Name: Rudy Misses Living With Bobby Lee! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-02-13T20:58:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Misses Living With Bobby Lee! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Misses Living With Bobby Lee! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-13. Transcript available.

what do you mean by that one of us one of us one of us i actually like him on
the mic yeah he's
great yeah you're weird i am yeah yeah well how about sam stays there for a
minute and then we
swap out uh carlos and bring in some round of applause for carlos let's bring
in let's bring
in somebody that hasn't been around in a long time for a myriad of reasons and
we we're so happy that
this person is back ladies and gentlemen it is the return of the ever famous
rudy probably the
real star of this show rudy jewels rudy jewels bring her here come on everybody
rudy this is sam say
hi to sam hi rudy nice to meet you nice to meet you i like your shirt notice
thank you did you notice
what she did are you wearing makeup a lot of makeup are you wearing makeup yeah
oh rude rudy's got some
makeup on she didn't shake his hand yeah do it it was deliberate deliberate he
went to shake your hand
and you didn't oh i didn't see i wasn't high school very good rudy jewels i
haven't seen you in so long
how's uh how's school it's good busy i already have a work you already have a
work yeah what do you mean
homework work work what job do you have now i'm a student assistant at like a
call it like a college of
arts in northridge what does that mean is that a real job what are you doing
are you getting paid
money or no how much tell us 15 50 per hour 15 and 50 cents for one whole hour
amazing good no that's
good it is very good it's good money work study um no it's just i take calls i
greet people you take
calls to the what's that what is it the like the phone and then i just answer
yeah no i know it's a
fucking phone but i'm saying what are you making who are you taking calls about
like anyone if they have
questions then i just have to answer okay here we go ring ring hello but it has
to be like
can i see the department bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling
answer the phone
dean's office how can i help sorry say that again slower
what did you say again we don't understand what you're saying
college dean's office is this the dean's office uh-huh oh are we in trouble
thank you thanks kev hey so listen uh we're curious to know about uh maybe one
of our uh one of our
kids applying to come to school there oh did you put down the phone no that's
all right okay so um jimmy
and i yeah we're together yeah we're together and we have we adopted a kid back
in the 80s yep
yeah i mean i i don't need to know personal information just tell me what you
need that's
rude oh that's so rude because we're trying to tell you about our background
yeah
why hold on one second this girl's a fucking bitch i fucking should we ask for
the manager yeah the
dean ask for the dean yeah can we speak to the dean the dean um unfortunately
the dean is unavailable
right now you sound like a liar no anyway our kid right simone simone simoen he's
simoen he's
simoen and that's what he named him too because we were just kind of like we
don't know what to
name him so we just named him yeah so um he wants to play football at your
school or wrestle or wrestle
yeah or do you have or shot but do you have um badminton okay so this is
college of arts the
department of arts simoen paints he does paint his watercolors simoen loves
painting he loves the
watercolors so what does he want to do football or art or okay you can do both
yeah hold on one
second yeah this is something i cannot see it's called harvard i know i think
we should go to
harvard we should because mike my curb is not going to get it yeah yeah anyway
so so listen we want
our son to go there he does paint with watercolors yeah okay so what's the deal
are you interested in
our son samoan simoen lee okay so i'm just a student assistant but i can
transfer you to someone that knows
more about this could have said that at the beginning yeah could have said that
right we can't get that
five minutes back right okay okay i'm sorry what's your name i'm reporting what's
your name
andrea smart very good see see you're surviving you are surviving you do know
so that's what you do
you you you you you you link up calls yeah wow and do you like it have you
worked yet yeah i've been
working for the past five days and then the first day i was so scared so every
time i would take a
call i was just all right she's growing up she's growing up look at her are you
still dating that
same guy yeah whoa this is getting serious how long has this been now um you
look at your hands
when you figure out how long you've been like eight months how long have you
and i known each other
her hands are like an abacus i mean there's like yeah yeah it's a beautiful
mind go yeah you see the
equations on her hands um i saw your show to andrew what do you mean what show
cheeseburger you saw my
stand-up special yeah did you like it yeah but i don't remember your jokes i
don't need any more
yeah i don't need did you like it i was laughing good she didn't like it but
she laughed yeah but i'll
take one of the two if you laugh and don't like it still fine with that so
thanks for watching can i
ask you some serious questions so you know they moved out so kalilah and jules
moved out of my house
we're happy about it do you miss me yeah oh man that's not real yes it was it
looked real
where do you live now somewhere some shithole yeah some scum rat do you notice
that i'm not around
or i do i do it's more cleaner what did she say it's cleaner no yeah no it's
not it's not it is
that's why i miss it because it's it feels different oh you want it to be dirty
yeah and how the dogs
acting they're good they really like the place they're like having fun like in
the backyard so they
don't miss me at all you don't think i don't know oh my god why are you doing
this to him
just lie and say okay yeah they miss him yeah they miss you buddy they all miss
you a lot they all
miss you a lot to bobby so much that it's like a disaster it's pretty crazy how
much they miss
but i went to his place last night and then why when i came in it just smelled
like vomit well the cats
threw up everywhere that's not his fault and he did throw up as well you clean
it
huh could you help me out and clean it up do you see the cat vomit yeah all
over the house right yeah