Name: Bobby Lee: Space Mermaid | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-07-11T07:00:16.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee: Space Mermaid | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-11. Transcript available.

do his accent i gotta say it and i'll do it i need to hear it first i'll be
back i'll be back
i'll be back i'll be back i'll be back so exhausted so exhausted can you
believe
all of the years i spent all of the years i splint fancy can you make an
animated person
it's schwarzenegra vienna strong yeah right i could do that all of the years
that i spent i spent
lifting weights lifting weights in austria that's good it's pretty good jimmy
do come up post chang
anyway so i always think about like you know this is the only time where my
people could be here in
the last maybe 30 or 40 years what do you mean be here in connecticut no in
america you've been in
america i know i'm just saying for a long time but in the early you know in the
1800s or early 19th
19th century i wouldn't be able to be here i wouldn't have i wouldn't have the
life that i
have now i couldn't do stand-up do you not know about the the one of the most
famous cowboys of
all time no john wang john wang john wang john wang oh i've never heard of him
tell me he come up
he was a famous bank robber whoa yeah that's interesting tell me more about
john wang john
wang hands to the sky and he would go rob banks he literally took trains across
the west and would
rob banks he was a famous this is a real guy really famous john wang yeah yeah
let me see if i can
play him yeah stick him up hands to the sky listen here wang what you've been
through these parts
before you think you're gonna get away with this oh you trick me i don't have a
gun oh you have a
bingo oh john i got you oh john comedian too oh yeah he was a comedian yeah he
made the bank tellers
laugh that's how we got their mind i've never seen you do an asian accent and
you never will
i would love to hear it i know well dude have you seen this video that circulated
about the the howling
or they call it the they call it the what is it called it's called like the i
watched it the other
night about there's a bunch of sailors that they say um what the ones with the
lobster with the eggs no
no no no i was uh kick him out i was uh no no no no no there's a bunch i'm
kidding we kick him out
but i'm kidding no no there's a bunch of sailors that there's a there's a
theory you have to look it
up macone about um getting called into the sea about mermaids they have a siren
the sirens yeah i do i
loved great history do you know about the sirens of the sea yeah i play video
games and sometimes
they're sirens they sing but have you have you heard it there's a video that's
circulating the
internet now of of a guy of a fisherman out in the sea and the siren sounds so
but they can do that in
post i don't know no no no unless i'm on the boat i'm not gonna this is shot on
like a samsung galaxy
oh that's real and he just heard the sound he's recording and he's like listen
to this and he's
showing that there's tracers in the water and he's like what is tracing with us
and his buddy is like
you know nobody knows and then they're hearing the sirens and they start
talking about it and then
all the thread below it is about how the sirens was this old myth that that uh
mermaids would call
sailors to jump in but this used to happen a lot people would kind of lose
their orientation yeah and
they would jump into the sea pirates and sailors and stuff because of the sirens
of these of these
these maidens from the sea it made me really believe in mermaids i genuinely
think it's real
can i ask you this seriously do you not believe in mermaids i don't actually no
no no i'm not saying
listen to me though yeah i'm not saying mermaid in the traditional sense where
you see like half woman
with that fish body below you believe in aliens but we have no idea what they
look like so why wouldn't
you believe in like a merging humanistic form that lives under the sea because
i don't live in space
so i don't know about the aliens do you believe in earth do you believe in them
yeah but because
theoretically there's billions of fucking planets out there some of those
planets probably can support
life but the depth of the ocean the depths of the ocean we we have no idea we
have no clue we know
we know less about the ocean than we know about space oh all right
i mean it's like do you believe in centaurs do i believe that they could have
existed at one point
absolutely really some dude that looks like jason momoa from the waist up do
you think everyone
has looked like you since the beginning of time i hope not we will never
survive i know so we've
changed shape and form do i'm also a deep cut when it comes to humans you're a
pretty shallow cut
what when it comes to humanistic form i mean you're kind of like no i'm like an
original
yeah you're like the beginning stages then they carve it up into something more
beautiful
no that's not like i'm a slab of concrete or kind of yeah you're like the
beginning
you're like no no no no look at you look at that little clay ball trying to get
up in the chair
when aliens come down here they're gonna look at me and they go wow they did it
wow they finally it up oh no the other way well the other way yeah well wow
they make one of these
too we have some on our planet yeah yeah yeah we play with them and they live
in the bottom of
the our oceans so wait yeah the mermaid in space is you i'm a space you're a
space mermaid to them
you're a mermaid yeah yeah i like that you really do believe in mermaids i'll
