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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kid Rock Loves Bud Light | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-26. Transcript available.

Did you see this video of Kid Rock shooting a gun at the Bud Light because he's
all mad
about that campaign? Did you see this? No. So stupid. Look at how dumb this
video is.
This will be weeks after this happened. But look at this guy.
Grandpa's feeling a little frisky today. First of all, gross.
That's what Carlos is going to be like.
You know Kid Rock looks like a Culkin. He does look Culkin-y.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very Culkin-y. Look at that.
Alright, start it over though. Look at this opening line. Tough opening line.
MAGA. Oh my God. He's got a MAGA hat on. Wow. Wait, tough opening line though.
Go ahead.
Grandpa's feeling a little frisky today. Gross.
Let me say something to all of you and be as clear and concise as possible.
Fuck Bud Light and fuck Anheuser-Busch. Have a terrific day.
Guy's a big Coors Light fan, it turns out.
Like loves Miller Light and Coors Light. He just hates Anheuser-Busch.
Hates him. Really hates him.
They did like a tiered campaign with that Dylan Mulvaney I told you about.
And so this is his response to that campaign, which I got to tell you, seems
like a logical response from a well-balanced human being.
Can you imagine being so mad at a campaign and you're like, go get six cases of
it and I'm going to shoot it in my backyard.
Not one person in the circle is like, I don't even think you need to do that.
We could just not buy it anymore.
If you really didn't like it. It's like, this is basically like a Yelp review.
That's on the same level to me as someone that's like, the service was unbearably
slow.
You're like, just don't go back. Just don't go back.
How much is a bullet?
How much your bullets cost?
Yeah, I don't know.
For that kind of gun?
I mean, let me guess. A bullet probably costs $1.50.
That's a pretty good guess, I would imagine.
Pretty good, you think?
Yeah, $0.33 a round. Oh, wow.
They're really cheap.
Really cheap. That was Chris Rock's best joke from that special.
You just make bullets too expensive?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why isn't AR-15 ammo so expensive?
It's considered expensive, that price.
$0.33 a round, yeah.
Well, yeah, because, you know, yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty expensive, I guess.
I mean, it is in the world because you heard he just, you know what I mean?
Right, right, right.
But really sweet though. I mean, really, it just feels like that's a message of
love and hope in the future.
Shoot a bunch of cans of beer.
I just, when the video popped up on my TikTok, I was like, why is this the move?
Does he live in, like, Virginia or something? It looks, like, kind of rural.
Where does he live?
I think he lives in Tennessee.
Yeah, I think he lives in Nashville.
Tell him to come to the show.
It's so weird. You talk about Chris Rock's special misplaced anger.
I like that part a lot. He's got to be angry about something else.
Yeah, that's 100% true. It's like, what is that? What was that about?
Like, you had to have a bad morning. Do you know what I mean?
Let's go through his day that led to Kid Rock's shooting of the Bud Light,
right?
Yeah.
Okay, didn't get any sleep last night.
Yeah.
Sleepless night. You know, because his Aunt Tilly is having heart surgery.
Tilly Rock.
Huh?
Wait, his last name is not Rock, is it?
It is now.
For the sake of this bit, it is.
It's Kid Rock.
Yeah, Tilly Rock.
Tilly Rock.
Great name, by the way.
But his Aunt Tilly had open heart surgery. You know that, right? This is her
second one, I think.
Oh, fuck.
I didn't know. I don't know anything about him.
I'm making all this shit up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that happened.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aunt Tilly, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that Aunt Tilly.
Yeah.
She's great. Open.
Her heart's open.
So she had, you know she had open heart surgery for the second time, so he didn't
get good sleep, right?
Yeah.
In the middle of the night, he woke up a bunch of times to go to the bathroom.
He was rubbing his forehead a lot in stressful pain, looking into the mirror,
thinking, what if this is Till Dog's last day on Earth?
And I didn't get to say goodbye.
Because she lives, she's living in Canada now. Or where does she live?
She lives in, uh...
Wales.
Wales, England.
Oh, she lives in Wales?
Yeah.
That's so far away.
Wales, that's right, Wales.
So far. Small town.
Small town.
Far.
So he's mad about that.
Yeah.
Then he wakes up first thing in the morning, he goes to get out of bed, steps
on one of his dogs, chew toys, goes right through his foot.
But it makes the sound, so it's kind of funny.
But it went through his foot.
And then in the distance, he heard his rooster die.
You know, when they die in mid good morning, that's a good morning, right?
Is that what they're doing?
Well, how do they do it?
Good morning!
Is that what they're doing?
Yeah.
It's cock-a-doodle-doo.
Yeah, I know, but I'm translating.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Cock-a-doodle-good morning!
That's awesome, by the way.
But they actually went, cock-a-doodle-good morning!
Yeah, so they're doing that.
So he died in the middle of sleep.
Yeah, he was-
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
That's it.
Oh, no.
Didn't get good sleep.
Worried about Tilly.
Steps on his dog toy.
Punctures his foot.
Rooster dies.
Right.
Then what happens at breakfast?
He found out his favorite show got canceled.
Wow.
Wow.
Which one is that?
What show got canceled?
It's this Canadian show.
I actually watched it in the hotel room.
What's it called?
Being Erica.
Oh, Being Erica.
I love that show.
Devastating.
Wait, they canceled that show?
Being Erica?
I might shoot up a case of Bud Light over that.
Yeah.
