Name: Bobby Lee SICK w/ Jealousy Over "Movie Star" Andrew! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee SICK w/ Jealousy Over "Movie Star" Andrew! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-14. Transcript available.

Fancy B is, of course, gone because he brought in 37 people into our studio.
That's about 200 square feet.
So, George is back and attack.
George, thanks for coming here.
He's backed by his trusty Mexican steed, Carlos.
Carlos.
So, I woke up this morning, and I knew that we had a pod, and I'm super sick,
and I don't know what I have.
We have a COVID test going, but I had to come because Andrew's a Hollywood star,
and I forget, you know.
We're clear right now.
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal, man.
The real dealio is this, right?
I mean, let's get real.
California hospital is still stressed as flu, RSV, COVID remain at its highest
peak.
Exactly.
And here's the deal, dude.
It's like, you know, sometimes, you know, you start a podcast with somebody,
and they're at your level, and all of a sudden, you know, you plant the seed,
and it turns into a star, right?
And that's what we got here, baby.
And let's give Andrew Santino a round of applause because he's going to work
nonstop from here and out, right, with his fucking, what are you doing?
I just want to put some of that in the sky because you're talking this way.
I'll suck this way, right?
Yeah.
And I really, it's not, why do you do that?
What?
You think it's a resentment?
I was going to say something similar.
What?
What?
You think it's hostility coming out of mine?
Like, maybe?
I'm so sorry, I love him.
No, let's be real.
Let's be real for a second as a family.
Thank you, Carlos.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's be real.
Let's be real.
All right.
Good news is you do not have COVID.
Thank you so much.
And let's be real.
Wait, wait, wait.
You have herpes.
This is, I got a dual type.
I've had it.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
It just reminds me.
I don't have herpes.
Listen.
Ooh, had to cover it up.
Had to go back on it.
Anyway, congratulations.
I think you're faking for attention because Andrew's getting a lot of attention
right now.
Love Juicy so much.
She's on to something.
Yeah, I get it.
I hope you are because I hate to see you sick.
It's good.
I understand everything.
Love the Juicy.
Did I not give you a raise today?
I love you so much, Bobby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's interesting.
Your boss gives you a raise and you slam him out for that.
That's why you hired me.
You like it.
That's right.
We do actually like it.
I like it a lot.
I gave you the raise, by the way.
Not him.
No, he did.
That makes me so angry.
You were gone when I gave her the raise, you piece of...
She asked me.
She goes, do you think it's okay if I ask Bobby about the raise?
I said, of course.
She goes, I want to make him feel like he gave it to me.
When it comes to any good things with our employees and stuff, I'm the guy that
does it.
You have it.
You spend zero amount of time on anybody but yourself, and that's a fact.
You've never done anything for these guys.
Never.
He did another thing huge for me, though.
What?
I have my first big audition coming up.
There you go.
Can we talk about that?
I want you to get it so bad.
I do too.
Defend me every once in a while when he just said that.
I just did.
Oh, thank you.
That's what I did.
This piece of shit.
You know what I mean?
Idiot.
It's so when you say things, it makes me so angry, and I'm so sick.
I can't defend myself.
You couldn't if you weren't.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What is wrong with you today, dude?
We are bad friends today.
Yeah.
We are.
I hate you.
Go ahead.
Oh, my God.
Go ahead.
I love you.
Juicy last night did a taping for Don't Tell Comedy that should be out soon
with a bunch
of our friends.
Yeah.
I met Chris O'Connor for the first time.
And Joey Avery.
I love Chris.
Yeah.
I heard you did very good.
Oh, good.
I kind of blacked out.
I've never done a taping before, and all I could think about on stage is all
the cameras.
Well, I heard that you said you blacked out.
Connie told me that you said you felt like you blacked out, or Joey said you
felt like you
blacked out during the set, but I heard you did very well.
Santa Barbara, no less.
A very astute place to do comedy.
Yeah, and it was cold.
It was a little stuffy, though, huh?
It was outside, cold.
Yeah, a little stuffy.
I've never played it.
You've never been to Santa Barbara to do shows?
I've been there.
I've just never done shows there.
I did a show back in the day with me, Theo, and somebody else years and years
and years
ago, and it was like a bar room.
A guy used to have a bar show up there, and it was great because it was UCSB
kids, but
I've heard horror stories of going up there because it's, you know, Santa
Barbara's like
rich, really.
