Name: Positions Bobby CAN'T Do (That Josh Peck Can) | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Positions Bobby CAN'T Do (That Josh Peck Can) | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-14. Transcript available.

Before I went on my trip.
So I had a physical rendezvous with somebody that I had met one time.
She's beautiful.
And we had sexual intercourse.
I don't like how you said that.
Why?
I don't know, it sounded like clinical.
Yeah, I'm very clinical about it.
I have the fucking gloves the whole thing.
Now I'm very like, get on your back.
I'm very precise.
I need stage direction.
You know what I mean?
Like when I fuck people, it's like, you know what I mean?
Walk in the room.
Paper sheets.
Right.
Say this line.
Yeah.
Right?
I make them do it over again.
Sure.
If they get it fucked up, fuck it up.
Yeah.
And then I go, but doggie, generally they have to lead me into that.
I don't do doggie.
Because you're kind of...
There's no way out of this, is there?
Yeah, go ahead.
Because you're a little...
Go ahead.
Try.
Well...
We're friends.
The reality is...
You're a good white.
Go ahead.
Because of your smaller stature, because...
Say it the way you mean it.
You used to say about...
Hold on.
That you were...
Because she's a taller...
Yeah.
That it was...
The proportions were tough.
You know, it was like two puzzle pieces that look like they should fit, and
then you put
them together and you go, no, it's a corner piece.
Yeah.
But I have to say, all right, my argument against that, though, is I don't even
think it's
that anymore.
Okay.
I just think that balancing...
You know, I'm not a balancer.
I wouldn't be a good, like, stewardess.
Is that an airplane stewardess?
No.
What do you call them?
Flight attendant.
Flight attendant.
I wouldn't be a good flight attendant.
I'm just not good at balancing.
Yeah.
I'd just be like, whoa!
You're copying!
Yeah.
The drinks would...
Yeah, so that's not good for me.
The log thing, I'm not good at.
Where there...
No, where you put a log in the lake.
Where you put a log in the lake?
You didn't put a log in the lake.
I thought that was a sexual position.
I did, too.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
Yeah, the log in the lake.
That.
Sure, sure, sure.
Yeah, I wouldn't be good at that.
Fair.
Yeah.
What other positions aren't you great at?
Side.
I'm not good at side.
Everyone's good at side.
I'm not good at side.
Because you just get to kind of rest.
I know, but you still have to do...
I think you're exercising muscles that I don't exercise.
Right?
So, imagine you're on the side, right?
This muscle right here, on my right side, if I'm...
See, it hurts right now.
Right?
So, I don't really use this muscle, so it's not developed.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they should have a school or something.
Or, you know, we can come up with an actual, like, mechanism,
like a weightlifting, you know, mechanism
that strengthens the muscles that you would use in sexual positions.
Yeah, why don't they have that?
Why don't they have that?
You know what I mean?
Seems simple.
Right, and so, one of them will say, like, side position.
And then you just have, like, a little thing.
And, you know what I mean?
It's something that you just kind of work on.
Like, male porn stars could teach it, like...
That's true.
...Manuel Ferreira, or...
Right, they do it like Peloton.
Rocco Sofredi.
We do it like Peloton, where they're on the screen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
All right, guys, get on your side.
And one, two...
Right?
Right?
But they both have Italian accents.
They do?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that what...
I'm on the machine.
I'm on the machine.
Go ahead.
I'm turning it on.
Okay, here we go.
Welcome, guys.
Wow.
Good job.
Yeah, yeah.
Now you have to really use your hips, Bobby.
Yeah.
Nice.
Bellissima.
Very good.
Thank you.
There's something we should come up with.
I think so.
I think there's something there.
I think we're remiss to bring it up.
Yeah.
So I'm not good at side.
Are you good at side?
Yeah, great at it.
Whoa.
That's a bold statement.
I'm really working hard in there.
I want to be...
I want to impress.
I want to...
Yeah, I can tell.
You can tell I don't have a dad when I'm having sex.
Oh.
There's some rage?
No, it's just like, come home.
Oh, come home sex.
It's just like, if I'm really good,
will you come home, dad?
Whoa, so there's some vulnerability there then.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I'm at a walking vulnerable, let's be honest.
Yeah.
Yeah, fragile.
Do you initiate or no?
I feel like if I initiated as many times
as I'm feeling like I want to,
it would...
The level of rejection would kill me.
From your wife?
Just because it's not...
Like, I would just do it every day.
And I think what I've learned is that's not reasonable.
I don't think it's healthy though, do you think, or no?
Every day?
Every day?
I think it's probably healthy.
But yeah, it feels good.
It's so fun.
It seems healthy, yeah.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Why not?
But...
But...