Name: The Bald & The Rejected | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-03-28T07:00:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Bald & The Rejected | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Bald & The Rejected | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-28. Transcript available.

they worship him as a sun god right yeah and it's like all these people babies
people what's
why are you smiling you piece of the sun god thing it made me laugh yeah what
that's what
they said sun god yeah it's crazy it's crazy god would have a 900 gucci chain
that's true right
i think because of how rich he grew up and privileged life he has that was god's
way to
balance out i said i'm not going to grow any hair in the middle of your head
for your whole life
you can only grow on the sides right even wolf is sisters right yeah do they
have the same yeah they
have hair they do yeah are you sure i've yeah i saw i mean is it like if i look
at their head in the sun
when i see gaps no no no they have actual hair yeah honestly this he has the
type of hair that
looks like he was born in the outskirts of hiroshima right right right right
right yeah yeah is your pubes
fully there yeah yeah i'm good everywhere else like i grow a beard yeah what i
like about carlos
is the commitment to this because much like stavros when stavros will come out
and be have hair only
you know no hair in the middle and a gap in the tooth he beautiful women are
like confident confident
and carlos beautiful are you gay no okay allegedly beautiful beautiful women
yeah beautiful women i bet
you come up to carlos and like because they're confident confident confident
because that you pull
off that look it is very very difficult yeah because he has the beautiful hair
in the back but it's just
in the middle that's correct when did you start losing it oh like when i was 20.
right yeah it looks
i'm telling you i don't know if you had a full head of hair i don't know if you'd
be as handsome
i think you're better off this way i like it more was the drug addiction
because of the hair i
no i wasn't addicted to drugs because i was sad about my hair i don't know i
was asking can we
replay that no i wasn't addicted to drugs no you could have been like 17 and
like you saw a clump
came out i want to get on fentanyl no my dad's bald and okay and i knew it was
coming oh you knew
what's coming i just didn't know it would show up so quick no but it comes from
your mom's side though
no they that's what they say male pattern baldness comes from the mom's side
yeah yeah that's what they
say yeah i mean i just saw my dad being bald and i was like i assumed i would
be no dude it looks it
really does like you really do look really good like that and you pull off and
it's interesting
because when you put the hat on it's like oh look this flowing hair and then
boom cancer yeah i mean
i've mentioned this before i used to work at a coffee shop with this midget a
dwarf little person
right he's all three whatever it is he's all three they don't mind yeah yeah
midget dwarf little person
you know what i mean yeah they love it all um hobbit that i've seen right um
but he i worked with him
back in the early 90s oh at a coffee shop they had rights did they even have
rights back then
no you could step on them you can do anything okay yeah sometimes you would put
them in the coffee
grinder yeah yeah yeah yeah you could like lean on them yeah you know what i
mean they hated it you
know what i mean yeah but you could use them as a you know but um no rights
back then but this kid
had tattoos though okay right i need a gold tooth whoa right so he was one of
those nice wow magical
what he's like magical almost yeah and he was like agra what the you looking at
man you know
i mean like one of those guys you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah and he
always had
the hottest chicks i believe it i've ever seen confidence and one day you know
because he's only he was only like an inch shorter right so you know i would
kind of like look at him
like this you know what i mean yeah yeah and go i think yeah but um but yeah i'm
asian but my point
is is that how come you know you get so many women he goes he goes he used to
call me lee lee you're
right you're one of those guys you know what i mean i've seen you around man
you don't even try
you're scared you mean i go to back a bat a hundred times i strike out 98 times
and sometimes i'll hit
two you don't strike wow and i still never strike after that lecture i still
didn't do it but i got
it but you i realized why what's the reason because i didn't i never i was too
scared oh but but why did
you not even try though like what's the reason because i'm not willing to get
rejected 98 times
right but that's right that pain but why did you pick a life in comedy then it's
our whole life is
rejection that's a different kind of rejection you think than a woman you being
rejected from a role
or something you know because comedy rejection i always felt that with society
i got how could it
get be worse than what society is doing right right so i you know i i always
viewed stand up as a war
me versus the audience and i'm going to win the military veterans right now are
agreeing with you
thank you the ones who are sitting there you know somebody has a torso is
listening to bad friends
right now being like comedy is a war like they're using using a straw they're
using a straw to
all right you're right i should use a different analogy no but i like it okay
okay my point is is
that but being rejected by a woman is a different kind of pain and now i'm okay
with it i'm fine with it
yeah i throw it out all the time and i don't care you know what i mean yeah who
cares yeah at this
point what the hell's the difference there's no difference you're 50 years old
but we've been
rejected you're going to find a woman you're going to find a woman you're going
to find a woman you're