Name: Bobby Lee Needs His D*ick Smelled! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-03-22T07:00:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Needs His D*ick Smelled! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Needs His D*ick Smelled! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-22. Transcript available.

oh yeah i want to announce to everybody so um i have did i already say it in
front of everyone
i had a 48-hour virus i'm here in new york shooting the sex in the city show i
wrapped
like late and then i came to the hotel i don't want to say it was i don't know
where i got it
but i i shat for a long time and then my dick smells weird and it really does
it smells so weird
because i think the poo because you know when you have diarrhea that long you
don't you forget to
wipe it sucks yeah you know i mean and everything just you know i feel bad for
the prostitute that
got that on her chest when she came over yeah don't you know cut that apart but
uh
i mean yeah it was my cousin yeah but my point is and then so then today i woke
up and i had my first
meal in two to two or three days what was it i had a b um bts blt blt oh no bts
is the korean
popular yeah yeah yeah i was yeah yeah i loved it i ate that one time too yeah
it was delicious yeah
yeah i got it in korea i i um i think that uh well i'm happy that you're better
and then you have your
first meal well no because i feel no because i don't feel fully like you know
me comedy ready
right you know what i mean so you know when you came in i'm like i'm glad it's
you because you're
so good you know i mean you have a gigantic pimple on your nose too what's that
from
yeah man it sucks you wouldn't even bring that up but yeah no i thought it was
because you missed
santino you just wanted to make your nose beat right so you can at least see
something yeah man
it was because for two days i didn't even wash my face and i woke up like with
this thing on my nose
but here's the good thing about being korean as we speak about this is even
though you haven't bathed
koreans don't have it they have a gene that makes them smellless you don't
smell in the pits i
don't you don't it's impossible so yeah yeah you could say whatever you want to
smell my dick
i'll smell your dick really all right
dude it does smell like yeah oh my god dude i haven't taken a shower in three
days
it his penis literally it stinks oh no it doesn't no it doesn't i put cologne
on it no no no it smells
good no yeah don't do that bad no it's not that was a trick dude that was from
hogwarts dude yeah
that's from the game dude i learned that from the game it's pretty good but you
see the size yeah
thank you the lord savior thank you like soft whatever soft dick it's not bad
bro let me can i can may i
defend myself real quick by the bye may i right for the public right i've been
single for what
six months right and this is the honest truth okay what's your name what's your
name again man
wolf wolf wolf hear me out you know because you're the only one that doesn't
know me here
right you know when you look at me wolf right look at me wolf right you you and
i know you're not you
know you're not gay or another i get it right you're mad you know all that
stuff but what is it
when you look at a guy like me right you you would make an assumption that i
had a small penis
be real i wouldn't totally you wouldn't you wouldn't have any opinion probably
no okay
but he's how old are you 29. he doesn't even see gender 29 year old so he won't
even think about
that oh you're thinking i'm a they oh i get it you dress like a they yeah yeah
yeah yeah oh my bad
my bad dude i didn't know wolf wolf but wolf i will tell you from from from
firsthand account
he does have an above average size penis so the four so the women that have
seen it since i've been
single this time right they've all remarked what a surprise and i think
honestly i agree and i think
that's better going in like that yeah because if i was a if i was wolf right
right who happens to be
a black guy can i say that you sure right if i was wolf and wolf had my size
penis it would be a
disappointment a problem it would be a problem a disappointment my point being
right is i think
i'm winning yeah wolf i i would say if if there was a contest and i would say
whose dick is bigger
wolves or bobbies i would i would not think you but after seeing your penis i
think i think you could
be within striking distance of wolf thank you so much yeah you know i will take
that as a win
speaking of wolves oh yeah go ahead i've seen twilight i haven't seen harry potter's
but i've
seen twilight team edward team jacob okay okay why because that's stuff that my
daughter and uh my
girlfriend want to watch but they don't want to watch harry potter harry potter
my stepson wants to watch
and he's you know not my you know we're we're we're connected because he's my
stepson but i don't
watch the kind of stuff he wants to watch i only watch my biological children
okay that's fair i'm
kidding i love myself i know but so if you wanted to watch so he's he's asked
daddy yeah daddy can you
watch uh harry pass harry potter's with me yes harry potter's yeah well he's
the one that wants
how old is he does he talk like that 12 yeah he talks like that right talks
like that yeah right
daddy he has down syndrome daddy no that's not rude this is what white 12 year
old kids i did the
fucking i'm a sketch guy you are a sketch guy i was on a schedule for eight
years i've done the
research yeah right and i know about right on television not this that people
do on youtube
no what he thinks you're bow and yang i'm not bow and yang right i was before
him but that's another
good one thank you yeah but my point is is that so i've done my research so
this is daddy right
what would you say to him what i would say i would say um i would say hold on
well first of all yeah
i would i would remove my penis from his mom's mouth and i'd say oh i see yes
and i would say
i told you to knock when i'm in here with your mother oh sorry do i mean yeah
yeah i'd say what
do you want to watch harry potter i harry potter i would say i would say okay
fine you can watch
it after i watch the game now go get me a beer that's what i say oh the game
the game right i would say
you watch we're watching the game first because it's my house okay if you don't
like it you could
go live with your your own family go patriot no is that what he would say no
well he would say that
and then he'd get a smack oh well then he would say let me guess yeah go um
what's new york new
york jets yeah he'd get another smack oh i get it wrong every time okay okay um
go yankees go yeah
then i would say okay good oh thank you when i hit me daddy in the face again
yeah
because they are so brown yeah yeah no what else oh i know the new york red
balls
hit me hit me daddy he's jerking off yeah he's jerking off right there yeah no
and by the way i
would never hit my kid i'm just and he would never jerk off and that this is
just a sketch i never hit my
kid this is just a sketch i would never hit my kid i would never uh hit my
girlfriend i would never
make my stepchild uh watch me get a blowjob from his mother i'm impersonating
andrew santino those are
things he would do he would 100 do it and those are playing by scientology
rules playing by scientology
yeah but he wouldn't be on medication that's what it is yeah yeah no i made my
stepson watch cheeseburger
yeah you know it's funny chris um