Name: Bobby Lee & Josh Peck Laugh At Your Crazy Uncle's Hollywood Conspiracy Theories! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee & Josh Peck Laugh At Your Crazy Uncle's Hollywood Conspiracy Theories! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-12. Transcript available.

yeah because i did i want to say this man i dated a girl right who believes
that we're hollywood
is this big cabal of pedophiles oh right and they drink they drink baby's blood
right yeah yeah and
i looked at adrenochrome adrenochrome yeah right and then her argument was this
well sandra bullock
ate baby cannibalism i go how she bought a cream a face cream and they use baby
um circumcised the tip
yeah foreskin what's it called foreskin they call the foreskin i call it the
tip okay yeah i mean when
i say tip do you understand what i'm saying right but i i use the property okay
foreskin all right to
each his own but all right foreskin so they take the foreskin of a baby right
and i don't know how
they remove that but i'm sure it's quick the scalpel
really you can just tear it off i have two kids that had to do it oh you did it
no no i didn't do it
but i was in the room outside oh that'd be cool if you did it i'd be nervous
but in a jewish ceremony
it's the rabbi doing it i thought that i thought in jew let me ask you about
judaism please i'm here
let me ask you something i thought the judaisms don't do it they leave the skin
on no we created
it yeah what do you mean they are they're all doing it yeah yeah so you do cut
it off oh yeah
oh you guys created it yeah all right so i because all right i thought that was
a judaism that they don't
you haven't seen students list let's just stop stop stop literally i i this is
the first time i want to
say this okay not one word did i understand not one word did i understand and i
think your problem
is this okay you see a window of opportunity to talk but you just because you
think it's me and
i'm going to cut you off so you do it as quick as you can and it comes out
weird so let me tell you
something bud all right how about this do you give me a symbol right when you're
going to say something
right and i'll give you 10 seconds i'll give you 10 seconds dude and you see it
slow so i'll give you
that moment again okay he needs a verbal crossing yeah yeah so um i think i got
what you're saying
have i ever seen schindler's list yes yes i did great movie you're right but
what's the point
they're naked and that's how they discover who is a jew and who's not ah yeah
yeah yeah it's a rough
time it was a rough time i'm so sorry thanks yeah i don't think you had
anything to do with it though
your people we didn't know but um because you know we had rickshaws and to get
over there it's a long
way and stuff yeah um but you know we've been oppressed as well koreans but um
what you guys
suffered anyway really sad time but my so let's so anyway sandra bullock got a
cream with the
circumcised with the foreskin foreskin i was gonna say it with the foreskin
with the tip right and shoot
and then this girl that was dating goes but that's cannibalism because it's
like
she's absorbing it through her face that's consuming and i go i don't know if
that's
quite the same thing as cannibalism but you know what do you think where were
they getting the
foreskin from like koreans they are i think well the korean foreskins not
getting like you know i
mean ethiopian foreskins no they're making a company that's making face cream
uses foreskins
in their there's no way you're thinking maybe like stem cells or something no
that's what she said
well that girl is why look it up that girl is insane there's no way why why i
tried the foreskin
facial treatment okay i stand correct yeah i mean they're doing it they're
using the foreskin from
who who's donating that the baby first of all let me ask you when you have a
baby right let me ask you
something when you have a baby you can go i'm gonna take that home they don't
take it home they put it in
the red basket yeah but then it's done right you think l'oreal has a baby farm
that's yeah but that's
that's what a france or whatever i was that right it's a korean cream what l'oreal
is no no you were
saying yeah the korean the foreskin do it differently we use we use everything
yeah you do if they kill
a pig we'll use all of it i love that yeah yeah yeah so but she's saying that
they absorb it and that's
cannibalism do you think do you agree i wouldn't call it cannibalism yeah but
it is an a byproduct of
a human yeah do you think eating a human would taste good that's a fair i've
thought about this so
many times i really have let's jump in tasteful it depends how you prepare it
fair you know uh i don't
think i could do sashimi no right like if what tartar rick tartare yeah steve
tartare um even in a
bruschetta i don't think i would want it yeah i think i need it cooked yeah
well done what do you
think seasoned blackened yeah yeah yeah cajun like a cajuny cajun dan yeah cajun
dan what if you could
like get some of his powers through that you know oh yeah yeah or my dick got
longer or something
that'd be cool i once had a dinner with the guy who was at the forefront of
like the fda approved
penis enlargement surgery what yeah like there's an actual like they they cut
it in the middle they extend
it it heals and then all the collagen that gets built up everything sort of
like replaces and you're like
you can gain an inch it's mostly for growers not showers you know what i'm
saying yeah yeah it's for
growers because i'm a grower right right so when i'm when i'm in a spa you know
and i'm there with
other people i kind of want to say to people like i don't think they care but i
just want to i wanted
to say that to people like it grows right but you don't say you sit in your
mind you know what i mean
you'd be weird if you said it out loud a little sign right yeah but i just want
people to know
like i feel like girls right now they don't want to date me because they think
my dick's small but
it's not you talk about it a lot though about what your penis i love it yeah
and you talk about how it
gets bigger than it looks
you're really poking at me today i'm in a real vulnerable place man you're
really poking i don't
mean to yeah yeah i'm sorry for bringing it up all the time no i mean any girl's
dates you should know
yeah why are they surprised that's all that's all i want to do yeah there's
people listen to this
podcast i'm just throwing it out there i can't believe these girls aren't
texting you back that's
so rude you think so yeah thank you so much i think you're on my side i am and
it feels good
yeah let's go back to eating when was your last physical rendezvous