Yeah, Being Erica did get canceled, unfortunately.
Well, he just started watching it, and so he didn't realize it ends at a
certain point.
Oh.
So on top of all these things, Now, Being Erica gets canceled.
Okay?
And so I bet his eggs taste-
It's so funny.
It's like a show that he would not watch, but I love it.
What do you mean?
I mean, look at it.
There's no way Kid Rock watches that.
First of all, the religion between Erica and Jack, the guy in the back right
there,
this constant will they, won't they, it's one of the best storylines I've ever
seen.
Jesse.
It's amazing.
And their boss, Derek, who's right to their, their immediate right, this guy.
Derek dies, right?
It's a murder mystery.
He gets murdered.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
They're all smiling in the classroom now, but guess what, dude?
When he gets shivved, different world.
So that ruins breakfast.
Eggs taste bad, right?
Eggs are gonna taste bad.
How about maybe one black guy in the show?
I don't know.
Well, that's why Kid Rock loves it.
That's why Kid Rock loves it.
Yeah, there was no black guys.
Oh, Kid Rock loves it because of no minorities.
Better not be any blacks on that show.
Oh, it's a Canadian show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's where Tilly used to live.
I told you, she was from Canada and then she moved to Wales.
Okay.
So he loved all the Canadian stuff.
So then eggs tasted bad.
He had a bad breakfast, this guy.
And then on top of all that stuff, he goes on the internet, right?
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
And he sees this endorsement campaign for this Dylan Mulvaney with Bud Light.
And it's not about Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light.
It's not at all, is it?
No.
It's about Tilly.
It's about being Erica.
It's about the eggs tasting bad.
The rooster dies.
The toy punctures his foot.
The shower, by the way, didn't even say that.
Cold water only.
No hot water because the hot water heater broke in the middle of the night.
The same reason the rooster died, right?
Everything was going bad.
So what does he do?
He grabs his AK-47.
He goes out to the field and he, ya-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, a case of Bud
Light.
Whoa.
Heavy.
That's what happened.
That's what happened.
This is the real breakdown.
It's not about the Bud Light.
It's not about the Bud Light.
By the way, those were his cases.
He bought that for the party he was going to have tonight for Tilly's homecoming,
but she
got, she got, she was in the hospital.
I have a question.
Yeah.
Can you eat a rooster?
You can eat anything.
Let's Google it.
Can you eat a rooster?
I mean, what, roosters can be eaten, but they're not commonly found in the
marketplace.
The meat is much more challenging than hens because it hasn't been bred to grow
fast and
heavy like broilers or fryers.
If you decide that rooster sounds tasty, make sure you cook them low and slow
for best
results.
So people do eat them.
Ah.
Okay.
That's all I want to know.
I've never had a rooster sandwich.
You know the photo to the right, like in that tube, the way, yeah, the one to
the right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just pinch and zoom.
That one right there.
What do you think?
What word?
What word?
Yeah.
What word do you think when you see that photo?
What's one word that I think when I see that photo right there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, gross, probably.
Oh, not me.
What?
Missionary.
Does that not think missionary?
No.
No?
I'll get my back.
I got to tell you, it does not look appetizing.
I can say that.
There's some erotic, right?
Or no?
Carlos, be honest.
Is that erotic to you guys?
Yeah.
The legs, like the dark meat looks like the right.
Yeah.
It looks like she's getting fucked.
Don't leave me alone with these guys on the tour.
Juicy, I got you.
You're fine.
Wait a minute.
That doesn't look erotic to you, Juice.
No.
You guys are taking an animatop.
That's why the celibacy thing is not going to last.
You're getting hard-ons from-
It looks like death to me.
Yeah, that looks death to me.
Are there any farms we're going to on the tour?
That's what me and Carlos are going to do.
I feel like we're going to check them out.
You guys are going to fight over the chicken.
You're going to fuck?
Actor and comedian Bobby Lee was arrested today for fucking a rooster.
There are some farms on the way.
We'll get you something.
Bobby is going to be like, what are you doing, Carlos?
That was my rooster.
She said she liked me.
Yeah.
Bobby!
Bobby!
Do you ever think that?
What would we do if you and I just lived on a farm?
Well, I'd be working all day and then you'd be sleeping all fucking day, so it'd
be tough.
Yeah, but I'd do the night work.
Night work?
There is no night work.
There's night work.
There's got to be night work.
Are there fireflies?
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
I whisked them away.
No.
Yeah.
You want the fireflies?
You want the fireflies?
They're good.
Are there other ones that you don't like?
Like ticks?
No one wants Lyme disease.
I know, but you're not going to go-
I'm destroying them.
Okay, you're going to go find ticks?
Yeah, I'm a tick destroyer.
Okay.
This is not going to work.
You know what you could do for me?
What?
On the farm that we work on?
What?
You could be-
I'll tell you what you could do in the afternoon because you can't do-
You don't have to do it in the morning.
You could be a beekeeper.
Oh, I love that.
You can keep our bees.
Can I wear the suit or no?
You have to wear the suit.
Oh, I don't want to.
Okay.
I'm going to be the first beekeeper to be completely naked.
What if you get your dicks done?
It's fine.
No, it's not.
Because they sense fear.
There's no fear.
I know why you want it.
Why?
Because it'll swell it up a little bit.
That's fucking weird.
That's fucking rude.
That's fucking rude.
You just want to get a swollen bee sting dick.
Yeah.