Name: Bobby Lee Asks Juicy Female Questions...| Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Asks Juicy Female Questions...| Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-08. Transcript available.

- I don't mean to be too crass.
Do you ever find it crazy
that men don't know where the clitoris is?
- I know where it is.
- It's so obvious.
- I know exactly where it is.
- Me too.
- Yeah.
- It's in the butthole.
- No, it's in the,
the clitoris is the little bump.
- It's right there.
- It's not, is it hidden?
- No.
- No, but.
- What do you mean?
- I think a lot of guys don't even know
what it is for so long.
So we have to keep this joke alive
of guys that don't know where it is
so that they really study it and find it
and know that it's a pleasure source.
- Right.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Are you being real?
- Yeah, it's wild.
- It's wild.
Yeah, yeah.
- Men are dumb.
- They're dumb, yeah.
That's the pleasure source.
- Yeah.
- I see.
And everything around it is dead?
Is that the rave?
- It looks kind of dead.
- Yeah, it looks dead.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, it's, were you guys scared the first time
you saw a vagina?
- Scared?
- No.
- No.
- I was crying.
- I was so happy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Relieved.
- I pray, I looked at it to God and I said, thank you.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's the most beautiful thing in the world.
- I still do that.
- Me too, yeah.
- I went so long of not knowing what one looked like,
even having one, and it looked in the mirror one day.
It changed my life.
- What'd you think?
- What, is yours grizzly?
- It's like, well, it's just a lot more than I thought.
- What do you mean?
- There's like a lot of stuff going on.
- Yeah.
Maybe it's a Rubik's cube or something.
I mean, is it a puzzle?
What's going on?
- Windmill.
- Yeah, I just, I thought it was like a lot more simple.
- Oh, right.
- And then I looked in the mirror and I was like,
you know, you go along, you know,
I might've been 12 or 13.
- Yeah.
- That many years.
- Can I ask a question?
And I just thought of this now and I'm going to be real.
Okay.
And this is not a dumb question.
- Okay.
- Right, you're right.
I know where the clit is, right?
But is the clit where the pee comes out?
Is there like a little hole in the clit?
Well, because our head has the hole.
- Right, right.
No, I see.
It's sound reasoning.
- It's sound reasoning, right?
So let me ask you something.
As the only female in the room,
is that where the pee comes out?
- I don't really know.
- Right, well, how would you know?
- I think it's around there.
- But then they could go to a urinal.
- Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're right.
- Well, they can.
- Well, it depends how, it doesn't stick out.
- Well.
- It would dribble still, no?
- It seems like at that little,
having that small of a point would have a lot of velocity.
- Maybe, you're right.
- Right?
- That's a very good point.
- Thank you.
- But here's another point now.
- I'm ready.
- There's another point I'm gonna use, right?
I'm sorry.
- Androgynous.
- We can move on from it.
But we can move on from the vagina,
but I'm sorry, I don't know why we went there.
But you don't really know then.
- I don't like to spend a lot of time on it.
- Oh, I see.
Okay, good, good.
- And then the hole's the hole.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- I kind of live outside my body most of the time.
To be honest.
- Okay, okay.
Do you like yours?
- Yeah, but it's also like, it's complex.
- I'm sure.
- Yeah.
- I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, I'm usually closing my eyes when I'm down there anyway.
Do you close your eyes or no?
Where do you look, the belly button?
I mean, there's no focal.
- Yeah, you gotta close your eyes.
- Yeah, you gotta close your eyes, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Usually like I'm half suffocated by the sheet.
- Oh, so you do the sheet thing.
- It's so hot.
- Why do you do a sheet?
- I don't know.
- You don't know what?
So yeah, I don't do the sheet.
I'm out in the open.
- Well, sometimes it's cold in the apartment, you know?
Or the house.
- Yeah, okay.
- Or a condo.
- I mean, you're hot.
What?
- I don't know.
- All right, but you're hot and heavy, right?
You're sweating, no?
- I mean, you know.
- Okay.
- You've been in long-term relationships before.
Sometimes you're not, like, exactly.
- Exactly, yeah, you're right.
- You get it, but not anymore.
- Yeah, it becomes a to-do sometimes, you know what I mean?
- Not anymore, not ever again.
- No more.
- Yeah, no, can I tell you something?
- Yeah.
- I'm done.
- I know, you already told us.
- I'll tell you why.
These women, they be at Cray Cray.
They at Cray Cray did, okay?
I set up dates, they cancel, right?
They say, "Oh, I want to date somebody younger."
- Who?
- They flaky.
"Let's hang out."
And then you text them three or four times, no response.
- Wow, women be crazy.
- Cray Cray, I said.
Okay, let's introduce the people in the room.
Let's start there, okay?