
Oh, I see.
There's 26 door people.
Right.
So it's kind of not worth just, like, stabbing him in the back to split.
Lockwood.
You know why?
Why?
He deserves it.
He's so funny.
I did something last week, and he's doubling down, and I just have to sit and
get this up
like this.
He's so fucking funny.
Yeah.
Whatever he did, I'm going to laugh.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Oh, God.
You're doing the Northman thing again.
I'm not Northman-ing at all.
Yeah.
He's just-
He's doing the shoulder, but I can tell the-
Shoulders are down.
Yeah, all right, good.
What'd he do?
So you know how the main room front door, after the show starts, is completely
closed?
Yeah.
Right?
So then what we have to do is we have to go all the way around the building.
It's not that big of a deal.
Yeah.
Forget it.
You know, I don't-
What?
Because you already sided with him.
You don't even know what the fuck it is yet.
No, I sided with you.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was just saying yes.
I have something in my throat.
I know.
His host-
I'm going to-
Okay, so anyway-