Name: Bobby Lee Loves Sam The Intern A Lil Too Much? | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Loves Sam The Intern A Lil Too Much? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-09. Transcript available.

i want to say this go ahead it is your sober birthday so happy birthday oh well
finally
something oh my god something you know you're that's that's something okay can
i tell you
something do you know you didn't even wish me happy birthday on my fucking real
birthday this
year it's not the same why i was born into the fucking world yeah we all were
and i wish you
happy birthday on your fucking birthday yeah and i think i mean thank you but
i mean what yeah exactly he wants a gift like gucci or something no no he does
no well we got
you a gift no that's not what i want gift number one come on in we got you
gifts for your sober
birthday here we go oh i've always wanted one how many wait sit down sit down
what there you go when you said you always wanted one what what were you
talking about a token a token
what a chip a token chip yeah that's what it said you weren't referring to a
kind of person at all
what's your name sam sam i love sam when you said token did you mean chip this
is a lot of chips man
yeah thank you so much why don't you look sam in the face and say thank you i
apologize say thank you
what are you sorry for what why are you apologizing to him for the years
just for history history history yeah that's what i meant that's bob you don't
know bobby every day
and in one of you part of the class yes i am okay cool how old are you 20
fuck yeah man he's one of us he works on the inside he's our intern he's one of
ours oh you're part
of our yeah minion well then i can say whatever i want he's not a fucking i can
wait let's stop
he's an employee he you know he's not an employee we're not paying him he's an
intern so all right
yeah he's working for free can i ask you some questions sam sure good listen so
much okay i mean
it's great can i tell you something you know you know we're all on that pond
right now and you can
see that water is going to come right through at any point we're walking on
thin ice oh it's a cold
pond and it's a no it's warm it's getting warm i can tell with the ices frozen
well you can tell
there's a couple of bubbles popping up there at some moment we're gonna fall
right through the ice
we're not you know that game when you hit the ice cubes out of the thing yeah
we've hit way too
many there's almost none left what was that called uh break the ice break the
ice stupid game name
yeah uh it was sort of like um ask sam in in the dark night when that was the
punishment right
whether you get to run across the ice yeah and then people fell through sam did
you like the dark
night dark batman dark night you don't know any batman movie you have never
okay this is great
this is great i love it educate me educate yeah yeah um open your eyes whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa he's not asian i can say he should be saying that to you thank
you if he was asian
that would be weird i was gonna say yeah yeah but he's black how you know i'm
not oh here we go
no no no that is true yeah is your last name woods
are you tiger woods's brother no he might identify as black yeah are you complication
or whatever that
he is he is blation i'm not though you're not blation complication yeah how do
you identify
black there we go told you i'm a caribbean i knew it i told you
caribbean is that what you said yeah all right families from the caribbean yeah
i'm from haiti
love that love it haitian close to french yeah yeah the only reason i picked up
on any of that
stuff is because i listened to white glove jean's the carnival for like 75
hours when i was a kid do
you know what that is of course do you know what that is i haven't listened to
what you said he has
no idea because i'm focused on him can i ask some questions please so did you
let me ask you is it
because of the genre you don't like superhero genre movies well i wasn't really
a movie go over as a
kid but i can't adapt to it oh you can adapt a movie yes right i see so when
you're in a movie
there you have to change adapt no figure it out my parents never took me to
movies as a kid but
why is that they're just boring and strict okay sorry mom but
probably some more no because see if you can crack this truck i can hear the
ice cracking beneath my feet i feel it yeah yeah and i'm when i you know what i
want to fall you
know what i'm doing i want to die i'm going you know what i'm going to die dude
walk out further
i'm going to go further walk out further i'm going to go further go for it here
we go here's
go for it baby it's gonna be so comfortable come on sam okay so ask him what
you want to ask him
what i want to ask you so um you weren't your your parents didn't take you to
movies right so you
didn't move um grew up with movie culture right not really so what's the top
three movies
movies you've seen the top three movies i've seen yeah like in my opinion or
just your opinion yeah
yeah no critics opinion or whatever you know what i mean um let's do it i gotta
think can i do my
most recent movies yeah i guess okay i just saw the new whitney movie love i
love you know whitney
i got it can i have it listen i'm a part of planet earth okay i know who whitney
is okay
died in a tub all right so whitney that's one of your favorite movies because
it's recently you saw
it what else i was just saying my recent yeah go ahead it could be a favorite
um what did i watch i
i'm trying to remember put him on the spot i watch black panther i feel like
everyone's watched that
well no not all of us who's not all of us the wakanda forever of them i got the
first one i haven't
seen either it's just too many black people for me for some reason it was just
no i saw no i have
seen it i have seen it i didn't see the new one i don't think i i don't think i
wanted to see the
new one i thought the first one was so good i don't know if i wanted to see the
second one is sad
and i also i didn't want it to ruin how i liked the first one because i knew i
knew i was going to
be like this isn't as fucking good yeah and it wasn't was it well it was good
it was just really
sad because you know the lead died yeah chadwick boseman what can you imagine
anyway so whitney um
what kind of forever give me the third one oh wait you're putting me on the
spot how about some
over the years the tv shows that you saw um well you're oh i was just talking
about the parent
trap today because i was writing a paper about it that's good you're writing a
paper about the
parent trap yes man school is dog shit what a crock of shit no not for this
class i'm in a history
of film class i'm a film major but movies for some reason is not my niche here's
the deal about
sand i like can we talk about what you just said that was crazy what yeah i'm
in film class but
movies not my thing i said it's not my niche oh oh there's a difference oh what's
the difference
between niche and thing a niche is like okay wait wait his i love his attitude
he's fired
i'm kidding you're hired again just like it can be like your thing but i feel
like a niche is like
that's really your thing right and the thing could be multiple things like give
me like let me give
you an example for music i can say my niche is r&b but for one of my things
music is one of my things
and the movies could be one of my other things yeah i agree with almost nothing
he just said
i don't even understand any of that but i gotta tell you but i was just talking
maybe one of the
best lawyers i've ever seen yeah presented a case without any evidence but
still as a judge i'd go
fuck it fine this guy did great yeah right so he literally did this yeah like
this ready go ahead
the color blue yeah it's a color but it's also a thing of its own and doesn't
have to be
is it still yes yes that's what he just did yeah and did it work no no but but
it was a good try
right sam when sam's out of school and sam's going to school for the audience
who wants to know at
quinnipiac with fancy right can we say this yeah okay sam's going to school
when sam sam wants to
come work with us maybe you do he's got some fucking demands what is it what
are your demands he wants
to put him put him up in a house he said he has to have a house to live in can't
have an apartment
i was going to say transportation but i didn't want to look too needy right but
i i can't do the
buses and the i need my own wheels okay you don't have a car now so we have to
give him a car and a
place to live and he'll come here think about it can he live with you no can he
have your old car
yes he can live with me can he have your old car i just thought about it okay i
want him to live
with me do you know how to work a washer and dryer absolutely problem solved
you clean cat vomit i just
told him i was oh i'll clean but not the cat vomit i don't even like cleaning
human vomit right i get
that i get that yeah yeah but will you clean everything else of course okay so
look clean can
you cook absolutely cooks and cleans what could he cook um i had to make
chicken parm the other day
i love you man thank you can i say that of course yeah i love it sam sam is one
of us