Name: Rudy’s Chemistry Class Goes Breaking Bad | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy’s Chemistry Class Goes Breaking Bad | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-04. Transcript available.

can you make meth yeah you can with ochem like you can do like stuff with the
lab
you do you have enough knowledge no i don't not me i don't know you give us the
knowledge we have
the lab yeah we got the lab i have the lab procedures wait wait wait stop stop
what are
you saying like we have procedures and we just follow oh and we can where where
is it at i have
at the house at your house i'll just give it to you bring it here bring it here
we'll make meth
i want this studio to be a meth lab as well that back room is huge and it's got
a ventilation
system and we won't do it yeah we won't yeah we won't no we won't no we won't
so you learned what
in chem i told you i don't know anything i hate the class how about this can
you make cyanide
is that chemistry what's the thing that melts people's bones the thing that you
don't want to
know that one that's the one we want yeah you know where they melt people down
yeah they tell you that
in class yeah but i don't know i don't remember the name that's that chemo you
know you know like
that guy that dipped it you can you can oh lie yeah lie boiling temperature
water lie is basically
the alternative name for highly strong base naoh historically koh by using high
concentration of
lie human body can melt we can melt a body and lie from fight club huh fight
club fight club that's
right oh yeah lie on the hand hey can you get us some naoh baby i'll steal it
for you yeah yeah that
would you could like uh villain name naoh lie oh is it mr lie or sir or yeah it
can't just be lie it's
got to be something yeah uh uh monjour lie yeah or something like that right is
that good what's
monjour mean i don't i think it was bonjour mr i can beat that up hello sir i
throw it out there
and somebody at home who's an artist please create a monjour lie uh yeah piece
yeah and make rudy in the
background mixing the chemicals so let me ask you about lie real quick though
why do you want it why do you
need that you can melt a human body why would you need it though get rid of a
body hey have one
i guess you got body look yeah you cut me off in traffic in la you're gonna end
up in a bucket of
wine yeah no i don't have one but if you and i need one just in case well it so
it melts bone
it disintegrates an entire human body dogs too you got some dog bones laying
around
late night little late night snack cut it out cut it out cut it out cut it out
what about um
is battery acid that's not chemistry is it no no battery acid you have access
to you but you know
the kind you could throw on people's face you could do that with a bunch of
batteries if you emptied double
d batteries out right i don't know how to do that though well she should know
gloves probably don't
you know how to empty out battery acid no what the are they teaching you in
school anyway i'm telling you
i can't understand it old toothbrush dipped in vinegar or lemon juice gets the
job done what is
that what wow old toothbrush how to clean battery acid gets the job done that's
that's a commercial
that'd be a cool old toothbrush dipped in vinegar gets the job done do you have
do you or someone you know have battery acid stains on your clothes you can get
it out yeah
monsieur lie to the rescue because i always thought it was sad like in india
that was a way of like you
know they would throw it on battery acid on women's women oh my god it's
terrible if you're if your wife
right it's like if like the woman like uh fell in love with somebody else or
like left you they would uh
yeah they would throw battery acid on the same that's it's disgusting would
bleach be the same
as battery acid bleach and battery acid are not the same no not like the pain
no no have you ever gotten bleach on your skin before no no it's not painful it's
just kind of
stingy it's stingy battery acid eats up eat your skin away it like show me
somebody who has had battery
acid on their face no no i want to see it she needs to learn you got a teacher
the school's obviously not
doing anything if you get battery acid on your skin it just deteriorates your
face look at that
it rips your skin off yeah look at that guy that looks that's cool on him
see that's that's montier lie yeah and he catches revenge that one let's tell
the tale oh boy oh boy
whoa hey wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute what do you mean wait a
minute wait a minute
that's mr lie that is lie and he removes your lie yeah that's him and he
removes the mask that's not a mask
what are those things you just put it's holding his eyes in place no i think i
think that's like
stuff he puts it on to moisturize it no there's like two lines going through by
his ear and below
his neck by his below his ears are called glasses to give the skin in oh that's
it is a mask you're
right full-on man oh sorry don't insult mons you alive i'm sorry that's cool
what a cool man when
he takes that off what happens the kids are like dude you scare someone to
death wow you know i
would get probably get battery acid enough just to look like seal kiss from a
rose yeah that's a
cool do you know that's what kiss from a rose was about him getting battery
acid thrown on him and
the streets of paris yeah whoa yeah by mons you like something called mons you're
alive what was that
from was it just maybe like acne scars is that what it was originally from by
the way this guy didn't
slow him down even he married what's her name heidi klum heidi klum come on he
killed it that guy it's
unbelievable he's still killing there's no way he's not