Name: Bobby Lee Hooks Up with a Grandmother | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Hooks Up with a Grandmother | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-19. Transcript available.

that was the club that i made love to the 60 year old woman a waitress no she
was a
can i say it oh yeah yeah that was the club where the the grandma came up to me
and goes
i think you're so funny young man you made love to a 60 year old woman no i
just sucked on her
titties oh that's sweet yeah in her in a car and then she had um heard the toys
from um
her grandkids and i had to readjust my yeah i had to readjust my body in the
second seat
and the rest were beautiful her large breath um not nipples um large freckles
maybe they're
lesions i don't know what they are what i'm curious about is after you had boob
play nothing else
and then i called her like one in the morning i go come over and she's like i'm
tired
you know what i mean because you don't you you don't get up at like 4 30. you
don't put that in
your mind because it was my first you know i mean old lady hookup right right
so you don't know you
know what i mean so they have different schedules well she drinks her metamucil
at like five she's
in bed by seven you know after she watches her programs yeah but you know yeah
i liked her you
know you remember her name no sacramento shout out whoever you are in sacramento
please ma'am
find us reach out to us bobby still is in love with you and he's single now so
let me tell you
something he's ready to suck on those 80 year old tears yeah it's so funny
because it's like you know
she was probably only 45. and you were like 20 something yeah yeah yeah well
see that's right in
your mind they always it's so much yeah anything over 40 to when you're in your
20s you go that's
pretty old well i was at what i went to my buddy's uh birthday party or
wherever at university at boulder
in uh colorado and i went there for his birthday and i hooked up with a chick i
like ditched them to
go hook up with this girl that i met who had her own apartment and we were like
20 years old and i
thought i was like what is this bitch 50. she had her own apartment that was
insane yeah everyone i
knew lived with like 40 other people yeah so to have someone that that i i don't
know how old she
was she was significantly older than me but i was like in my mind i was like
this has got to be a
lawyer she has her own apartment is she a millionaire like i was blown away and
i left my glasses over
there and i had to go back and get my glasses my sunglasses and uh she didn't
look the same as she did
before wow why it was tough what do you mean my boys were making fun of me
because you weren't drunk no more so she looked different or was it she was she
was yeah i was
she was pretty she was pretty yeah she looked different in what way though in
like her face
like dark crystal it's almost like it's almost like she wiped off her makeup
and it was just like
oh wow yeah yeah she did that trick by the way and that's the whole you want to
talk about uh
fucking throwing us a curveball i see these girls on tiktok and on instagram
and like they show you
their makeup tutorials and they do like a 40 minute makeup like you're a
different person now you're not
even the same fucking person that should be illegal they change shape have you
ever seen these tiktok
ones where they go like um i don't even know what the like the hashtag is but
it's basically like
transformation yeah you see you see a before picture of a joey diaz
right a woman that looks right and then she looks like kim kardashian it's
unbelievable it's
unbelievable but they but they post it on purpose they do they say like catfish
bait transformation
because they know yeah and it's insane these women look nothing alike that they
also do the whole body
i mean if you do the face do the whole body why not look at that catfishing
makeup transformation
wow it's nuts it's nuts look at that girl she was hot though i she was cute i'm
not saying i'm just
okay yeah she's cute
that's a guy no no i don't think so i think she's pretty that's a guy that's
hot that's a guy that wasn't
a guy that's 100 a guy back it up that's 100 a guy let me look oh it is a guy
yeah it is a guy
yeah you're right that's okay i can't read it what you can't read it it doesn't
say that it's a guy
look at that i don't think that's a guy carlos that's your glory hole yeah yeah
100 keep going
turn off the tunes turn off the tunes though we can't we're gonna get what are
you getting angry
oh wow well she just that's not i know that's that's not that's not what i'm
talking about oh
that's not she's trying to make herself look bad yeah that's not what i'm
talking about yeah let's see
let's see let's see it's too much of this way too much of a setup yeah yeah
what is this an andrew santino joke too much setup here just get to the punchline
pal
no oh nice whatever that's beautiful made fun of myself there thanks guys yeah
it was actually
pretty good yeah that's i could have put that on somebody else but i didn't i
put it on me
okay no get to just scroll to someone that you see carlos can i ask you
something
andrew can i ask you something look at this one uh that is that one good no she's
she's very pretty
that's could i do one and look like randall park i wish you don't think that i
could do
a tutorial and look like how is that not you is that not you yeah yeah okay
that's you that's me
that's 100 you're right you're right by the way for the record the amount of
people in australia
the amount of people in australia they're asian that yelled at well first of
all they're all
there's so many asian because where it is the amount of people that yelled at
me in the street
yelled and i have proof of people that were with me that just go yo i'm bobby
mara i'm bobby mom
they love that so we have a viral thing on the internet you and i have a viral
thing we do i
cross my eyes and i go i'm bobby mara from when i did it really dude people
lose their mind and they
do it they yell it in the street at me they go i'm bobby mom they all yell it
to me in the street
that's my newest fan fan base thing yeah is people going i'm bobby and they
love it and they're all
their friends you know what i'm known as what people walk up to me hey man down
syndrome guy
down syndrome guy yeah yeah you are i'm not i don't know if it's just now
yeah but if if you say down syndrome guy and no one knows what they're thinking
people will think
i have down syndrome no but like okay if somebody goes who are your closest
friends in comedy over
the years and i name a bunch of people yeah and if i get to you and they're
like uh and they don't
know you which is rare but if they said who and i go bobby lee yeah the asian
down syndrome guy
and they go oh yeah yeah yeah yeah really then they know right away yeah carlos
we've had this
conversation a fan came up to came up to carlos crazily enough yeah this girl
was like i love carlos
i think you're so funny i've seen you on um the trash show or whatever and then
carlos is like oh
thanks introduce me and she's like oh hey what's up are you a comedian i said
yeah and she's like oh
i'm really big fan like i love comics who are you like who's your crew and i
was like uh i don't
know and then i'm just named myself a show with bobby lee and she goes i don't
know who that is i'm
like you don't know who do you not know any comics she goes well who is he i go
asian comic down
syndrome and she goes exactly oh bobby lee she knew right away she almost like
right away oh that hurts
well it burns that's what's going on in the street yeah yeah that's what's
going on in this i'm doing
your celibacy oh yeah are you serious yeah say that again slower why because i
want to soak it in
i'm doing one year celibacy one year when did you start the last time i got
laid when was the last
time you get laid two months ago by a woman whoa whoa clip that part yeah no no
i'm saying you let's
use that for yeah yeah yeah yeah a woman i don't have to say it to people's you
don't have to say their
name yeah yeah a woman i met on uh a dating app raya no hinge oh before i got
banned oh okay oh you got
banned right because you were lying about your age yeah