Name: Andrew Santino Left OUT of Bobby Lee's Bio | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-02-02T08:00:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Left OUT of Bobby Lee's Bio | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Left OUT of Bobby Lee's Bio | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-02. Transcript available.

yeah what happened great in 2022 oh shit i have so much to be real well fucking
let's hear it um
let me see go ahead no i'm saying i hope i'm part of it well i mean you're
gonna be in the book
what you're definitely in the book what do you mean the book my audio autobiography
when i die
footnote i'll be a footnote no no no if i have a book about my life yeah i'll
be a ghostwriters
i'll be a chapter you think you have how many chapters on the book 3 000 if
there's 3 000
chapters you'll be a chapter that would be awesome you don't think the bad
friends chapter of your life
is a massive part of your life you really you really don't think so i don't
understand the
question can you explain it to me i don't think you're gonna get a book oh yes
not with this kind
of fucking no this kind of how many chapters are in the book can i ask you that
in a book what is
the average i've never read one so what are the average numbers i'll give you
your 40 40 40 you'll
be a chapter 40 chapters that's good he doesn't know what he's talking about
all right he's never
read a fucking book i'll say this this is your chapters of your life ready san
diego abuse no drugs
laundromats that's chapter one chapter two dynamite detail on the railroads
chapter two don't forget that chapter two yeah stand up struggling no la jolla
absolutely not
comedy store chapter three uh-huh kalilah okay chapter four the santino years
is that what you're
fucking saying yeah oh so chapter four is santino years yeah the santino years
all right chapter five
uh let me ask you death death yeah all right can i ask you a question though
real quick about books
right can the chapter be one page sure then you'll have the fourth chapter whoa
yeah if the chapter is
one page you can have and there's 30 chapters so disrespectful well how many
chapters am i in your
book you're the whole book you're the oh it's called bobby lee and me it's
called me and bob yeah me and
bob oh yeah bobby lee me and bobby lee listen to how that rings me and bobby
lee you know what
dude i'll be honest with you if my book is tom sawyer you're huckleberry finn
that feel better if this is mice and men you're the big retarded guy
am i i'm the one you are i crushed the mouse in my hand if our book how about
this if our book is
phantom of the opera yeah i've never i don't know i'm the phantom yeah and i'm
the opera you're christine
oh i can't be the opera because i love you but i can't really have you oh but i
really really
want you all right and i want to capture you and bring you down to my lair and
hold you captive
and sing you songs but in mice and men that big guy what was his name do you
guys remember uh uh
stop stop stop hold on don't even google it it was uh his name is uh lenny lenny
but in the book i
don't know if i read it but does he kill mice in his hands i don't know if i
read it the book i don't
know if i read it okay what are the chances that you read it then i think i
read it because i think
i distinctly i distinctly i can't even say the word i distinctly remember did
you relapse no i didn't
know i just can't say that word okay i distinctly remember that he kills a
mouse with his hands
because he doesn't know how strong you're thinking of green mile that's right
is that what the green
milo yeah so does lenny you didn't read the book you watched a movie what you
didn't read a book you
watched because he's black right in your world i guess lenny kills curly's wife
because of his
inability to control his own strength and emotions but he he does have a mouse
as a pet oh he doesn't
kill yeah it's like his friend oh it's his friend my bad