Name: Fancy's New Podcast & The Movie Bobby Can't Stop Talking About | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy's New Podcast & The Movie Bobby Can't Stop Talking About | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-12. Transcript available.

he's getting cocky ever since dude he's getting real cocky why i don't even
want to say it's
gonna get it's gonna hype him up what is he cocky he's got a fucking podcast
now and he's like all
you know i did it did you do it no i'm not doing that he texted me andrew
please come talk to me
and you know what i said yeah nothing great yeah i'm not i should have said
nothing responding to
that guy here's another thing what did you do what movie did you do i don't
remember but i
remember being angry because it was the ad where he has props yeah and wardrobe
oh wow who does
wardrobe for a podcast he does also bobby ruin it you know i have a script and
he decided to yes
oh you think he was gonna follow the script right come on i know that's your
fault right yeah i'm
gonna do it i'm gonna do it soon because i'm i'm proud of the kid and i want to
help him out what
are you aaron sorkin you i have to do word for word the way you wrote it you
fucking piece of shit dude
all right you're a producer i'm not look i want you to pull up a photo i'm not
saying i'm not trying
to make a joke or anything but do jonah hill somebody saw another photo this
guy you know how
he gets big and skinny and big and skinny there was a picture that came out
that somebody showed me
today that i was like man it looks concerning like jonah hill now there's no
way no it was kind
of wild there's it's got to be on images maybe images no that wasn't it there
he is he looks good
no no just click images bud the word yeah um but i think that's it that's
actually the one right
he looks good yeah but look at the whole body he's got the whole body he looks
great he looks great
he looks ripped so skinny and jacked yeah what's he doing dude oh is that what
you're ozempic
oh oh oh ozempic what's ozempic it's like a is it a weight loss drug yeah yeah
whatever the case dude
he he's looking the kid's looking great shout out to that kid but i saw a photo
and i was like
he's got kind of like a um tom hanks uh castaway thing up top but down below he
little tom hardy
tom hanks up top tom hardy down below yeah skinny tattooed right like look he's
in fucking great shape
so i'm like what is he working on this doesn't look like just life stuff this
looks like he's
working on a movie thing well he looked like that in a youtube movie right with
eddie murphy
this is the most like in shape i think i've ever seen the guy that eddie murphy
movie he looked
good but this is like fucking crazy jack he's jacked he's skinny muscles out i
just have to say
he's the nicest guy yeah i'm not saying anything negative i'm saying he must be
planning for
something is my point because he's looking like such a nice guy have you met
him yeah jules
a jess no no jules i know she'll be here soon i saw her yesterday what happened
nothing i went to
over the house um you went to go see jules and kalilah at their house so she
kalilah goes let's
watch a movie so i go i had some time you know what that means what no no i was
with a young lady
last night right no popsicles did you see her yeah yeah how was she she looked
kind of like kalilah
kalilah too she was very pretty every girl that i like look like kalilah that's
a good question i've
never said that to you i know you haven't no never and i wouldn't cross that
line that's really
offensive that's so offensive you do have a tall beautiful model-esque long oh
so every tall pretty
girl is kalilah now long dark hair the blondes don't like me baby i don't think
it's a bad thing
have you never had blondes before sarah highland she's kind of dirty blonde she
yeah but like a
oh no like a platinum blonde no why do you think they wouldn't like you
what is it maybe it's god's law god yeah maybe it's a prophetic god thing what
is god's law
son you will not get top of the line you won't get top of the line you'll get
nine
0.5 nine's still pretty good but not 10
why not is that god is that pretty good god yeah but why not god i would say korean
god
because korean god fancy what does korean god sound like to you like that no
that's not
do korean god andrew you know korean god
my son
eat out of it yeah out of it yes what do you think god says what do you think
god says about you fans
you think you have a better god than some of us is yours a spanish god yeah
yeah yeah pervert he's
probably a pervert pervert you can't be he can't be much of a god he's out whistling
at women in the
street yeah fucking perv you had a perv god so wait you went over to the house
and what happened
you watch a movie yeah and the movie is the most triggering movie i've ever
seen in my life what's
it called soft and quiet cool i know i mean it sounds awful let me see it's on
the it's on the
fucking netflix have you heard of it yeah 2.1 they shot it in four days yeah
yeah what's it about
a horror movie well i mean it's it's it's it's i it's a stretch to say it's a
horror movie
why what is it where does it land oh it's a blumhouse it's a blumhouse movie so
you think
you know me it's a horror movie but um oh fuck it i'll just talk about it i don't
give a fuck i'll
talk about it do it all right a bunch so it's shot in one shot so basically it's
um it's it's one
shot so it's like the whole there's no cuts steady cam the whole time yeah fake
it's fake because i
could see like when they point to the sky yeah you have to cut at there bird
