Name: Bobby Lee Wants To Hit Up An Elite LA Kink Club! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-03-16T07:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Wants To Hit Up An Elite LA Kink Club! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Wants To Hit Up An Elite LA Kink Club! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-16. Transcript available.

is there glory holes for girls is that a real thing like how you look to me
well you're the
woman on the show yeah how would that work though it's more like a porn
category i don't i think
it's a myth what do you mean how would that work well how does a glory hole for
a woman
the hole has to be bigger i mean what are you saying well she puts her lip no
oh she's
oh she's her mouth i was thinking vagina oh yeah yeah right that okay right
that's cool
you know that's german they're so funny about that kind of stuff yeah all that
stuff came from
germany yeah so tell me nazis did nothing good yeah but let me say something if
you had done that
yeah then we'd be like okay that's fun that's fun i'd be okay with any doesn't
exist though that's
like a production that's not true that absolutely exists you think there's not
sex clubs and stuff
like that well i'm not i tried to go to a sex club a couple weeks ago uh like
who brought you there
just someone i know okay we know i we know okay go ahead you tried to go what
do you mean they didn't
let you in well she asked the owner if i could go as a whole thing like i'm
like a random guy right
like rich people it's straight out of like true detective do you have to send
in a headshot
i think i would have to send like information about myself like oh i gotta go i
gotta go you
think i can go you can definitely go yeah let me ask you something go with you
no no no no right
away yeah because because you're gonna look for holes in the walls yeah you
know what i mean and
i'm gonna go dude just let that kind of house that's not how it goes man and
you're gonna look
up people like a painting lift paintings up there's a hole you know what i mean
imagine he's just
going around punching holes in the walls yeah yeah so no you can't go because
it's a beautiful
house probably yeah it's like a nice so let me ask you this okay um if i go how
many is it even
like if you're at a sex party is it 50 women 50 men gotta be right i think it
really is because
it's a members thing why you want why you want better odds you want better i
need better odds yeah
because because that means that leaves me with one i totally agree with you by
the way right and i'm
gonna strike out with that one and i'm gonna grab the jacket and i'm gonna
leave the house
right but then some other guy gets two yeah but it's probably tom hardy but
what if you get two
what if some other guy strikes out i don't know if i'm willing to take the risk
i get it also i don't
know how to ask here i'm a girl and ask me at the party hey hey what's up great
party tell me about
it i come to these things all the time yeah have you been here before that's my
first one oh really
yeah oh that's so cute i know the same person that carlos no you probably don't
know carlos anyway
who's carlos oh it's he's not here you mean the guy that's come serving food no
oh that man's name
his car i don't know it's not that guy oh okay you wouldn't know the carlos
because he would be
digging putting holes in the walls oh the whole glory glory boy oh he came last
time the fish yeah
he's been here oh really he's you know that guy oh yeah fish yeah he's my
friend anyway he works for
me oh yeah anyway i like him he's yeah he's all right so what's out anyway um
so it looks like 49
people are hooked up with 40 because i'm counting the room yeah everyone is
kind of yeah yeah i guess it's
you and me baby see that's what that that is the nightmare of that right but
what if it goes like
this ready ask me again okay so um 49 well that's 49 people and uh 49 guys 40
and girls together yeah
that's you and i baby i mean it's what i've always wanted what a korean i've
tasted the entire world i've
never had korean wait wait let's stop right there the entire world yes like who
oh i've had um 13
countries in africa how many guys per country a hundred or so per country well
yeah condom though
what's a condom oh so raw dog yeah oh rd yeah yeah oh that's the lingo that's
what we say because
i've never been to sex club before it's rd right yeah so you raw dog probably
thousands of men maybe
tens of thousands okay okay okay um i'm wearing my jacket now you're gone i
couldn't do it see what
i mean though yeah what do you mean it could go both ways you could be you're
assuming that you're gonna
want to someone what if you find nobody you'd like to fuck that's what i'm
saying my because that i mean
if it was like this if it was like ukraine right now what is this
what how is this like ukraine well always in a eastern european country where
there's a war
yeah there are more women than men that's true yes because the men are all dead
or gone at war i didn't
want to say that part i get it yeah i mean i get it hopefully i could just
throw ukraine out there
and you would get what i'm saying i just yeah okay i should next time that's my
fault right is it not
like is it not true spanish yes right lovely metaphor like if you go to czechoslovakia
is that
how i say it no but it will go with it yeah yeah if you go to any of these
countries right
there's always more women than men the men are off at war exactly right okay so
i want is there
like one in ukraine you want ukraine odds well i want to go to ukraine let's
just go to the ukraine
yeah is it let's do a sex party at ukraine i'm sure there are a bunch so you
had you got denied
entry they literally said you can't come in well i didn't like show up and get
turned down at the door you texted this person they said probably not no they
reached out on
my behalf and they're like i don't know it's like you know it's just him it's
kind of weird because
the person i know gets paid to hook up with other women like on a bench or on a
chair tight like to
turn everyone on like as art as art and that's why i think bobby actually would
have good odds you
would have so much fun because people are turned why would have fun because it's
like how much money is
this i don't know we have the website right well well let's not show it how
much is it how much is it
there's no way there's going to be a like a paypal page they're not going to be
february 11th that there's an application february 11th yeah you have to apply
the couple's ticket
starts at twelve hundred dollars single gentleman must attend with the female
companions approved by us
so you didn't get approved you were the single gentleman that oh oh so i have
to bring somebody
yes no because you're swat it sounds like a can you go no so far i would be at
this you have to go
we'll eat together i love eating we'll go to the snack bar he does love eating
yeah your industry i
mean that's kind of cool and you put what your kink is yeah who can i bring i'd
go but i do i have to
have sex no no you don't you don't i don't think that's part of the thing i
think this is like a sexy
party and do you have to be naked i feel like that's about see look you have to
upload your full body
face at sea and with couples if you're with if you're with a partner uh but let
me say that we'll
get denied but the photo we submit is going to be hilarious it's going to be us
dressed like i think
you guys should submit just for the fun of it yeah i mean we could dress
however we want to that's
right it's i mean this is basically just a glorified costume party it's all
yeah i would go for you i'd be
so uncomfortable i could dress up as mozart you could dress dress up as um rock
on and off right
and we'd have the hair the wigs and the the little the suit what do you call it
and i'll be beethoven
i'll drop you guys off yeah yeah yeah yeah pull up in an old car we'll bring a
violin you know
what i mean i'll bring a ukulele i'll bring my trumpet yes a trumpet oh the
trumpet i don't think
beethoven played a ukulele so maybe what else harpsichord hopsichord it's a
whole thing it's huge
it's huge i'll bring it i guess we're just gonna have to trail that yeah but
anyway um so yeah
forget that we're not gonna do that twelve hundred dollars for a couple but i
did think it was going
to be more in my mind i thought it was gonna be something outrageous like 10
grand or something