Name: The New Rush Hour | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-07-09T07:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The New Rush Hour | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The New Rush Hour | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-09. Transcript available.

just like the old days um it's a movie called rush hour all right the boys
handed us a scene
is there only two of us there's only two there's only two characters all right
well then i want
to be the director no no no why do i bobby you're i don't why do i always have
to be a guy you're
going to be carter and you're going to be lee okay all right lee you know who
lee is in the movie
right no i've never seen rush hour okay so basically you have to tell her the
character
i think it'd be fun to see how she does it okay you know i'm directing all
right so you're lee lee is
is a foreigner who barely speaks english can you put it together yeah ready
exit city street
afternoon lee and carter walk down the street all of a sudden you speaking
english now huh
sorry can i have that line again that's really good no i don't know no it's
good take one seems
racist that was a choice sounds good to me that was a choice yep what's your
choice go ahead lee
a real perfect a little my ass you lied to me i did it again from the top no
from my cut
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry i can't work like this how did you hire i didn't
it's a favor it's a
family friend yeah but you didn't go the casting it's a family friend i had to
do it it's a hire all
right lee and carter walk down the street all of a sudden you're speaking
english now huh
a riddle a little my ass you lied to me i didn't say i didn't you assume i didn't
yeah something's wrong yeah something's wrong mental thing you know he's he's i
can't do asian
it's not asian wait why were you talking about you said foreign asian i said
foreigner i didn't say
asian oh no lee is french yeah he's a french guy in the movie yeah yes his
first name is lee
yeah lee lee bonsoir lee bonsoir you fucking idiot wait but i can't do it lee
petite bonsoir you know
him he's famous okay lee and carter walked down the street i'm still speaking
english now
a little it's the same guy it is but a higher voice go ahead keep going a
little my ass you lied to me
i didn't say i did it you assume i didn't assume i kick your little beijing ass
right now man
i ain't scared of you i know i know you know that little tricky come on
carter starts doing karate moves hi
can you do a french no no you're oh you want to mimic mine yeah all right i'll
do it why don't
you read it i'll be i'll be lee you be carter yeah and then she's got to do it
over so lee and
carter walk down the street all of a sudden you're speaking english now huh
or this though
i love my ass you lied to me
assume i kick your beijing ass right now man i ain't scared of you i know that
that little
tricky come on see that's french
by the way they wrote this was in the script yeah but assume i kick your little
beijing ass right
now man i ain't scared of you i know you ain't i know you that little tricky
shit man he had a good gig huh yeah they did they really wrote for his voice
yeah they did
can you imagine yeah who else could have done that
i don't know cat williams
yeah yeah imagine okay let's let's see if this movie was cat williams yeah you're
cat williams
and who who could lee be who could jackie champion instead well right now they
would probably hire
steven young yeah but then it wouldn't be funny then it's not fish out of water
you know what i mean
then it's just like a regular kid from america can we just have her version of
what you just did got
it ready lee and carter walk down the street all of a sudden you speak english
now huh
a little better better a little my ass you lied to me i didn't say i didn't
that's french you assume
i didn't it sounds french so good so good very good wow marie i'm really proud
of you be an actress
man yeah have you ever thought about acting no i hate it yeah yeah do you miss
the show i do i feel
like you do miss the show you miss us yeah you got to come to um riverside when
we do it when is it
june 9th i mean we'll have already done it when this show comes out
it'll already have happened okay it happened but you want to go to yeah that's
good then
it won't no be a leak do you want to come to riverside and open up the show
open you're going
are you're not reading a character still are you no what does open mean open
the show go out there
introduce us say hello do a little bit of time i can introduce can bobby and i
write jokes for you
in riverside yeah please i would love it how many seats is riverside we're
doing two shows do you guys
even know yeah how many seats are there no no i don't know we're doing two
shows down there let me
i can tell you right now actually here yeah bad friends um we'll write jokes
for you we're gonna
write jokes wait two shows it's uh 1600 a piece so it's 3200 seats oh that'll
be funny be fun
june 9th yeah i can do that you better believe you're doing so we're gonna
write you jokes
for like two minutes i'll do it it's gonna be the longest two minutes of your
life of your life
yeah but can i bring the script or do you have to memorize yeah it'd be too
hard for you to memorize
okay i'll do it cool i'm so excited yeah and jesse will be there yeah we're
gonna see who and by
the way whoever does better gets to keep their spot here on bad friends yeah it's
a fight to the death
okay that's how it goes baby that's how it goes tell me tell us the
relationship's been a year now
with this boy are you gonna move in together move in i don't have money to pay
does he have his own
place no how old is he he's 20. and you're 21. whoa whoa that's pretty gross
are you are there feelings
there's still feelings yeah yeah but i feel like because it's been a year i'm
just like
always mad at him is that normal yeah yeah yeah that's it that's very normal
like i just feel like
i hate his face right now yeah yeah yes yes that's love yeah you're actually
falling in love
yeah what else does he do does he say things that really but the way he says a
word what
word bothers you the way he says it babe yeah babe disgusting like any anytime
he says something i'm just
always angry yeah if he's like hey babe do you want something to eat yeah then
i pissed like
obviously yeah all right right like why do you need to ask so what um yeah you're
gonna be you're
gonna be a great wife i feel so bad for him i just got empathy toward him now
what do you do for him he
sounds like he's very nice do you do something nice for him um i cuddle him
you cuddle him yeah what do you mean you just give him a nice hug what kind of
cuddling it's you're
spooning or you're you're in back you're the big spoon you're the big spoon or
what do you guys
what's this who's in front of you right here is him right so you're the big
spoon standing
oh you hug stand you cuddle standing what that's a hug that's a hug yeah that's
not a cuddle a standing
cuddle is a hug i don't really like cuddles so i just hug him so what do you do
that's nice for this
man i hug him that's the only thing you do you don't like get him any gifts or
anything thoughtful or
do anything for him i got him a skateboard because he likes skateboards that's
very nice nice just the
board or the whole trimmings the whole thing okay where'd you get it from i
forgot the brand
the brand like a place didn't you get it from a place i just ordered it online
that don't order a skateboard online yeah yeah but you don't know what
skateboard company it was
awesome oh okay yeah that's pretty cool really yeah that's a good skip no you
did the right thing
right thing that's really nice cool all right i think this thing's gonna last
forever you think
it's gonna last forever all right so it's not love and you kind of hate him no
i love him i just
hate him right now do you guys say i love you what oh i really like him he's a
nice kid
yeah good luck to you thank you i don't know if i wish luck yeah you know it's
she's not gonna
know his name five years from now yeah that's how it works but what if we're
still together you won't be
that's sad no it's not but i like him a lot i know oh see this is just a test
it's a test it's a test
we wanted to see because he's in the room right now come on out bongolino