Name: Our Korean Daddy's Hurt Us! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-03-11T08:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Our Korean Daddy's Hurt Us! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Our Korean Daddy's Hurt Us! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-11. Transcript available.

i will say though do you think because he is younger that you grew up more
korean in your family like do you know what i mean i'm brighter you're brighter
in general
no no i'm not no i think my brother is um smarter than he did got better grades
in school but you got beat down more than me okay wait what i mean i don't even
know what
that means in what context do you mean oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so i took
more of the maybe
way more oh i want more are you do you have a brother no my dad i'm the oldest
but my dad was
definitely just like their dad like beat me down and me too yeah yeah yeah bad
bad yeah yeah like
wait yes were your dad's drunks did they drink mine sober oh wow beat me down
worse than any of the
the drunk dad that's crazy what's the worst thing he did what's the worst he
did um one time he chased
me with a kitchen knife and then he beat me with a vacuum cleaner with the
vacuum cleaner yeah yeah like
one of those big hoover's yeah oh yeah yeah yeah with like the bag the 90s my
dad beat me with the
ping pong table no he was like the are you saying that i got beat more than you
yeah but i don't
you were at every were you at every beating we got every beating no he was good
let me tell you
something the beating of you with the keyboards i wasn't there that's all hearsay
yeah he beat me with
the keyboard yeah yeah yeah so i'm saying there are certain beatings we weren't
witnessing right
of each other right but how did he hold he's a little guy how did he i just see
strength
yeah um so your dad that's pretty bad what about you jonathan i mean you know
golf clubs more like
obvious kind of beating tools you know shoehorn uh but you know just a shoehorn
shoehorns like
this big no no no it's a longer shoehorn uh what's a shoehorn like the one
where you like you put
it in your shoes so you don't buckle your back oh we never had do we have a
shoehorn growing up no
yeah encyclopedias oh that yeah oh it's a longer that long one the long was it
metal yeah yeah and
my dad was an alcoholic so he would definitely beat me drunk yeah my mom that's
that must have been
nice but you know what do you mean to have an alcoholic because he was inebriated
to like yeah
because at least like he's he looks stupid when he's beating you like yeah my
dad's like stark
sober like he's like memorizing the alphabet you know like korean alphabet
while he's beating me
right right yeah what did you do wrong everything everything no i was the best
kid that's the thing
oh you got straight a's i why are you crying i was a smart kid i was i really
was but he he just had
issues yeah he just wanted more out of you or what was it like he just i think
he was just sad he was
up he was just upset with his own stuff and i think my mom was just like too
much of a boss
bitch for her for him yeah you know it's like you know you know the word yeah
like pride he i think
he was hurt every day because like she made more money than him or something oh
pride and it's like
immigrant status so it's like you you were you were the only kid right no i
have a younger brother
yeah but the older brothers do get beat the most yeah what were you gay then
what do you mean i was
always gay yeah but out out no no he started beating me when i was like young
oh straight and gay equal
beatings oh yeah okay okay okay yeah oh i have another segment idea i don't
know what segment that
is it's called i didn't know your sexual preference so this is what i want you
to do okay yeah we're gonna
literally you're going in an area that's very uncomfortable for everyone in the
room what do you
mean you can't say gondang time and then look at the gay guy and go that's just
like wait what's
wait what's going on your butt your butt so we're all going to get a row and
you're going to judge our
butts i would love to do that oh yeah yeah yeah so we're all going to be
like usual i don't know we do individual not in a row yeah so you go first and
then i do scale from one
to ten okay but but skin yeah of course raw skin yeah raw skin okay yeah what
do you think through
the pants i don't want to see holes you gotta come here though don't show me
your camera i'm not
gonna show you my hole i love the hole i love the hole but i don't want to see
your hole yeah all right
hey hold on you know what's interesting about this too this is interesting
because you're judging three
korean butts too i'm just saying there's there's three korean butts presented
how often do you see
korean butts in a row all the time how do you want me to pose do you want me to
do doggie
i said i said no don't give it that don't give it that i'll give it a show hole
don't bend when
you bend over you don't show hole how are you not going to show hole yeah no
don't show how about
this how about this i don't want to i don't want to show my hole is that i don't
want to show my hole
just straight up is it optional let me say if you're going to show a hole you
have to put the whole
thing through like your junk your what do you mean what do you mean your
package the whole thing
through all the way to the back i think oh so you have to tuck your own dick
yeah and show me everything
i'll tell you what dumb yeah i've seen a lot of korean men men's butts yeah i've
never seen korean
men's buffalo bills do you want to switch it to buffalo but you want it but i'm
not doing my
tokamok right now bro i can't do my tokamok
it's your game what do you want to change it to butts or buffalo it's the same
thing you just got to
turn around you have to turn around so reverse buffalo bill so go ahead it's
truly it's your choice
you could do you could do buffalo bill that i'm crying yeah peter it's it's
your decision whatever
it's your game it's your game what would you rather see buffalo bill or butt
but for sure okay okay okay