Name: Border Wall Glory Hole | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Border Wall Glory Hole | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Border Wall Glory Hole | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-17. Transcript available.

By the way, is there a glory hole behind that sign?
Because I moved it the other day and it looks like there is.
Somebody told me, my good buddy Corey said to me,
who's a fan of the show, who I love, my boy Corey,
and he says, he goes, man, Carlos and that glory hole stuff,
that's interesting to admit.
I go, that is.
But you know what?
Respect for you.
Respect to you for admitting because, you know,
hey, you did it, no big deal.
And it's fine.
I'm owning it, it's funny to me.
You have to own that kind of stuff.
No, has that, since it's out there, right?
Is it fucking up your game or no?
No, actually.
Actually, I had a girl be like, I saw that glory hole video
and I was like, oh my God.
And she laughed and I was like, oh, okay.
Oh, so she's cool.
She's cool.
She's down.
Yeah, yeah.
So wait, do you think, what if, okay,
what if you meet a girl, beautiful girl,
you're like in love with this girl.
And she's like, I kind of want to take you to glory holes
and I want to watch you get glory hold.
And you're like, okay.
And she's like, I know, but it's got to be,
it's got to be in West Hollywood.
Yeah.
It's got to be by men, but I want to watch you
and it turns me on and makes me love you more.
Are you going?
I don't know about that.
It's a good question.
I think he is.
Well, I'm lean.
I mean, I'm thinking about it, obviously.
What if he got mentally prepared to do it
and then they got there
and it was just a mini golf place called glory hole?
But on the 18th, you still stick your penis in a hole
and the ball sucker grabs you?
I think I would do it.
You would?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Yeah.
Do you think you'd be able to get erect?
No.
Well, on the other ones, I was able to.
You were?
Yeah.
Because the element of naughtiness turned you on.
Yeah.
You're like, I'm not supposed to be in this glory hole,
but this is kind of hot.
Yeah.
That's why I went anyway
for the element of naughtiness or danger or whatever.
Right.
Yeah.
So you get aroused by the danger.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
Well, because he's a drug addict.
He's from Mexico.
That's what it is.
It's like a dopamine thing.
What did you say, fancy?
He's from Mexico.
Oh, you think it's a Mexican kid?
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, that border wall is filled with holes for some reason.
You go down there.
Yeah.
Are there glory holes on that wall in the border?
At the border in Mexico?
Of course there are.
At the Texas border?
I imagine a buddy going, climb, climb.
No, that's not why I'm here for them.
Yeah.
I'm sure there's tunnels.
There's probably tunnels there too, right?
They've already found a bunch of them.
In Texas for years, they've been doing this.
Yeah.
But what kind of tunnels?
Are they nice?
Yeah, they're beautiful.
Because you've seen tunnels in movies,
and you know, is there lights?
There's got to be.
There's going to be string up lights at the bottom of it.
Have you ever seen when they do the night crossings?
Yeah.
When they go across like the river at night?
It's like a full coordinated effort.
They have like, it planned out.
They have break stations where they hide water and stuff.
My tunnel, dude, would be so dope.
You would have the dopest tunnel.
Cement.
I'd do a cement thing.
Be a little Korean barbecue halfway through.
Yeah.
Right?
You get hot pot halfway through.
Right.
And then I would probably have drawings on the side.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Little etchings.
No, just people jumping over fences or, you know what I mean?
Like, just fun stuff.
Freedom.
Right.
That's El Chapo's.
Look at that one.
That was El Chapo's.
Beautiful.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Oh, yeah.
You can ride a motorcycle through it.
Whoa.
That's so cool.
El Chapo, dude.
So, oh, look at that.
It's a motorcycle attached to a push cart, like a train push cart.
Wow.
That's really cool.
It looks like those carts from the cartoons where they go like this on one side
where they
pump and pump to the other side.
Have you guys ever seen the videos of the guys?
I mean, we might have talked about it on the show, but I watch it every once in
a while
it pops back up on my feed of people caving, going into these little tiny crevices
of caves.
Have we talked about that on the show?
Well, I've seen movies like that.
Oh, brother.
What do you mean, brother?
This is so scary.
Yeah, that gets my heart good.
Oh, it gets me.
There's people that go like tiny cave, people caving in tiny caves.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't watch this.
Fuck it.
Yeah, look at that.
Why the fuck are you doing that?
It's insane.
Look at this guy.
He's climbing through this little tiny cave.
Oh, my God.
Entering a cave.
Now, it gets so...
There's a father and son on the internet who do it, and they go to the ones
that are
like the most challenging.
Like, this is nothing.
You see how wide that is?
That one was nothing.
There's one where he barely fits through.
Go more into it.
Go more down.
Go more down the line where you can see how small it gets.
It creeps me out so much, but I watch it when...
Look at that.
Look at that.
This one's big.
He's at a break point.
I watch it when I'm on the toilet and I'm constipated because I'm like, if this
guy can
get through there, you guys are going to be able to get through.
Wouldn't you be pan...
Look at that.
Oh, yeah.
You wouldn't be panicked?
Yeah, I would be, yeah.
Look at Juicy can't even look at it.
I had a joke, but I can't say it because you're going to be mad.
Say it.
No, I don't want to do it.
Say it.
Yeah.
We have the power to edit.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought he was crawling through your mom's vagina.
See, I knew you'd be mad.
No, no, no.
It's funny.
That's funny.
No, it's very funny.
Because that's what happened to me.
But anyway, can you Google real fast?
Yeah.
Squirrel suit flying?
Cave curl, squirrel suit, squirrel suit cave flying?
Because I want to show you a video of somebody going through your mom's pussy
real fast.
Yeah, I want to see it.
I want to see my mom.
I miss my mom.
Yeah, I want to show you what it looks like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll show you.
I go that way too.
Yeah.
So this is a guy jumping into your mom's vagina.
Here he is.
Here he goes.
Okay, there we go.
He's about to do it.
If Carlos could only help me with this joke.
There it is.
Right through your mom's vagina.
There it is.
Oh, because it's yellow?
Yeah.
And it was last seen in 2013.
Yeah, I don't know why people do that.
I got to tell you something.
When they die, though, I don't feel bad.
Well, because they're stuck in a cave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But also, you know how much money it probably costs to get them out of the cave?
They have to give paramedics to go get all this stuff to get them out.
That's probably costing the city millions of dollars.
Tax money.
Tax money.
- That's tax money, spoken like a true Spanish Republican.