Name: We Are Women From The Future! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-03-24T07:00:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Are Women From The Future! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Are Women From The Future! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-24. Transcript available.

what's going on carlos is shocking every time i see him by the way he doesn't
he doesn't look
like for he's from this era he literally what era does he look like carlos
honestly he looks
like a woman from the future i was i was gonna do the past like galileo this is
what the future's
gonna this is what's happening now with gender oh i see yeah yeah yeah yeah
this is a future
woman this is a future woman yeah yeah look king wrote it down again yeah yeah
yeah that's a good
yeah that's a good premise yeah woman from the future whose dick smells like
diarrhea that's the
movie yeah yeah we should do a movie she 2086. yes and it's carlos you're the
star she and what
happened now does the woman that looks like that in the future yeah well go
look because some people
don't know let's just oh yeah you're people know what you look like people know
carlos yeah but just
stand in front of the thing real look at this is what a woman from the future
this is the new movie
yeah go ahead sit next to this is the new movie yeah 2000 she 2086 right dude
it's so both actually
me and you both look like women from the future yeah so let me ask you in the
women of women from
the future right is the vagina vagina still the same shape and whatnot no
because i think it's morphed
over the time it's having less and less children nobody has kids right now
right so it's it's oh so
it's harder to find it's even harder to tighter that's good it's calcified it's
more calcified uh
is it the hymen does the hymen grow back and creates a wall where's this chain
from is that amazon
oh that's a gucci chain i like that how much how much big money like 900 for
that i like that dude
no you know what it is not hard work rich parents do you have rich parents good
nice dude well i'm also
at work right now i flew here i know thank you so much you just to walk them we
flew you here
yeah the company first class right no of course not yeah well here's here's the
question i have
for you get on screen or yeah come on get on screen where's wolf at wolf left
wolf yeah yeah wolf
because he's 29 he's a 29 old black man he staged a protest yeah that's it all
right see this is what
happens if you give him time on then they keep going yeah i'm in the wire now
see santino would
never allow this to happen he wouldn't like no i want him on i want him on okay
yeah yeah um
yeah yeah just for a second wait a second is fancy out then where's fancy baby
had a baby yeah i have
texts to prove that fancy's on russia's side fancy is has taken russia in this
in this great war i hope
that the people know what war russia versus ukraine fancy fancy as fancy has
been telling me privately
that he wants hopes russia steamrolls ukraine so holy shit just want to let you
know who you have
working for you wow so maybe he has uh maybe he knows putin or maybe he has russia
is his wife russian
no she's a white girl from the south are you sure by the way she could be a
sleeper agent with fancy's
hip and ass he has also looks like a woman from the future he loves portals
that's true right right
he's got handles he does that yeah yeah if i was in prison with fancy dude yeah
i would just grab
the skin around it yeah and that's a lot of skin yeah and i would just yank it
down onto my dick dude
fancy he's got a body like one of those guys like like he lost 300 pounds and
never got the skin
surgery but he was never found to begin with so he just he was just born with
the dna yeah yeah who lost
all this weight but he never had to lose it right he would confuse dr no yes
yes yeah he would walk
in dr no's like hey buddy you need to get the skin you removed he's like i'm
not one of those right
oh buddy did you trick me yeah yeah that's what dr no would do do you love that
show uh no i what is
that that's the one yeah with the center pounds yeah i like that show um i like
that show um i like that
show but sometimes i feel like what happens now with television is is it makes
people almost want to be
fat just so they could get on that show right like i think sometimes people
like oh let me
get to eight nine hundred pounds on my casting tape they see that i'm like a
real whale yeah you
couldn't be like 150 and go i got to get to 600. somebody you're like no you
have to be like 400
and if you were 400 pounds i could see you're laying in bed like you're 400
right and you're watching tv
it's like god they just don't do shows about 400 pounds right yeah and then
your head clicks right and
he goes if i just ate three extra pizzas today yeah a day yeah i could get to
the tv level yeah
right and then that's that's the thing i think there's somebody out there that
does that right
i think that there's somebody out there that would has has has tried to get on
the show
just that by overeating with the simple fact that i just want to get cast on
that show
that's what i think yeah by the way you haven't commented i lost weight and you
didn't say anything
well you know you look great i mean not only did you look great honestly when
you walk into the
fucking thing i i i i i gasped yeah i gasped because i went oh my god here's a
real star
i'm being real glasses can you take the wig off now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
you can't take it off
now you're good looking guys give me the wig yeah fuck the wig all right okay
now you have good hair
dude you like that dude i'm telling you right now dude i'll be real real dude
dude i'll do this