Name: Bobby and Andrew Do Filipino Stand-Up | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-06-13T07:00:04.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby and Andrew Do Filipino Stand-Up | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-13. Transcript available.

can i tell you i was up in the belly room and i knew he was in the audience and
he really wanted
to see all of us go up yeah and the belly room has a window to the main room so
i knew you just
went on stage so i bring macon i could tell he doesn't know how to get anywhere
yeah so i take
him down the back stairwell through the kitchen to get to the main room and
when we get in the
kitchen he goes wow wait stop sorry your birth messed up the timing i'm sorry
sorry no no no
people are gonna think he burped if they're listening listen do it again i feel
like you're
gonna do something no i'm not do it again okay so i bring him down the stairwell
to get to the main
room and right when we get down there he goes sorry i sometimes i have day terrors
i knew that
was gonna let me get this straight i want so he was upstairs in the belly room
yeah yeah through the
little window he heard i heard it you heard santino being announced in the main
room i text him
santino's exactly so then you go let's go but he went ahead of you no no he was
like he saw the
text and he looked up and he's like like i don't know what to do with myself
right and then he went
down to the kitchen i wave and i i he went down to the kitchen showed him how
to get down the kitchen
and then when he went to the kitchen he went let me get the get this he went
whoa no he went wow wow
wow wow wow and is there a panda in it or ninja assassin or anything happened
in the story well
that's what why i was like why is he so amazed by the kitchen but he just
really loved that place
why don't you make up that story again and tell it
can we just let that story sink in for a second yeah it's sunken on me it's
sunk why don't we get
do we even know any writers because they're on strike they're on strike yeah
bring them in here
maybe we could write this down and maybe this is a movie that's how interesting
your story is kind
of sounds like a film it's like a film we got to get mel gibson in it he's in
already right yeah we
should get steven seagal he'll say yes yeah yeah they're the bartenders it's an
action adventure
comedy it's got everything thriller mystery it was a roller coaster oh my god
the level of the
movies you guys are are doing i know i know because when he was going down the
stairs to the kitchen i
was like oh that's the end of the story yeah that's what i thought no i thought
that was that's the
end of the story but then you then you m night channel on the wall in the
kitchen whoa thank you
it's so good to be here it's been a year since i've been on the show wait is
this your is this
your one year episode yeah wow let's give it up for jetski one year she's been
on the show your
last episode honestly with that story you're really not coming through that's
it yeah mccone's lurking
in the back uh fancy don't ever leave the board again that's like when you
leave the boat i don't
want to i don't want the captain to leave the wheel don't let one of the skippers
fucking take the wheel right you know i don't want to crash port side
congratulations on one
calendar year of being on this show yeah you're gonna last longer well uh wait
what i have a story
give it so oh my god so today i woke up this morning where i got up from my bed
and you can't
believe what happened i went down my hallway and i got a cup of coffee wow and
oh yeah and then i went
whoa whoa yeah that's a good story thank you man i'll be honest tell you tell
me one uh today
my dog jumped up on the ottoman oh wait and she spun around and then sat down
holy
fuck and she looked back at me and i was like wow wow pretty cool whoa dude
pretty cool it's pretty
cool story dude i worked late last night i worked a regular shift i'm sick i
want to go back to
theaters where did you work at the store yeah at the store last night i worked
back door at the store
you're stressed out i was really stressed out why did kanye leave bobby was
stressed out because kanye
was there nobody recognized him kanye was there wait stop what'd you say you
told me nobody recognizes
me tonight this sucks that's not what he said yes you did that's not what i
said and your fault
that's blasphemy wait a minute that's not what i said was kanye there kanye was
there kanye was
there will i am will i am and kanye was the weekends were there khali was there
yeah khalid was there
yeah everyone khali i don't know mccone knows who you know talib kwali yeah talib
kwali was there
with kanye they were together and we're not together they were all there and i
did not say
that i just said that's not what i said kind of though it's not kind of but you
you know tell them
what i said um it's different tonight no no one knows who i am that's what i
remember you saying
why would i say that's the grossest thing can we go back to kanye was there
okay let's go to kanye
that's insane kanye was there with will i am yeah talib kwali and khalid i was
with a young lady in
the patio and then we look out and kanye's running across sunset from the store
and he i guess he
couldn't get into the chapelle show why did he leave i don't know why he left
wow he could definitely
get in did he say anything anti-semitic he did a hand thing like bye right no
that makes sense yeah
what no whatever you'd think he'd hate the store because it's owned by jews it
is oh i know oh my
god i'm playing somewhere else now holy shit gross you'd think he would not
want to go there that's
really weird that he showed up yeah he showed up it's a jew place if they
should just call the jew
store they did they used to or yeah jerusalem too yeah yeah yeah because it's
like it's so jewy it is yeah yeah and
we love it we fucking love it i mean 19 for a diet coke but that's fine that's
how i wasn't i there
last night where was i last night what did i do you rested last night remember
you told you said you
were taking a night off you went golfing in the day yesterday i did need to
rest and then you said i'm
resting but you should have been there last night god i wish i would have been
there for kanye added so
much stuff i do stuff about him i do a joke about him yeah you won't you won't
because he had people
around him right a couple of guys around him when i was because i had the help
in the lot at one point
so many entourage came in and he was the whole cast of entourage was there too
yeah dude this night is
crazy it was crazy was lloyd there for some reason oh yeah the cast of glee
what yeah he was singing and
dancing and hopping around they all drove in separate cars it was a mess get
him fuck it that's wild yeah i
think what i said was i think what i said would be cut what could i just say
something please anything
that i say to you can you just keep it to yourself because i have things that i
can say about you
do it i have something i'm not going to i'm just saying you made me look like a
fool i'm gonna let
that go i don't remember what i said but probably i did say that but um just
don't say that stuff okay
it's because i've i said that story and made myself look like a fool so it's
trying to make you
the target oh is that what it was smooth but we were we liked your story we
loved it so fancy show
that video that i sent to you i really want to show you something bob i think
this is revolutionary
stuff right here good huh
how clever so good clever by the way so i found battle raps in the philippines
are huge huge
i propose you and i go do a battle rap in the philippines okay bad friends
battle rap philippines
i need to brush up on my tagala i know everything he just said well i did too
yeah i can understand it
i'm talking it i'm talking it i say something i i i i know you took the class
yeah
yeah
dude i am fat
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so i think we should do a bad friends battle rap in the philippines
i swear to god we'd have so much fun that was the dumbest thing we've ever done
that was so fun