Name: Can Bobby and Andrew Be Like Ben Affleck? | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-05-14T07:00:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Can Bobby and Andrew Be Like Ben Affleck? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Can Bobby and Andrew Be Like Ben Affleck? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-14. Transcript available.

ben affleck speaking spanish sounds great i gotta tell you that's gonna turn me
bright on
would you learn a language for a girl no ladies no no i just wouldn't be able
to do i can barely
speak english you know i can't even pronounce certain words would you learn a
different language
for a guy if a guy was like let's say you met you met like an el salvadorian
kid or something
and i fell in love well i don't know how deep you are in this thing it's
it's just getting started yeah if i fell in love with somebody i would learn
their language
yeah but i'm just saying not love you like them this is going on for a couple
months now
and he's like jesky i love i enjoy time with you but wait wait wait does he
have down syndrome
i said it was el salvador all right yeah i love my time with you will you will
learning my language
maybe while i learn english will you learn my language i'm gonna stop you right
there i can't
understand anything you're saying okay you know what i'm gonna do what i'm
gonna learn your language
wow that's she's willing to give yeah she's willing what about you you met you're
right you're not
married yeah right you met a a beautiful woman no gorgeous huh connected yeah
right but she's from a
you know a tribe in africa yeah yeah yeah okay would you learn the learn the
clicks yeah the clicks
you better believe it you know what it is with me you know what it is with if i
was single and i was in
i was trying to fall for somebody yeah depends on the language oh i see if it's
a hot you know french
girl yeah yeah that's a sexy language sexy language yeah if it's german
probably not yeah i'm probably
gonna stick to english because of all the atrocities and crimes that they had
towards humanity i'm
really no but i think if it depends on the language i think that's my point it
depends on the language
yeah that's true you know like portuguese and portuguese love beautiful like i
wish i could learn
let's learn that yeah i do that it just depends you know like canadian i try if
i fell in love with
again i could learn their language yeah it's french or english canadians yeah
that's like a whole
different language up there we're just there you communicated with those people
yeah i couldn't
understand a word that they were saying really yeah to go there buddy i didn't
understand not a thing
i want to show you a text message that i got this is a little humble brag but
this made me feel good
okay it was nice to get this hey you probably don't remember this but one time
i was working with
you and i was poor as fuck at the time i was wearing beat up shoes and you
looked at me and you said
player needs a new pair of shoes and a couple of days later you came back and
gave me a few pairs
of circus skate shoes just wanted to say congrats on all your success times are
much better for me now
i want to say thank you so much stoked to see you're doing well and then he
sent a link to his band
that he plays in but i thought that i was like oh man that makes it gonna make
me cry but he remembered
it and i was like and it was i didn't i didn't remember it yeah but it wasn't
because that's
the thing i'm saying is like it's not for you to remember it's you did the cool
thing they'll remember
it yeah i remember annie wart she may not remember me fucking that no even know
who i am yeah but she
was nice for no reason and was like those guys suck yeah you're cool man don't
fucking can i tell
one last one then yeah jimmy schubert yeah i moved here from la and my i have
no place to live because
a guy lied to me so for two weeks i slept in my fucking um i had a truck with
no window in it and
they let me park in the parking lot at the comedy store yeah and we sleep in
the front and then one
day i get a knock on the wind the side that has the window because the other
side anyway with jimmy
shubert and i go hey what's up and he goes you hungry i go yeah he goes let me
buy you some
breakfast oh and i will always remember that yeah those little gestures of like
of love and somebody
being nice to you and kind to you and then i remember years later i was doing
new year's and
i go no jimmy has to do new year's with me because i was kind of a name back
you know it was mad tv and
stuff like that and me and jimmy headline we split the money and then i got him
a nice hotel room not
at the condo but at the colonial yeah and i set it up for him he was with a
girl and it was a fun
weekend but um you never forget things like that so what we're saying is now
that you're on the rise
you're becoming a thing i know where this is going yeah you better start doing
nice for us
yeah for you guys yeah yeah yeah this is what i'm gonna do what i want you guys
to have my bad friends
money you got it you got it all right i'm gonna go to the store tonight and get
it okay