Name: Fancy's Tour FOMO & Bobby's Mom | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-06-01T07:00:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy's Tour FOMO & Bobby's Mom | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-01. Transcript available.

- I have FOMO from this,
seeing you guys having so much fun on the road.
- You know, a lot of fans are asking about you.
- I thought you would need me,
but now saying that you don't.
- We don't need you at all.
No, it turns out we don't need you at all.
- Right.
- In fact, I get that you're being,
you're missed on the show.
Some people have been asking about you.
- Hell yeah.
- But the reception they give Carlos is in place of you.
- Right, yeah, yeah.
- You know?
- He embodies you.
- Carlos is soaking up all that energy.
- All that love.
- I know, I have resentments.
- Go ahead, what'd you say?
- I did flip off everyone in Phoenix,
all 4,000 people.
- Yeah, what was your attitude in Phoenix about?
- Because I didn't know that you told them to boo me.
- I didn't tell them that.
- I did.
- She did.
- Oh, Jessie did.
- Yeah, so then you got all mad about it.
In front of Bobby's mom, by the way.
People got to meet Bobby's mom in Phoenix.
- She left the side stage shoes.
- But you know why?
- Because of that?
- No.
- Why?
- Because I could tell my mom,
once my mom walked on stage,
it just dawned on her
that she doesn't wanna be up there.
- Right, I saw.
Her eyes are, you know what I mean?
And she's like, I have to get the fuck out of here.
You know what I mean?
- What is she?
- Filipino.
- Filipino now?
- Filipino.
- She switched?
- Yeah.
She just like, and then she disappeared,
but she went downstairs and escaped.
- Onto her iPad.
- On her iPad.
- You and your mom are so cute before the show.
They were on the opposite ends of the couch,
buried in their iPad and you and your Switch.
- Yeah, both on their devices.
She was shopping for dresses.
I said, what are you looking for?
She goes, new dress.
- Yeah.
- That's all she said to me.
New dress.
- In Stardew Valley,
he was searching for dresses on there too.
- But when I saw my mom do that,
I realized what it is and what we have the same problem.
- What is it?
- We just don't wanna be in the moment.
- Yeah, you don't wanna live it.
Why is that?
- Because, you know, generational trauma.
- No, I really do believe it.
- I know, I agree.
- I told you about her aunt, right?
What happened.
- Yeah.
- And she never dealt with that.
My dad's abuse.
And so she doesn't do drugs,
but she escapes through being obsessed with BTS or-
- Buying new dresses.
- Buying new dresses or-
Why are you laughing, McCong?
- She loves watching videos.
I saw her watch a bunch of different little videos.
- And then just being, you know,
just not thinking about the moment.
- Escapism.
- Escapism, yeah.
- So what does your mom do day to day?
Do you even know?
- She just watches Korean dramas and Googles BTS
and probably just plays with her like-
- Badge.
- Okay.
- Oh my God.
- Watching BTS.
- I was hoping you'd say plays with her dog or something.
- No, no, no, she doesn't have a dog.
- Not anymore.
- Yeah, but she probably does that.
- I mean, it's so funny.
You were gonna hang an extra day.
I stayed an extra day.
You were supposed to stay an extra day and you didn't.
- I couldn't.
- You didn't wanna hang with her?
- No, because I had a movie to do.
- It was Mother's Day.
- I know, but-
- It was literally Mother's Day and you left.
- I know, but I shot Monday early five in the morning.
- I know, but Sunday was literally Mother's Day
and you didn't even stay to hang with her on Mother's Day.
- She doesn't even know it's Mother's Day.
I said, "Happy Mother's Day" to my mom
and she goes, "Goodnight."
She doesn't care.
She didn't care about Christmas.
She didn't care about my birthday.
She didn't care about any of that.
- That's why you don't care about any of those things.
- Yeah, I don't care.
She didn't care, I don't care.
- Well, why don't you flip the script and you start caring?
- You can't care if it's like,
it's like somebody just texted me today,
"Are you watching the Hurricanes game?"
I go, "You're in a hurricane?"
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
- Why would someone ask you if you're watching a hockey game?
- That's my point.
I don't know.
- Well, you don't like hockey.
