Name: Carlos Has a Stinky Mouth | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-05-12T07:00:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Carlos Has a Stinky Mouth | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-12. Transcript available.

think the meanest thing that we've done so far on the tour is make sometimes
when bobby gets
frustrated with carlos he'll make him run alongside the bus and i don't think
that's nice yeah yeah
but but i'm in good shape right now i gotta tell you you're you've lost some
great weight on the
tour and you look really thin and tight thank you and maybe perhaps that's
working bob i think maybe
that's a workout plan i think he wants me thin and like oh so like you're
trying to shape me into
like a sculpted young man or something like you want me to look good you me
what the fuck you're
talking about but you keep trying to get me to run outside the bus and
sometimes because i don't
want to be around you oh that's so rude can i just say another thing all right
what oh i don't know
what you'll get upset try a couple of girls told me that you smell they did not
say that is this
seriously are you being serious what happened wait in what city did they say
this wait a minute just
just in general oh you had a couple you have you got tipped off they said it
somebody got tipped off
is there any validity to this i mean i i don't think i smell bobby what is this
i feel like you
think if a piece of poo a piece of poo goes oh i smell poo no he's used to the
smell all right the
poo is used to smell no this is a conspiracy theory you're trying to knock me
down what you're trying
to plant this into the audience's mind right now no this is a plant this is
very manipulative and man
it's good i'm not being manipulative let me say something right when you look
when you look at the
mirror do you think you smell good just visually
visually see i knew it was a visual thing you think visually you smell good no
i think visually i smell
bad exactly because you do okay okay i'm not being mean he showers daily it
doesn't matter
it doesn't matter inside oh yeah it's a core problem it's a core problem dude
like i've never
seen him look at now he's flustered i don't look at him i fucking fucked him up
that was i just made
it up i made it up i know you did i know but why'd you get all flustered
because i needed a way to
battle it uh yeah has a girl ever said something did this ring true to you
because has a girl ever said
something that touched close to this no that's why i was a little confused at
first yeah let me ask you
something if a woman's if you're with a girl let me ask you right first date
and their breath smells
weird do you say anything if you're on a first date with a guy and his breath
smells bad do you say
something oh i would not say anything but i i would bother me i mean i'm not on
any dates with anybody
but i gotta tell you in the day no no i would say just in present day if i'm
hanging out with somebody
yeah just a friend or a homie or even like let's make it comparable not a date
but like
a work person i barely know that i'm trying that we're doing business together
so that's a sensitive
relationship and their breath smelled yeah i'd slide them a couple of mints you
would
but you would have to eat some first like you were gonna eat some and yeah you
always go oh man do you
want some mints i just bought these right could be really just hey just eat
this that's not i don't
mean why is that weird if you if somebody went hey do you here have some mints
i would go oh my breath
probably stinks i don't know i don't know what's wrong with telling people that
their breath smells
it's humiliating it's humiliating you know what's more humiliating has my
breath ever smelled be honest
no actually no yours either no i've never because i would tell but i would tell
you but him yes
that's insane that i have gum in my car you know what we're gonna buy now that
he's got this whole
thing about you obviously that's what this is this is a roundabout way of him
saying he didn't like
the way your breath smells is that true yeah it is this is what he's trying to
say i'm not in on
this by the way but we need to buy you fisherman's friends it's not bad look up
fisherman's
friends go ahead these are the strongest breath mints on earth i had one in vancouver
altoids
are bullshit compared to these fisherman's friends by the way wait andrew you
suggested i buy these
at the airport yeah so did you smell my breath no do you know why carlos no do
you know why carlos
no yes are you serious carlos fuck up do you know why carlos i'm no because we've
talked about it
are you serious that's not true he tried to do the fisherman friends to you at
fucking back
no this is a fucking plant i don't know who to believe that is not true
you piece of an idiot oh my god look at this face it's not true so i would
never do it i was
letting it go i i smell it like i'm letting it go no he actually fucking pulled
it first of all
this is not true two things are happening at the same time i did suggest
fisherman friends because
you said what are these i said you know what they're bomb ass breath mints and
i said but
those that you bought were what lozenges exactly so so your right your theory
is wrong
basically what he said was no the thing that you bought isn't going to help you
you need the full-on fish for me yeah you did dude yeah yeah you need extra
shit he's trying to
sabotage me right now you know the truth you know i'm real right carlos look at
me you know i'm
telling the truth right why would he bring that up no okay you know why i'll
tell you why let's move
i'm from here only from canada no they're from canada they're in australia as
well i had it when
i was down there but but let me say this now that you have a gauge on people's
breath yeah does her
breath smell no oh it doesn't no never thank god yeah but you're very you're
very tooth uh you're
very tooth conscious i can see you brush you floss your teeth are nice yeah i
mean i have a list
i had it like i have literally a list of people that stinky mouths the stinky
mouth yeah and i could
never say it out loud i know i want you to say right now we'll just blank it
all out because i want to hear
it no if you meet someone and their breast smells it should be okay to say hey
i think you might i
think you might need to grab a mint or gum yeah and why can't that be something
you say it's a that you
know what that is hey you have something on your shirt you have something on
your face why is that
it's the same thing why is it so bad i thought it was normal no i don't think
it is it's not it's
it's a big faux pas i think mouth is a thing what's also the genitals so when
somebody has
stinky genitals yeah you can't say anything with that depends on where you can't
take a fucking
altitude or that fisherman thing i'm just gonna put this fisherman thing yeah
yeah you can't do that
no you're good yeah just put it here let me pop by the way it depends on how
far along in the
relationship that you are oh that's true but it's your range your first in a
date you can't say it
i gotta tell you if i ever got single again i would okay on a first date yeah
dude you're at an age
now at a certain point there's no games anymore you're like your breath stinks
and your dick stinks
yeah if by the way if my dick stunk i'd want to know you'd want to know yeah i'd
want to i want
someone to be like it kind of you kind of stink i'd be like shit okay let me
shower up let me clean
up yeah let me get fit for you but then the shower you'd be like fuck man yeah
for real but can i tell you
something much like much like your parent doing a thing to you that that like
embedded in your mind
you'd never have a stinky dick ever again would you you'd think about it all
the time and you'd hold
it you'd smell it before you go out