Name: Do Babies Hate Bobby Lee? | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-02-18T08:00:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do Babies Hate Bobby Lee? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do Babies Hate Bobby Lee? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-18. Transcript available.

i think it's true okay okay why why because because what because what with
every family
gathering there's always a baby and then whenever you go to them yeah the
emotion is just crying
and sadness that's because babies cry like 90 of their life that's not him when
a baby sees a king
right the energy the king exudes right the aura they can't help it they cannot
help it they're
overwhelmed overwhelmed with like just this spiritual emotion they just can't
they don't
have the brains or the emotional capacity to even you know comprehend it's like
when someone goes to
the wailing wall when somebody goes i've been there i cry you cry yeah yeah
that's what babies do when
they put a note in the crack what did it say what what did it say um kanye no
no it's a yay yay yay yay yay for life no but i went to that wall i got
emotional is this maybe
the babies are experiencing that he is a wall for babies i is the wailing i
think it's just the face
okay now you're being rude no no explain explain it's the face when they see it
he has a cute face
okay it's scary okay all right i love this i love this i love this path the
path is great and let's go
down this path for a second come on so let me ask you something all right let's
suppose you didn't
know who i was yeah right and i robbed you yeah right in daylight now the
police you're with the police
right and they have what did he look like explain it go on okay you be the cop
all right see hey see
tell me what happened kiddo who what did he look like um he was really small
small what are we
talking three foot four foot like smaller than me like five two five two all
right five two and then
i'm the illustrator too can i be you're writing down the notes yeah i'm the
illustrator yeah go ahead
all right so five two so five two he's asian he's asian that's because pretty
broad there's a billion
of them yeah so what kind what kind um i think korean because why why his eyes
are like small but round
small but round yeah much like much a mogwai
it's a mogwai very mugwilliam yeah got it and then what else i noticed that on
his thumb it had
like a green thing a green wait on his what the green thing on his thumb on his
thumb a green thing
yeah what is that what does that what was it i don't know maybe like a fun
fungus oh so he's riddled
with fungus yeah fungus riddled asian okay yeah his eyes also had like eye boogers
on it
i'll just add some yellow i'll get the yellow marker put some eye boogers and
well you should
be using yellow the whole time oh that's right he's korean that is not i'll use
the brown one for
the eye boogers okay so and he had a beanie and beanie like excuse me yeah yeah
yeah are you calling
him a beanie no no no the hat is he hispanic no no no he's wearing a beanie oh
a beanie not bean
beanie let me let me repeat this back to you yeah booger fungus riddled asian
wearing a hispanic
man on his head is that what is that what i'm getting yeah yeah all right is it
a sombrero no
why do you think that a baby doesn't like his cute face he's got a great face
no because when i first
saw him i also got scared so i just feel like insane it's insane are you being
honest and truthful
yeah she is you can see it why though is it the way i was moving yeah because
you were like
like grunting like moving around yeah i'm always panting yeah well you're out
of breath also i have
things on my mind you're busy i'm a busy guy in my mind what's the first thing
on your mind right now go
tacos see it's tough he's got other things so much and i already ate today
ready hard shell
soft shell soft soft uh sour cream yes cheese yes tomatoes yes lettuce yes
chicken or meat meat
he's got a lot on his mind what kind of pizza uh pepperoni pepperoni with
peppers and pineapples
pineapple no uh ham no gluten-free um crust no
by the way juice uh juice dressed up and you didn't are you coming with are you
coming with us
do you know about the dinner yeah i know about the dinner and you're wearing
this to dinner are we
going after yeah no i thought it was gonna do it in our own minds we're gonna
connect with this we're
having a holiday dinner it's not a vr dinner do you think we're gonna go in the
metaverse no this is
fine yeah it is you look fine but honestly it this is the deal with this
generation there are no rules
there are no rules right it doesn't matter anymore nobody cares she could wear
this and hypothetically in a
In a couple years she could be the fucking CEO of a massive company. Oh, yeah,
nobody would give a shit also can you say this?