Name: The Best Movie of the Year Is... | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-04-20T07:00:15.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Best Movie of the Year Is... | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-20. Transcript available.

i saw cocaine bear did you did you like i don't know why i made that separation
when you said i
saw cocaine i was like bobby do we need to have a talk cocaine bear what
happened how was it it's
a true story yeah it is a partially true story that was my biggest beef with it
that's not the
real it's not no yeah i was like rehab no but really because if he's addicted
you know what i
mean he needs to go yeah but it's a pretty good movie i thought it was yeah is
there any stars in
it ray liotta he's in it yeah oh no is that his last movie so oh that's a that's
tough yeah but i was
i was thinking like what what's part two is it meth bear that's fair yeah you
know what we the scare is
bath salts bear oh oh my god i've hung out with that guy hold on look at this
poor little girl zoom in
by the way to this girl look at what her parents did to her brooklyn prince
fuck these people brooklyn
prince also they spelled brooklyn wrong no she added the extra i probably she
did i want to be different
brooklyn prince she's 12 years old i know she's i know i'm not making fun of
her i'm just saying
um how was it being back in uh l.a i feel like i feel terrible about it i hate
it here no it's great
i'm so happy to be back i'm just teasing i love it here especially when i get
to come back and see my
little juicy jen jen jen jen jen jen jen jen jen jen jen um did you make love a
lot with to your wife
first day is that what is that first day we're crossing a line no it's fine
first day we're first
day she showed up we were porky porky yeah yeah first day porky porky second
day porky porky porky
porky porky third day no porky see you later all right i gotta go you're done i
gotta go yeah
well you need a day rest you need one day rest yeah yeah god took one right on
the seventh day
on the third day i rested he porky porky six six days but no no we had a it was
all it was actually
it's so fun when you when you have sex down under because um you come backwards
yeah does god have
sex does he no one ever thinks no one's ever asked that question does god have
sex yeah i mean i imagine
well because he has he created it all he must be like you know i mean i tried
you know i mean a more
viable question would be does jesus jerk off oh yeah because they made him a
figure of a man
well and in human form he must have tried it he probably did it so much that's
why they nailed him
at the wrist there's the joke that's what he couldn't get down to it he's like
let me down i need
to jerk off yeah you know jesus died with a boner you know he died with an erection
how he died with a
heart on that was a knife because no no some people have autoerotic asphyxiation
some people are
sexualized um um yeah uh what's that violence yeah and apparently when they
hung him up there he had
an erection he had a death erection angel lust rigor erectus rigor erectus that's
our new band or
terminal erection is a post-mortem erection technically uh a priapism observed
in the corpses of
men who have been executed particularly by hanging right that's the thing but
for jesus nailed to the
cross he had an erection he had a death erection wow angel lust dude that's
what they say well the
only way you would know that is somebody witnessed it when he was doing it like
some roman probably
can you imagine well yeah because they're they're all creeps the romans were
all weirdos imagine
they put them up there and then everyone's like all right that's it for the
night that's enough of
the viewing and then one guy was like i'm gonna stick around and then he lift
open right he lift
something open he goes ah yeah no by the way jesus was naked all these depictions
of them
have him covered he was they were nude when they did public any sort of that
public stuff you were
nude there wasn't any like decency are you sure hundred percent how do you know
this but because i
was around yeah how old are you i'll tell you exactly how i know yeah in what
world would a savage
brutalization like nailing someone to wood and then putting them up in public
for other people to
see die slowly yeah would you have the decency to be like cover up his penis
you nailed him to wood
that's true you literally hammered a man's body to wood why would you have the
psychopathic
decency to go all right don't let his nuts hang out like come on we're not
monsters yeah we're not
animals i wouldn't even show up to that thing would you to what the to the you
said the flyer i'm
kidding they must have flyers well i you don't you don't get a lot going on
what you don't get a lot
going on that day i know you went to the market you got no netflix right there's
nothing else to do
that is netflix right right that's their netflix and when they hang them up
they go
what are you supposed to do there's your bit you you those days by the way were
consumed with like
one task you imagine there was nothing to do so i'm sure that was you know like
just like gossip
that's where gossip started they were bored and they were like you did hear
they're gonna hang him
to my own and he's like oh i'm gonna check it out there was probably one guy
that was late
he's just oh you guys did it already take it down and put it back
you know whatever the mule's legs broke broke yeah oh my god he got a pocket
full of stones
do it again do it again who's gonna throw these yeah yeah god yeah yeah i mean
you know they would
go to public stuff like that that the the idea also that like in gangs in new york
i remember when
they had those like town squares where they had executions or like punishments
and stuff
the the awful thing was even the most like good-hearted people had to be observant
of it
because the whole town had to make sure it went according to plan so then you
had to have like
not just ratty scumbags you had to have like the lawyers and doctors and dignitaries
that would have
to be there to make sure that it didn't get uh abusive that they were doing it
by the book because
it was legal to do all that stuff back then wow wow wow yeah so you had to have
someone there
for like decency yeah otherwise it'd be run by tyrants it would be like you
know if you like carlos
you know run this show