Name: Native Instinct, Bobby and Andrew’s Ancestry | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Native Instinct, Bobby and Andrew’s Ancestry | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-05. Transcript available.

When they say Asians are yellow.
Sure are.
I don't look yellow.
You're not Asian.
I don't look yellow.
What is that?
You know.
This is the kind.
That's climbing a tree.
You're a darker.
You're a dark yellow.
Yeah.
But why do they say?
What are you saying?
I don't look yellow.
Yeah, you do.
We've gone over this a hundred times.
The shirt that you're wearing blends in.
It looks like you're wearing a long sleeve right now.
I actually can't tell if you're wearing a long sleeve right now.
There's no way.
No, here's the deal.
What they're saying is you have a hue to behind your skin.
Like I have a red hue.
You have a yellow hue.
Fancy also has a reddish hue.
He has a pinkish hue.
Pete has like a brownish hue.
Pete's actually more.
We didn't even talk about this.
You know Pete is native?
Yeah.
He is.
No, he is.
That's insane.
He is native.
He's like 25% native.
He did a DNA test.
That's like.
Tell him, Pete.
He did a DNA test.
Yeah, Navajo.
He's 25% Navajo.
That's like the, what's the, the, the, the senator from, what's her name?
The one that ran for office?
Diane Feinstein or something?
No, the one that ran for.
Pocahontas?
What?
Pocahontas?
No, no, he's talking about Elizabeth Warren.
Elizabeth Warren, she's got 25%.
No, she's got like 5%.
2%.
Oh, 2%.
Bullshit.
Was that even real?
No, I have 2%, I think.
You do?
Everybody has 2% native something.
I wonder, I want to go back to see where that happened.
Like what?
Where you got the 2% in there.
Snuck in?
Yeah.
I mean, it just, you weren't, hey, huh, ho.
And it disappeared.
Yeah.
That's it, just gone.
Yeah, when did that happen?
300 years ago in your family lineage?
Way longer than 300 years.
The native juice.
Native juices, native juices were flowing, I think, thousands of years ago.
Holy moly.
Yeah, when we were all crossing over each other.
You're Navajo.
That's right.
That's the good kind.
That's the best kind.
Shout out to Navajos.
Our favorite.
We established that.
What?
We established that.
No, they're not, they're all great.
Of course, of course.
Of course, they're all great.
But, so do you have, you know, native instincts?
I would, I think so, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I could survive.
See how fast he is.
Chase him real quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me say something.
Fancy, try to grab him by the neck.
See what happens.
See?
That's native shit right there.
That's native shit.
That's good.
You should give him a basket.
Of?
Blankets?
Just a basket.
Blankets?
Oh, no.
Not a blanket?
No.
No?
No.
What?
Because I'll give you a jar of smallpox.
You don't have to put it on the blanket.
Put it on the side.
Smallpox on the side, please?
No, but we should have you, we have a basket.
See how fast you can gather.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
That's a very good idea.
Oh, my God.
He just did three baskets in 10 minutes.
He's native?
Native, for sure.
God bless.
It would take me years to even fight this fucking shit.
Well, your fingers are small, too.
They're hard to grab stuff.
Right.
Your hand looks like the claw from the claw machine,
the game claw machine.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Your hands drop all that stuff.
Yeah, it would drop everything.
Rudy, who else is in class that you're having fun with?
You have new friends now?
I mean, what's going on?
I still don't have friends.
God bless.
No, yeah, you do.
Who thought she would?
Yeah, but we barely meet, and then I
went to this Filipino thing with her.
Oh, what is a Filipino thing?
It's like a secret meeting.
It's like a concert slash play, and it was so bad.
We hate whites.
That's what they, we hate whites the whole time.
It was a play?
A play and a concert.
A play.
But I would love to see an all Filipino cast of Oklahoma.
That would be insane.
You guys do.
You should do the Filipino Phantom of the Opera.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
That would be insane.
This would be, Oklahoma would be great to see.
By the way, look at how many cast members in Oklahoma.
That's just one Filipino family.
Yeah.
That's just one consecutive family.
Yeah, that's one family.
They had to cut out four family members.
Yeah, just to, they didn't make the cut.
Yeah.
So, your classes are what now?
What's going on now?
It's just summer.
Oh, you're done.
That's right.
What am I thinking?
What was the last couple of classes you did?
Chemistry and math.
You don't do either of those.
What do you mean?
Five times four.
20.
Six times nine.
54.
Nine times nine.
81.
That's enough.
42 divided by 16.
No, don't do divide.
Well, then you're not doing college math.
Yeah.
You can do that?
42 divided by 16?
Yeah.
Sure, I can, dude.
3.865.
That's really fast.
Yeah, man.
Since I don't know the answer, I'm sure you're right.
Give me a huge number.
I can do it.
I got a little tizzy.
All right, 496 divided by 18.5.
22.948.
Oh, shit.
654.
I didn't know you were one of those.
Two, yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah.
You're like, you know.
I know pie, too.
What is it?
I can do pie forever.
3.168956427.
3.16?
649649685124213.
You know what you are?
You're good Andrew hunting.
Are you good Andrew hunting?
How do you like them apples?
Wow.