- I know, but I don't like it's like, you know,
I'm interested in what I'm interested in.
- That's true.
- So how do you get involved in a holiday
when you don't care?
- You don't have to, I guess.
- Yeah, Halloween, I never know what anything is.
- Well, do you know when Halloween is, seriously?
- Yeah, October 25th.
- Yep.
- Is it, I don't know, 31st?
- Well, it starts on the 25th.
- Is it 31st?
- Yeah.
- Is it, yeah, it's whatever.
I can tell 'cause you see the,
I can tell 'cause you can see like the Mexicans and stuff.
- You're Forrest Gump.
You are 100% Forrest Gump.
- You know when, when-
- I know when it's Halloween.
- Everybody dresses real funny.
- Yeah, but it's bad when you-
- That's basically you.
- When you're in a relationship
and you don't know birthdays or-
- Write 'em down on your phone.
- Holidays or anniversaries.
It just, it's always a fight.
- All right, well, check this out.
We have two birthdays coming up back to back.
- Happy birthday, McCone.
- McCone and Juicy.
- Yeah, Juicy, I mean.
- I think my birthday's a travel day.
- Yeah, you know what the letdown is?
These kids think they're gonna go to Disneyland in Orlando
and it's not gonna happen.
- I don't think we are.
- Yeah, we're not gonna do it. - Why?
- Because it's just, it's a travel day to get
back to LA for the Riverside and San Diego shows
and they would go, you guys can go.
I'm not going.
- After Dollywood, you know, whatever.
- I don't believe in,
I don't believe in Disneyland or world without kids.
I think you look creepy.
- I don't wanna go.
- Dollyworld is a rollercoaster park, different.
Disneyland is for children, not grown.
And grownups that go alone, I'm sure we have Disney fans.
It's, I don't get it.
It's a little scary to me.
- That is for the joy to enjoy, like he can take his kid there.
Right?
But if he goes alone, imagine, look at him, fancy.
- Yeah.
- If you see him strolling around the magic kingdom,
first thing you think.
- I know.
- Well, look at him.
- Look at him, really.
- That would wait in line three times for It's a Small World.
- Get off, get back in line, and do it three fucking times.
- I want to go on the teacups.
- Yeah.
- We can't go on the teacups, man.
- It's a Small World, by the way, is a bullshit ride.
I'll tell you why.
It's supposed to be representing the world, right?
- Yeah.
- So you see like Eskimos up there, there's like eight of them,
right?
Then you see like Denmark or the Netherlands, right?
There's like 20.
But then when you go to China, there's seven.
- Well, they could, would we want a billion?
- There's a billion, no, but I'm just saying, make it 40.
And then I realized what--
- You sound like you're working for the Chinese government.
- And I'll tell you what, I realized when I was,
last time I was on, I realized what it was.
They were in the water because of the earthquake.
They're down, they're doing this, I'm in the water.
Because it's the only explanation.
It's like, I want it to be reflective of the population.
- My favorite was the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
- Because they're perverse.
They're like, ah, nice boobs, young lady.
- Yeah.
- They are creepy.
- Yeah.
- Have you ever heard some of those?
- No.
- They literally say creepy stuff.
- They don't say boobs.
- Yeah, they do.
They go, great cans, my lady.
- Yeah.
- They say stuff, they used to say stuff like that
when we were kids.
- Really?
- They would say, lick my port side.
- Oh, that's not, that's blue, that's not that blue.
- Nah, kids don't know.
Kids don't know the difference.
But you guys can go if you want to go.
If you want to go, you can go.
But I'm telling you, I'm not going to go.
- I hate it.
- I know.
- Do you really want to go for your birthday?
- No, I'll sit on the plane for my birthday.
- We'll buy you tickets.
We'll buy you guys tickets.
- I'll get you a fast pass.
- But we're not going.
- We're not going.
- I love you guys so much.
I'm glad I'm working for you guys.
There's so many people I could have ended up working with.
And I think about it every day.
- You're saying it like you have a gun to your head.
- Yeah.
- Like a hostage situation.
Like say it fucking.
- Well, let me take it back.
- Yeah, say it real, dude.
- Say it real.
- Say it real.
- Bitch, say it real.
- Now.