man cut it's a bird
man yeah but it's still seamless you can't you don't know where the cuts are so
like from beginning
to end it starts off with a teacher elementary school teacher oh yeah
what's she doing crayon stone no no no i like it go ahead and it's after school
she has a pie it is
after school with a pie anybody listening don't want spoilers there's no way to
say it without no no i
like it you like it this is how all good movies start after school with a pie
wink wink go on
what else happens huh so then uh the football team comes in yeah and then you
see her go out in the
front of the school it's pretty day it's like 4 p.m or whatever she's a little
kid and look he goes
what do you have he says i have a pie and it shows the the woman white woman
walk into a forest yeah she
finds a church well yeah yeah she's a white woman wandering as they do yeah she
sees um a bunch of
other white female friends in the church and it's this meeting oh wow what was
kanye there no
oh i thought this okay it could be he could have been it because watch okay and
you know this is now
15 minutes you know it takes a while for her to get there she opens up uh the
pie and on the surface
of the pie is a swastika seriously sort of god oh shit okay well you you love
it now no yeah now i
want to see it did you see how before i was just like oh teacher wandering
woods right you got my
attention right and then um they proceed to have a a meeting a kkk meeting
really yeah and that's the
film oh it's the beginning of the film you said it was a comedy or is it a
horror to me it's a
comedy it sounds hilarious to me yeah and then um that's the meeting there's a
bunch of old white
women in the room well not even old just it's it ranges from early 20s to late
50s wow these women
right and then what's the significance of the pie what do you mean they ate it
but why a pie there is
something funny there's got to be something that's significant well there's got
to be something about
the pie right because you could have put a swastika on anything they could have
done it on pizza they
could have done it on you know well it's sort of lasagna would have been fun it's
one of those
swastika lasagna it's a very american thing america how do you do it on the lasagna
it's hard to read
are you kidding you think i've never put a swastika you do it with the cheese
you weirdo and then you
flame pro you gotta come though you gotta come to wednesday nights i keep
saying come to wednesday
nights oh yeah that's when we do lasagna all your friends are there though that
you know what i mean
yeah and we'll sneak you in all right so they put it they put a swastika on the
pie that's it by the
way it's not really a uh what do you call this this isn't like a spoiler alert
it's on the internet
right there yeah they already show it so it's not that hidden yeah and then um
they go and then
the priest walks up to the main lady and goes get the fuck out of here like i
guess they're not even
supposed to be there what the priest is like get out of here we got some kids
coming in yeah and so
and one of the women goes well let's go to one of them owns a store so they go
to a store and they
see these two they seem maybe native two girls but they could be hispanic i don't
know that's exactly
what the producer said yeah they were like it seemed hispanic but we don't know
you don't know
but they're browns we're not gonna say yeah they're credited as brown people
they could be half
mulatto blacks oh tough word tough word but i love it good for you what is that
that's how you say it
i think that's it half it's milano like the cookie milano oh like alissa milano
pepperidge farm milano
is that is alissa milano half she is oh yeah that's what they said that's where
it comes from
fuck i knew it pepperidge farm alissa milano there's no i knew it there was
something i didn't trust
about her same so anyway um and they basically um tell these two girls the
store is closed while
they're in the store yeah then we're just gonna get a wine and they go get the
fuck out of here
that type of thing and then they go you have to buy the most expensive wine
then and and you know
when you tell a minority that they're like well i can do it so they buy a 300
bottle of wine yeah and
then when they were leaving there was some sort of altercation and then the
women go let's go to
their house and fuck them up what why i don't know why that's what this is what's
so infuriating about
this did this movie do well yeah it got 86 on rotten tomato it was a south by
sideways yeah movie in
that it's a tiktok movie so people are like talking about on tiktok okay it's
one of those where they're
like they can't people can't even get through it did you get through it we didn't
want to but you
finished it we're like we look at it i mean clon look at you like this is so up
that's how i feel
about succession really every time every time i start a new episode i'm like i
don't want to do this
anymore it's exhaust it's like it's taxing it's right am i wrong it's
exhausting it's like abusive
will they won't they will they won't they will they won't they it's like so
anyway they go to the
they find they go to the woman's house these two their sisters let me guess
what swastika pie
they already ate the pie there's got to be another one yeah but they took a
shit so maybe the same pie they did a shit with the swastika that's so hard to
do pretty talented
pretty talented yeah and then just you know if you want to watch the movie i'm
going to give it
away now give it away they kill him oh wow end of move me end of move me
it did move you