Name: Bobby Lee Is For Sure Going To Hell, Right? | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-03-31T16:00:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Is For Sure Going To Hell, Right? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Is For Sure Going To Hell, Right? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-31. Transcript available.

first of all i um i i feel like i only see you like once or twice a year and
every time i see
you though every time i see you be real every time be nice every time i see you
yeah yeah you're
you look like a a person to me that i think is is is is going towards happy but
not there yet
you're always struggling you know what i mean like you're but but but i don't
believe you to be
in a negative space or or whatever i believe you to be this guy is is right on
the fence and he's
leaning happy so what is it going to take to push you into being happy you know
you see all those
people working those cobalt mines in africa yeah right thousands of people that's
where we get our
you know the battery from the cell phones yeah i appreciate the 5g thank you so
much for doing it
thank you because we love it you know what i mean and i know that you respect
that we have the phones
yeah i'm gonna get a tesla as well and i know cobalt goes into that yes so
without your hard
work but my point is is that you know these kids like five-year-old kids are
making two dollars a
day and these just what's so funny i'm not why do you laugh because every time
there's a fucking
every time because i know you're humor or some fucking fucked up thing you
laugh and you're trying
to make me laugh no it's i know you're about to laugh i think that i'm fucking
evil but it's you
fucking you mexican piece of shit why do you laugh about the cobalt people
fucking dying on the
fucking because i know you're leading to a joke i know it's funny there's no
joke i know you're
mentioning cobalt people no i wasn't no because because i was watching cobalt
today you're gaslighting
me i'm not because once i'm finished saying what i'm going to say right yeah
you're going to realize
there is no joke right and then who's the sad one you are that because i
assumed you just made a
assumption right so today right i see these kids you know doing the cobalt
right right right and i'm
like it just kind of dawned on me like because i was laying down playing you
know hogwarts legacy
you know what i mean and i was like doing my own you know i mean kind of mining
in it you know what i
mean no what's so funny yeah you know what i mean because i you know i was
capturing beasts
right and i got some puff skins right and you know you have to comb them and
then feed them right and
i was mining their fur right and on my phone i was like there's a difference
there's a difference
and my mining i'm in a good place yeah it's like r2 to mine yeah yeah it's not
the same right and people
live these terrible lives right and i live such a great life and now you know i've
lived a life in the
last 25 years that was magical the last 25 years of my life has been storybook
and i've complained
through the whole thing so what about the whole thing just bitching and moaning
my back hurt you
know what i mean and if i look back i go wow you had a storybook life yeah
right and it keeps getting
better so right so my point being is is that i feel like if there is a god and
if there is i'm going
to get there and he's going to go you through the whole thing you go downstairs
no yeah i don't want
to go downstairs you know what i mean i'm going to make you wait right purgatory
what i think you go
to purgatory oh what do you really think i'm going there yeah you go there too
though okay i'll tell
you why you're going there too why because you want to tell me i'm going there
you're telling me i'm
going there oh yeah let's stop it for like you don't want going down right yeah
i said no i know
there's nothing you do too and you do bad things wait and you do things i know
and i'm not gonna say
anything because i want to edit it out right bad thing no you and our similar
variable what you and i
are very similar in many ways oh right yeah i'm gonna say this my friend right
i think god's
going to say this right we're both going there so you you have another thing
coming all right i'm
sorry dave my you know him too right he does some things all right so you want
to go there i think
shut your mouth it's not a bad thing shut your mouth shut your mouth i love you
man i love thanks
for coming to new york yeah to help us out yeah right but you know i mean i'm
not going downstairs
i'm not saying you're going to hell i'm saying purgatory so i think you have a
good heart but like
we're in a little bit of trouble when we die so you think that i'm going to be
in the middle
ground it's gray yeah that's what i'm saying in purgatory i'm lost i think it's
like an empty
am i asian am i still korean no i don't want to be korean no you're just skin i
want to be a spirit
you're just skin oh i'm just skin yeah if i if i'm in purgatory and there's a
mirror and i'm like
i'm still korean i'm so mad i'm not in a spirit form the only one 100 going to
heaven wolf go to heaven
hell yeah for sure because he has ethics you can tell but he won't suck a dick
to get a tv job
here's the thing like me and carlos
here's the thing is dave going to heaven oh yeah for sure davis well no the jews
don't go that they
don't have an afterlife right they just go to the dirt that's what the jews
believe there's no
afterlife no you just go into the dirt yeah it's it's like a it's complicated
but pretty but that's why
but that's that's why it's kind of different jews are just when we're dying we're
done we're in the
dirt life i did not think they're wrong catholics think they're wrong then that
they're gonna be
up there anyway or like in purgatory or whatever again what you're doing here
on earth will say if
you don't go to confession but it's also there's also bs because it's like al
capone according to
catholics when is in heaven right now because he was absolved of his sins by a
priest on his deathbed
yes i can see that i can see that it's like you go so that's right it doesn't
make any sense
to me but i think no i believe that you know when like because i heard jeffrey
dahmer right before
these glasses yeah that's great um he died he got beaten to death you know i
mean in prison
yep that he turned his life over to jesus christ he might now he's in heaven
supposedly imagine being
what i heard he's in heaven yeah well the rules based on the rules i i think
you still go to
purgatory if you get last rites did christians believe if you turn your will
and your life over
the jesus christ no matter at what time 10 seconds before you die right you go
to right to heaven are
you going to do that right that's what i'm going to do yeah that's exactly what
i'm going to do yeah
dahmer did it other people did it good idea last time did it yeah yeah where do
you think you'll die
when where oh that's a good one rikers island no he's not going to go to jail
yeah i'm not going to
jail dude are you like you're very difficult you got another thing coming dude
what are you talking
about rikers dude you're going to jail yeah yeah your behavior dude is un-godly
dude why do you think
you can go to jail oh like i just get caught buying drugs or something yeah
yeah you do some shady
shit i've been to that man you're the one that shows me sites that i don't even
want to see man
you don't have to go to jail for drugs anymore i can say some stuff man all
right yeah back up dude no
you're acting angelic right now what you're acting angelic yeah like a good
person yeah like you are
angelic but what oh you're saying that i'm do you let me you're pretending i'm
a seedy guy yeah i am
we're going to go ball i'm going and i'm going to be happy to see you oh i'm
going to say i'm going to
immediate fist bump when we're in purgatory oh dude right or like the spirit
yeah yeah yeah what would
you do if when you get to purgatory it's carlos but it's mixed he has hair on
the top none on the sides
what so it's like a mohawk yeah yeah but it's but he can't grow it out oh that's
i would laugh so
hard everything's what would i look like then you think you would be bald
because everything's reversed
i think if yeah if everything's reversed no you would have you would have long
hair coming out and
then just just the just the samurai thing on the head all right that'd be
really funny in the middle
of your head that'd be cool dude yeah that'd be really cool yeah yeah yeah yeah
but you having
the knowledge and the wherewithal to say that you know that the last 25 years
of your life have been
great but you've complained makes me believe that you're a lot more grounded
and a lot happier than
you've ever been