It's like Beverly Hills Plus.
Yeah, they laugh like this.
Oh, they do?
Yeah.
They laugh Japanese?
Oh.
Oh.
Put their pinkies out.
I love when the Japanese do that.
And then they cover their...
You know what?
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
Can I say about the Japanese?
Please.
Or Asians.
Love Japanese, by the way.
They used to laugh with their hands over their face.
They've had COVID the whole time.
Oh.
Is that why they do that?
Think about it.
Oh.
Right?
Right?
They've had COVID the whole time.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's why I never...
And you know how COVID spread?
One girl forgot to do it.
Death.
Yeah, yeah.
7,000 deaths.
7,000 deaths.
Wow.
It's incredible.
I got taught about something.
A good fact.
A good fact.
I learned.
Google this.
This is pretty insane.
What is that?
Can jealousy physically make you ill?
According to Jonathan DeVos, neuroscientist at the University of Halifax.
Wow.
Carlos.
Carlos.
Carlos.
Carlos.
Carlos.
The sympathetic nerve system buckles under the stress of jealousy, quickening
the heart
and spiking blood pressure.
Carlos.
Pretty wild.
Can I say something?
I know that symptoms can be mimicked sometimes.
Okay.
You know what, dude?
I swear to fucking God right now, dude.
We're on the wrong foot.
I got you tobacco Copenhagen.
He did?
Yeah, you did.
And I gave you $100 for it.
I tried to give you the $100.
I know, but I get to keep it.
So my point is this, okay?
My point is this.
Stop this.
And you know what?
I'm going to address it now.
I'm just trying to ask you.
I'm going to address it now.
Got it.
What are the 10 tips to overcome it?
Click on the link.
Don't cough this way.
Cough this way.
Cough this way.
Anyway.
Cough this way.
Listen, I was jealous of you.
Why?
Let me just get this off my chest.
We don't go off of the same stuff.
What are you laughing?
I'm just, can you not defend yourself and let me express myself?
That'd be cool.
Okay.
I'll wait till you're done attacking me.
Then I'll fucking.
I'm not attacking you.
This is a pure apology.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Okay.
I was, I did call my agents the other day and I go, hey man, what's going on?
Andrew's booking all these things, right?
And they're like, calm down.
And I go, I'm calm.
And then I called my sponsor and my A sponsor.
And he goes, do you love Andrew?
I go, I do.
And he goes, are you happy for him?
I go, you know what?
I'm genuinely, I'm happy for him.
I think you're so talented.
Um, when I see you on stage performing and the dude, I saw half of cheeseburger.
So good.
Thanks.
No, I'm being real.
So good.
Okay.
Well, thank you.
Shot well too.
Thank you.
I've never directed that.
I wanted to direct mine.
Maybe.
Shut up.
No, I'm being real.
I directed it.
That's great.
You did that?
I did it.
That's incredible.
Can you direct my special?
Come on.
Be real.
I'm being serious.
Honestly, dude, I'm sick right now.
And you know, so you can stop this.
I genuinely am so happy for you.
I love you.
And I, I, and I, and it couldn't happen to a better guy.
Okay.
Don't, don't go over the top.
No, I'm not going over the top.
This is the last thing I'm going to say.
Okay.
And we don't have to talk about it again.
Right.
I'm going to kill myself.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Just couldn't go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I shoot myself in the face with a shotgun.
So one.
No, I'm really happy for you.
But if you do kill yourself, can I have your house?
Yes.
All right.
You know how I feel terrible.
You're going to Hawaii soon.
You go.
Hey, I was trying to be nice to you.
I go to Hawaii soon for what, what, what, what, what?
What did you say?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The guy's going to Hawaii.
The guy goes to Hawaii like nine times a year.
I get one fucking movie.
He's like, wow, wow, gotta go do it.
Wait, you're such a fucking brat.
You live in Hawaii half the fucking year.
I, I, you know what I mean?
I go one little thing.
What if Andrew becomes like the next Brad Pitt and then he puts you in all his
movies?
Hell yeah.
Brad Pitt, I don't think Brad Pitt puts anybody in any movies, by the way.
Well.
You mean, you mean, uh, Sandler, Sand Dog.
Yeah.
I like Sandler.
Let me ask you something.
Okay.