Name: Dropping Acid at Hell House | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dropping Acid at Hell House | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-05. Transcript available.

you know when people drop acid they go let's go into the nature not me i want
to go to the mall
oh my god that's like a nightmare for me that's what i like that's crazy yeah i
like it's like
everything's hellraiser everything yeah the spike guy with the yeah it's the
bastard welcome to
pacific somewhere can i help you yeah spencer's gifts went off yeah you're a
nature guy then
when i do drugs like 100 percent hallucinogenics put me to the sea put me by
the water
put me by put me by like uh mountain ranges i don't i don't want to be near a
bunch of humans
when i'm on drugs no fucking way dude i like it i want to ingest the earth
because i'm taking the
earth in my body i want to see the earth and feel it while i'm tripping i
actually one time though me
and my buddy tyler got high as shit on mushrooms and went to a haunted house
because we were like
let's see how fucked up we could get and we were in line for this haunted house
and we started tripping
balls and the whole time like i almost wanted to hold his hand i was freaking
the fuck out
just in line to get in this because it was a haunted house in the middle of
like cornfields
in like rural illinois whoa it was so dope they turned like an old farmhouse
into it they do this
all the time because illinois once you get way way out you go two hours out it's
fucking nothingness
you know yeah so we drove out there and we ate the mushrooms on the way tried
to time it perfectly
which we did and by the time we got there we're waiting in line and i was
having a full fucking
panic attack because i heard the noises coming from inside and then also people's
conversations
it was like flowing over me wow through me so it sounded like a lot of like the
screams were behind
me in line while i was waiting i don't like it and these two chicks were in
line with us and had to
you know someone in the same similar age range they seem maybe a little older
than us and they were
like are you guys scared and my tyler was like we're on shrooms this chick was
like oh cool walk
with us we're scared and and at first i was like i don't want to be near other
people i don't want
to be near other people but she like held on to us like the girls would grab on
to us while we were
walking into the house and it like like centered the fuck out of me and for
some reason i felt like
i was so tripping i was like i'm her protector i have to be strong right now
you became a knight a
night a high night yeah so i was ripped out of my head and i was holding her
clothes and i was trying
like every time something would jump out i would like flinch a little bit and
then get real tight
and get out of here really yeah i was so ripped wow and then after the at the
end of it i thought
okay we made it through this thing like we made it through the haunted house i
was like these chicks
are going to want to hang out with us and they're like later and they just got
in their car and
fucked off and then we had to wait until we calmed down to be able to drive
home because i was still
lit up so we had to like go to like the snack shop nearby and just sit is that
a store huh is that
an actual restaurant no it was like a little like a little like a little cafe
was next to it for
like hot chocolate and all that snack shop snack shop snack shop yeah uh it was
no it was called snatch
shop it was a big vagina outside yeah and you had to hit the clip to get it oh
i love it and we just
sat there and watch people coming out of the haunted house for like an hour so
we could like cool our
high down before we drove home because i was ripped he was like can you drive i'm
like no dude no no
things are moving yeah i couldn't do it we gotta go to hell house what is hell
house you know hell
house right no you know hell house it's a it's a haunted um house i love
haunted houses in texas
run by christians oh say no more and then you go to a room and it's like a
woman like getting an
abortion whoa no and then a demon in back of them like someone will play the
devil uh-huh and at the
end of the fucking haunted house you go into a room and they try to convert you
there was a documentary
called hell house is this just church what do you mean this is just church yeah
but it's like
there's murder and there's scenes going on this is real yeah real texas what it's
in cedar hill texas
yeah sugar hill yeah how close are we to sugar hill on our trip cedar hill cedar
hill yeah but it's
not it's it's not in october they only do it in october oh they only do it in
october it's a haunted
house for halloween oh for church yeah for church and people go and it's like
um well i guess it's worth the
trip so we'll have to oh it's outside of dallas yeah oh we got to go yeah yeah
we'll be right
they still do it uh it says i mean i think it's halloween only because it said
permanently closed
dude there should be around the year uh haunted house don't we think there
should be haunted houses
year-round there should be at least one i mean halloween town and burbank stays
open all year
you could just wander around to walmart that's a haunted house but if we had a
haunted house we kill
one person a year so you have that fear oh yeah right if you kill one person a
year
if we had a haunted house people would be like dude we could die
i mean ramon felizes died we all we're all from san diego in this scenario well
we could die the one
from san diego so ramon felize got decapitated dude yeah dude dude this is
awesome
because i never i've never i've been under 50 times through this and i've never
died dude
never died yet dude yeah i did so you know