Name: Women Prefer to Love Us in the Dark | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-04-21T07:00:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Women Prefer to Love Us in the Dark | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Women Prefer to Love Us in the Dark | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-21. Transcript available.

women love to sometimes make love in the dark i hate the dark i do i need a
little bit of a
bathroom light i have a floodlight on in the room really yeah i don't like it
in the dark do you
like sex in the dark um yeah i think better than yeah they like the dark
because they don't want
to see us oh really yeah i'm sure brad pitt nobody wants to that guy in the
dark i like you know
you know what i mean no one ever fucks a hot guy in the dark yeah yeah we're
getting
in the dark because that's standard oh that's what it is i heard yeah yeah yeah
see dude the
problem is they don't want to see us yeah i had a girl friend of mine who every
time she
get up from the bed she would cover her ass she hated her ass what do you mean
she put her hand
over her crack with both hands she would get up and just with and cover her ass
and go to the bathroom
that's very weird i never saw it i never saw it live you never saw well do it
live do it live do
you think it's because she didn't want you to like thumb her or something why
would i do that well maybe
somebody did in her past and she was now like yeah every time she gets up she's
like well that's a
thing that happens yeah she just hated it but do you cover your penis what like
if you would back
in the day when you're with a woman yeah it's you know you you know wherever
you are yeah it's lit
right yeah i sometimes after you have make love you know it shrinks no what it
shrinks after you
make love to a woman your penis doesn't stay hard it shrinks back to its normal
state i mean i i think
post post coitus i still stay pretty i don't stay hard but it stays pretty nice
i mean i think
it's my favorite look oh you think you like it yeah that's like my fall look
right yeah when it goes
when it goes down there's my oh you do have fall colors yeah yeah what what
what what season am i
you're 100 fall as well this whole show is fall oh it is yeah we're yellow and
orange we're fall oh
and we also have a little bit of uh she's spring she's definitely spring yeah
summer spring what's carlos
winter yeah winter night even school winter nights freezing yeah nice yeah and
then um pete
winter no i think i gotta be honest with you what's the guy paul bunyan he's
yeah yeah yeah i think pete
pete's autumn oh maybe yeah which is the same as as fall different word for
fall but but but honestly
but but autumn is different because you're you're different you scare us a
little bit i'm not gonna lie
there's days where pete comes in and i think he's gonna hurt us i'm a little
bit serious yeah see
yeah yeah and he's such a lovable creature when you know him you know him but
man oh man there's
days when i walked in today he went did you miss me andrew i said i sure did
bud yeah and he goes
i'm back from spain wow yeah you know he was in spain for like how long were
you there uh one week
was it fun god it felt a lot of fun would you go with andreas or no no i went
with my family
my wife's from spain oh wow i had this incestuous thing where like he's with a
spanish girl andreas
is with a pete type of girl love spain spain's the best see what i mean and george
is with filipinos
it's like it's all weird and twisted it's twisted i don't like it i like real
americans what like
true americans i'm from here i just i went on a vacation yeah yeah foreigners
what the fuck yeah
dude get it right get it right get it right man all right here's the deal