Name: Should We Take Juicy To Universal Studios?? | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-02-25T08:00:29.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Should We Take Juicy To Universal Studios?? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-25. Transcript available.

- You were eating at Bubba Gump?
- Bubba Gump Shrimp?
- Yeah.
- Are you fucking serious?
- There's one at the Universal City.
- Where do you think I got married?
- Oh, that's right.
- I put my feet in Bubba Gump.
- Were we not friends enough
for you to invite me to your wedding?
- I went, it was at Bubba Gump at Universal City.
- Yeah, but I was never invited.
- Because it was at Universal Studios,
you're not allowed there after what happened.
- Oh, that's true, that's true.
- A couple years ago.
- That's right, that's right, yeah.
- Have I been to Bubba Gump?
- Yeah.
- Abso-fucking-lutely not.
- I know, but we should try.
- Why?
- Because every time I walk by there,
I go, that can't be good.
- Well, let's go.
Okay, you know what?
- There's a curiosity.
- Have you been to Bubba Gump?
- Uh-uh, I've never experienced Universal either.
- Wait, you've never been to the City Walk?
- I know you, don't try that with us.
- Oh yeah, that's it, that's whatever.
- No, I haven't, I haven't.
- That's a Maestro's thing.
I've never been to Maestro's.
- Why do you, she's good at this.
- She's so good, she wants free shit.
- But I would love to go to Universal with you guys,
but also, I have never been.
- You've never been to Universal Studios?
- Yeah.
- What about the City Walk, though?
- I've been there on work as a production assistant,
getting release forms.
- Oh, I see.
- But you've never been as a tourist?
- As a tourist.
- No, I've been, yeah.
- Well, there are two different things.
City Walk is, you could just walk, it's a mall.
- Yeah, City Walk was okay.
- Universal Studios is the park.
- The Studios is the park.
You've never been to the park?
- Never been to the park.
- Insane, we have to go.
- We have to go.
- And also, you know what we have to do?
- Yeah.
- Technically, I work for the mouse.
You know, I technically work for the mouse.
- Yeah.
- You do?
- Well, Hulu is owned by Disney.
- It is?
- Yeah.
- Whoa.
- Well, they own everybody.
Disney owns us.
Do you know, we sold this show to Disney.
- That's crazy.
- Hold on one second.
- Hey, kids.
Do you want three for one passes this weekend?
Click on the link below.
So we just have to do that every once in a while.
- Was that Elmo?
- That was Elmo.
- From Disney.
- Elmo was, the Tickle Me Elmo was such a creepy thing.
- It's the best.
- It's creepy to be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
- Wait, wait, do you know who created Elmo, right?
- A, fuck, sure, a Japanese guy.
- No, not a Japanese guy.
- Bert.
- Kevin Shields.
No, no, no, Kevin Clash.
Right, Kevin Clash?
- From the band, The Clash?
- No, no, no.
So, dude, dude, listen to me, dude.
- I am.
- All right, this is a black guy.
- Okay, what is, wait a minute, what?
- What do you mean?
You said it.
You were like--
- I'll tell you why, though.
- A black guy.
- No, I know, because--
- 'Cause they don't like puppets, they love puppets.
- I know, but you said Japanese.
- Well, that seemed reasonable.
- I know.
- They create most things like this.
- I know, but Kevin Clash, right, right,
that's his name, right?
- Yeah.
- So he grew up in Baltimore.
- Yeah.
- Focus, focus.
- I'm listening.
- All right, he grew up in Baltimore,
and in sort of like, you know,
a very not, an urban kind of environment.
- Go on.
- Is that not the right word?
- What do you mean by urban?
Buildings?
- Yeah.
- Like there's buildings?
- Urban Outfitters.
- Oh, there's, oh, right.
- Yeah, he grew up in an urban Outfitters.
- All right, so bad, bad, bad records.
- Yeah, bad records and bad clothes.
- Yeah, yeah, cheap pillows.
But my point is--
- So Kevin Clash grew up in--
- So yeah, and he, you know,
all of his brothers and sisters, you know,
they went to school, you know,
played sports and that.
- Did you say brothers and sisters?
What did you say?
- Brothers and sisters.
- Oh, his brothers and sisters.
I didn't hear what you said.
- Diamond died.
- We'll get to that.
- All right.
- Everybody's dead.
And by the way, this episode
should be called Everybody's Dead.
- Yeah, everyone's dead.
Anyway, Diamond, get back to it.
Remind me of Diamond, right?
But, so he would like watch Sesame Street
and goes, I wanna make that.
And so he would go to his mom's,
you know, his dad's like fur coat
and just make puppets out of it.
- His mom's fur coat, you mean?
- Don't black people wear, men wear fur coats?
- Isn't that funny?
- They do.
- Why don't we do that?
- Are we not allowed to wear fur coats?
- I know, but black dudes do wear fur coats.
- Yeah.
- No, they still do.
I saw a guy outside wearing a fur coat.
- Yeah, that's cool.
- Yeah, he was selling like--
- Watches?
- Charging cords.
- Oh, charging cords, yeah.
- Yeah, for like the iPhones.
- Why are you guys whispering now?
- Well, because it's like,
we're not supposed to be talking about it.
We're bad boy stuff.
And no one can hear us.
If we whisper, no one can hear us.
- So anyway, but then he went from that environment,
got to meet, you know, Frank Oz and everybody.
And then, so he works at Sesame Street.
And the Elmo, they had two other guys had Elmo for years.
Elmo had different voices.
He had, one time Elmo sounded like this, man.
- How did that work out?
- Didn't work, and didn't, not good.
- Take your pants off.
- Yeah, take your pants off.
- Why was he take your pants off?
- Cookie Monster.
- Be naked like me, I'm Elmo.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he was like that.
Another guy, what do you mean?
Ah, I'm Elmo.
- Ah, Elmo.
- Yeah.
And then one day, one guy just threw it at Kevin.
Like you take this puppet.
- No one could figure it out.
- No one could figure it out.
And he sat with the puppet and he goes.
- Squeezed on his nuts as hard as he could.
Elmo, nice.
- How else can you get there?
I mean, he had to like have someone kick him in the dick
before he performed every time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause he looks like a big guy.
- He's a big dude.
How does his voice get that high?
- He's a pro.
- So tell me what.
- And he sat in the mirror with this red thing
and he probably did a bunch of voices.
Yo man, what's up?
- No, I don't know if that he did that.
That seems like he wouldn't have done that.
- I just, I, listen, I would do every act.
All right, I'd be like, hello, I'm Elmo.
- Elmo.
- Elmo.
- Ladies and gentlemen, Elmo.
- Yeah.
- Hello, I'm Elmo.
- I'm Elmo.
- Right, and then he did, and he goes,
every puppet, Muppet needs a point of view.
- Yes.
- That's how they do it.
- Yeah.
- They find a point of view.
Like this one loves kids too much or whatever.
- Uh oh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's Snuffleupagus, by the way.
- Yeah, that's the, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's why he said, he said about what he did.
- But, but Elmo, he goes, is pure what?
- Wait, he's pure, Elmo's pure juice, do you know?
- Gay?
- No, not pure gay.
- Oh, he's not pure gay.
- Elmo is pure what?
It's one word.
- Elmo is pure.
- Or joy.
- Joy.
- No.
- Love.
- Love, not joy, love.