Name: Fancy's Sexy Noises | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-06-27T17:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy's Sexy Noises | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy's Sexy Noises | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-27. Transcript available.

do you like john lennon rudy um imagine if you did yeah yeah i'm okay
really yeah you don't like him no i don't know who he is what's what band did
you sing for
beatles whoa do you know all the members of the beatles no she gulp can you
name some of them
john lennon yeah easy one yeah the one that has a weird voice yeah weird voice
what's his name
you know who she's talking about yeah the lead i think you're thinking of john
lennon
the one that i always see in the middle yeah what's his name um come on we can
help you jim
not jim yeah jim well jim is in the band yeah jim
wait say it again jim mahoney ma ma it's not jim mahoney okay that's good no
this is good this is good
so i'm gonna i'm gonna give you the right paul paul mccartney paul mccarthy
or mccartney is it mccartney mccarthy or mccarthy mccarthy
paul mccarthy mccartney mccartney paul mccartney paul mccartney
from the beatles from the beatles yeah good old paul mccartney from the beatles
and at the john lennon room that was great they had the piano some drawings
there was a little asian
lady sweeping up it was yoko it was yoko was there it was great pick up your
feet yeah pick up your
feet yeah and she would sweep under each footstep yeah pretty inefficient no
you'll go no she's the
one that broke the band she's the one that broke so you know little tidbits a
little bit what are you
picking at your face my pimple no good stop doing it while you're on camera can
you save it until
you get home no it's annoying we all have pimples it's okay it'll come and it'll
go
how's the dean's job so far it's fine yeah still boring yeah yeah what's the
dean job she works at
the dean's office i thought you were working at the bookstore no it's a
different one she never
got that job yeah they put her in the back but quick uh promotion to the dean's
office yeah
you know what i liked on tour what the nfl players yeah tampa bay buccaneers
came to say
hello to us that was pretty cool that was really rad yeah very good guys who
else was there
oh yeah mario came yeah mario lopez came yeah which is incredible i with with
his schedule i'm
surprised he showed up mario lopez come he likes us i guess he said he was a
huge fan yeah i didn't
mind it have you met him mario lopez no and i feel like i never will he's one
of those guys i feel
like i'll never sit down with it's uh he is he's always at sebastian monoscalco's
like party that
sounds right but he never like i'm never around him no he kind of floats uh he
kind of floats on his
own is there any new anime you're watching no i'm kind of like you're over it
what's been going on
in your life rudy i'm just going to school work sleep eat that's it american
dream yeah that is kind
of the imaginary you didn't have to work well you went on a picnic hike the
other night oh yeah with
you from your boyfriend yeah so over a year now wait a minute he took you to a
little picnic was
it for your one year anniversary no he just stopped by and then we went does he
tell you he's going to
do stuff like that or he just surprises you sometimes he surprises me was the
was this a surprise yeah so
he says i've got a basket full of stuff for us to go he doesn't have an accent
well i want him to okay
he was born here so so he doesn't have an accent uh you're born here he has an
accent i have a little
accent see just a little bit fancy has an accent he was born here no yeah yes
he told me he had a visa
coming here yeah he's got a visa i know i yeah when you meet his wife you think
what was in it for her
she had to get this guy you know legalized here she had to put up with him and
have a baby with this
guy i know a girl that's she's what was in it for her yeah imagine imagine his
wife like spreading
his uh-oh just imagine his sack and his thigh and just kissing with that little
no man's land right
there and him going oh la la say oh la la oh la how creepy is that that's
french though yeah yeah what
would the spaniard say if you kissed his his taint he would say the french one
yeah yeah with an
accent you make weird noises when you're making love of course who doesn't i
don't you're completely
silent you're quiet when you have sex yeah i have my ninja mask and everything
yeah i have the
fucking swords you know what i mean well those clang together that's what i
heard that other
night in the hotel what just two swords yeah but um so you don't you make
noises of course i'd look
can you record them sure that'd be great how funny would that be hearing fancy
sex oh my god this is
great i am great but it's all about him he didn't say anything he's like i'm
the best i am a good
position now this i like oh la la it's been you know i gotta tell you it's been
a weird wobbly time
since i've been home i felt so disconnected because i feel like we're home and
then we gotta go yeah so
i don't feel much going on you've been doing spots i haven't done any you're
doing tonight tonight i am yeah
yeah yeah but i haven't since we've been back no i went and visited the dogs i
needed to see the dogs
i saw that online how was that real nice i mean they just get so excited to see
me and um they just lay
all of them just lay on my head it's heartbreaking actually because all you
have is the cats of the
house yeah and the cats don't know who i am right so it's a complete experience
who do they think you
are i don't know but bojo the fat one right he's just he's always like where am
i like he doesn't
know what's going on is he concussed no he's just i think he's dumb yeah you
think he's an idiot yeah
he just wanders in a circle and he looks at me like for the first time he's
never seen me before
maybe he needs an assistant wow wow that is that is wow wow so you're just my
assistant right now is
that what you're doing no maybe what are you saying some people needed you know
help a cat
assistant oh so you're saying i'm like bojo yeah wow well bojo is bobby jr that's
what we call him
bojo yeah that is the name yeah yeah yeah so it is kind of right on kind of
right on the money you're
right but watch your mouth okay we walked past two cats what two nights ago we
take neighbor like
nighttime neighborhood walks and all i hear from across the street like behind
the bush
love wow love yeah and i was like oh they smashing they're fucking yeah and oh
wow wow
well cats have razors on their days you hear about this sorry yeah yeah yeah
hooks hooks so it hurts so it
hurts yeah i thought there were razors well feral cats have razors wait so
their penises have little
hooks on them oh yeah and it hooks the vet yeah wait you know there's little
razor dicks yeah they're
like a little look at that so that's why when they're having it goes oh wow wow
yeah my vaginal walls
ow but i go to the bush and one cat is so fat like we thought they were strays
one was huge how big no
identification on it no i don't so neither of them they i thought they were
just strange how big yeah so
big how big i'll tell you how big it was it was bigger than it was
huge and the other one was rail thin oh and i that was the guy that was the the
boy and i thought look
at you look at you look at you oh and it was a black cat yeah i knew it i could
take the white cat
it was a white fat fat white cat from new orleans or something i'm just saying
no atlanta i think atlanta
atlanta but it was so funny because it was a rail thin little black cat yeah i
mean looked like
i hadn't eaten in weeks yeah and the fat lumpy white cat just and it was lethargic
because they
had just probably finished you know but then the black cat was sauntered over
to me yeah real slowly
and then and then he and then he looked at me he goes what's up
i was waiting yeah i know that's perfect it's perfect