Name: Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee HATE These Shows! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-02-21T08:00:05.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee HATE These Shows! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-21. Transcript available.

i want to ask you jules this shirt do you love rick and morty because i
everybody loves it
yeah you love it juice yes do you do you like it i've seen a couple the world
loves it and so what
i did was yeah i fucking downloaded a whole season on my ipad yeah and the last
flight i took i was
like i gotta watch it everybody talks about it and i watched it not good it's i
don't get it oh i
don't i don't i don't not get it i just i don't get the hype i was like this is
fun but people are
obsessed you know like i always thought it was good but i was like i don't i'm
not what i'm like
that with and you're gonna get angry what because dudes like you from the
comedy world get angry what
i'm about to say so just calm your nerves i'm prepared all right the simpsons
for me is the same
you just mean like the recent episodes no you're any of them you're out of your
fucking you're you're like you're any of them it's so annoying i i literally
watch them i don't
i understand what the jokes are i do i'm like you know cute i'm the simpsons is
so it's so not funny
to me oh yeah okay respect well i love rick and morty you don't like that i
know i don't not like it
it just didn't hit me yeah it didn't click for me yeah i was like oh like the
way that south park does
and family guy does because the comedy is so raw south park makes me laugh it's
hilarious but i'm
more also a ren and stimpy guy oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i like paranoia i
like more emotion than
just verbal jokes yeah i mean yes you like the more visual chaos i love rick
and morty is chaos right it
is i did like it but it's the most embarrassing thing that i've ever
experienced is i get a call
from family guy because i i would do a lot of their asian voices at one point
really sometimes like
two or three times so one day i get a call going they wrote a whole episode
right with you and you're
throughout the whole thing of the episode but we need you to come in and do the
table read in front of
everyone and i bombed so hard no oh my it was so embarrassing not a single
laugh like every when i
wasn't on it it would kill and every time i would talk i think my accent was
way too thick because they
wanted an asian accent yeah and they felt uncomfortable and i remember just you
know i just i remember just
picking up my shit like the script and my backpack and just walking out of the
room no one said anything
to me it was so and i never did another one a family guy yeah it was so
embarrassing so you ended
up not doing a voice they got rid of that episode it was so embarrassing oh my
god i don't know why
i just said i've done a few episodes it was great an american dad i've done
both i've done both
nobody no all jokes aside i'll no i'll give you let me level with you yeah yeah
have you ever bombed oh
my god i'm about to tell you okay will ferrell um um what was it what movie was
it maybe it was that
bank heist movie did or something funny or die i go to funny or die offices i'm
a little hung over
but whatever not bad yeah i go i go to read multiple characters like you know
and they call you and you're
like will you come just do a bunch for the table read and then hopefully hate
when they do that
i fucking love fucking apatow used to do it to me all the time judd and i've
called him out judd
fucking i hate it fucking judd i've done it with him too yeah fucking judd and
then um he did he used
to do all the time but i go into funny or die this movie's kind of funny but it's
like a big heavy hitter
there's a lot of names and i'm next to will ferrell and i have to be like at
one point this cop i
haven't read the script i'm just a table read i'm not in the movie yet yeah and
i fuck up once a
little bit i stumble and i think that was weird not a big deal yeah the next
line i misread it
and everyone's laughing yeah because they think i'm joking yeah not i i misread
it it was supposed
to be like concierge and i'm like consigliere dude yeah and they're laughing
thinking i'm being funny
and now they all kind of and then a second they can feel my nervousness because
the next few lines
i can't get i'm stumbling now i'm in my head i'm like panicking and feral kind
of keeps like you know
i can see people looking and i'm bombing and at the end of it all after i
finally
fucking get through it i say to the casting director who i won't mention i was
like
you know is there a chance of me still getting one of the roles and she's like
they're cutting out all of those parts
because of me yeah because i ate shit so fucking bad yeah they were like we
have to cut these
fucking we're not this is embarrassing i got one yeah i was a table read i
played this uh
chef right and um i the line is there was like three times i'd use this one
word
i do you want should take right right and every time i say should take
it was all the fox executives they would laugh and i was like oh it's weird it's
a straight roll right
should take and then at the end they go it's shiitake
and i go what well that also it is should take by the way you're not wrong
right yeah then name it
another mushroom then because it should take right yeah shiitake fine also
should take it spell the
same can i tell you the not my fucking fault can i do the worst thing that's
ever happened though
all right this one but it's it was a prank on me right and it was like insane
and i i honestly think i don't
think they would be able to do it now right so this is the final table read of
mad tv right the last
episode the last episode and so back then what they you had no they would
deliver the scripts to your
house every monday night oh yeah right so there's no emails right we would get
somebody would come
get knock on the door we would get the script and you would run in a sketch
show you get 40 sketches
they pick up like 15 yeah right so you you have to go through 40 sketches to
see where you're at
what that's a nightmare it's a nightmare it's a nightmare it's a nightmare so
you're just going
through and it's also like 11 at night and the table reads in the morning wow
they didn't give you
a lot of time so i see this one sketch which is a reoccurring sketch that christa
flanagan and
i think art of marine did right and i'm never in them they've done 30 of those
i've never been in it but
this time i'm like i'm in one some some character named rafael right and so it's
basically these two
people talking right and in between rafael would show up and he would say stuff
like i'm gonna snap
like that's what it would say and then later it would say you know what i mean
you guys all better
run because i'm gonna shoot up the place right yeah and and at the end of the
sketch rafael had a bunch
of things to say he would say stuff like bird noises you know what i mean and
then like ow right and
and then flap your way it said on the flap your wings right i show up at the
table read mind you
i'm the only one that has that script everyone has the script script without rafael
oh my god
right and only the writer one writer knows about it no one else knows right so
when i'm saying the lines
i go i'm gonna snap i can see people like chairs go back i'm not kidding you i'm
gonna snap
right you know what i mean seriously i'm gonna shoot at the place i see three
people stand up
and toward the end i'm like the place is silent right and from the corner of my
eye
i see the girl the writer on the ground with her diving right half the room is
like standing up
and they were like right and at the end there was like a five second thing when
the sketch is over
where katie finally gets up that's her name katie and she goes i'm sorry i that
script his is the only
script that's like that i mean it was just a joke for me right and the rage
yeah right now you're
gonna snap i was gonna snap laughing so hard that i couldn't do it yeah i was
like that's a good one
you know what i mean like i was doing that how insane is that kate who's katie
do you diphol
oh you know her well i mean she wrote uh the ghostbusters yeah yeah um yeah it
was a great
writer yeah a good friend but that's my god man that was crazy this is a genius
it's a genius prank but
also like that's a sketch yeah yeah yeah that's so funny it's not well it
really isn't in retrospect
it's funny it's funny but i highlighted them and also it made me feel like a
fool because i'm like
this i should have when i was looking at it i should have said this seems weird
like what is the context
of this guy being in there because it never said i was like a part of the show
but you never talked to
the writer you weren't like hey can i talk to you about this sketch no because
you're in so many
you don't you judge you really don't and then also the lines were simple so i'm
like i guess i'll
deliver it like this oh it's terrible what a terrible fucking day