be honest 100 what
would your siren can i hear your siren call i i don't believe in them so i
shouldn't have you
are a mermaid of space what's your siren call in space
see
suck it i would steer towards i would say suck it in space
suck it suck it but then some people at the end is she saying suck it what is
she saying at the end
suck it socket yeah there's no sound in space there is sound there is sound if
he's on a planet
okay okay it's on mars checks out checks out yeah dude imagine though if we
could take a space
whoa what is that what is that
bobby we have to go towards that you know what that sounds like
eat it
i absolutely believe in mermaids wow i believe in something else there's other
life forms underneath
the ocean that we have no idea about i don't know what it looks i believe in
minotaurs
sure we saw one we know one who
you don't think that in one time i wish we could just say whatever we want in
life
we can i know i said we can't i wish we could do i wish in our society we could
just do a podcast where
there's no cutting no consequences no consequences nothing with it we could
just be free and say
whatever you want and not about as free as we can get no we're not because we
we are cutting
a lot out i want to be able to say anything i want yeah but then you get there's
consequences
i don't want consequences well why should there be consequences with the things
that you say
because what do you mean because because because you're you're broadcasting
this to hundreds of
thousands of people yeah right so grow up grow up no it's comedy here's the
deal we say as much as we
can in a free form without trying to make people feel bad yes because you don't
want to hurt people
yeah yeah i know but you're right because people have said things about you
that you don't like
and me i understand that but still they should have every right to do and i don't
think i should
be able to ruin their life because they said it but sometimes it's fun to want
to ruin their lives
like fatties i want to talk about fatties man people that are chubby whatever
well do you think
you're allowed to talk about something you can fall in the category but because
you're a little
chunky right now don't you think you fall in the category yeah that's why i
think i can well you can
i've gained weight huh a little bit stop sucking in your stomach no i've gained
weight i see you
doing it right now let it go see there it is i i feel i've gained weight i
gained so much weight can
i can i tip you off as maybe why cookies you're you ordered four sandwiches
that were this big yeah yeah
he ordered four sandwiches and you didn't even finish them i gave him a cone
because by the way
he eats once a month and you you left all of them in the on the table in the
fridge with one bite
out with one bite it's so wasteful so what no that's no no good wasteful that's
no it's so wasteful
wasteful yeah that's what your pants say when you put them on because let me
say something
you know you know like the sea creatures out there yeah you know sea creatures
like my little mermaid
little mermaids yeah you know they're like islands made out of plastics that we
human beings throw out
there we're cleaning them up i don't want them to you want them to to pollute
the ocean more no
it's not you're not polluting because they float plastic yeah and you know
ducks and seagulls
they can relax on them okay so check it out everybody at home please start
throwing plastic bottles
back into the ocean i i agree with this i think we should i always see if look
at those colors
look at that pink straw that's jabbed into that duck's eye also when the
plastic melts it creates
beautiful colors in the exactly yeah when the plastic melts it's good for the
fish it's so good you know
anyway that's just my tool well tell me what you want to talk about fat people
then because you're
fat now so go ahead no i don't but you're not i don't think i have a broader
point i want to say
well give it to me i am giving it to you now i just saying that like you know
how freeing would it
be if we could just say exactly what we want and how we feel about certain
things but is it how you
really feel or you know it's a joke so you're saying i think it's a joke but
still it's like i
want to be able to go there you know but you can't go ahead how do you feel
about i can't fat people
how do you feel about i hate them oh wow here we go i love them i love them no
see you just said you
wanted to be free yeah so then be free no what i'm saying yeah you're right but
you know my bro my
brother this is my point you don't actually want to say it you're right because
if you did you but i
want to i want the freedom to have that as an option though it is it is you of
course you can there is
consequences you can go you can go around town saying whatever you want
something may happen because
of it yeah well that's the whole point so we pick and choose what we what we're
okay with maybe saying
yeah but i think that words and actions are two different things yeah but one
can lead to the other
that is true they're not mutually exclusive but they can you're right you go to
go to an all-black
neighborhood yell the n-word see if anything happens i would never do that it's
not funny i know that's
my point yeah that's what i'm talking about what are you talking about in a
comedic way if we could
talk about certain things i mean like for instance the whole trans-atlantic
thing we did yeah it was fun
i know but in many ways we might not even be able to fucking air that what are
you talking about
or when i did asian accent yeah no that one we're keeping it i know we are