Name: Bobby Lee's Ridiculous Food Orders (With PROOF) | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-07-22T19:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Ridiculous Food Orders (With PROOF) | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Ridiculous Food Orders (With PROOF) | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-22. Transcript available.

yeah uh it's cool you guys moved in this nice new studio and then you spent uh
13 cents on
your guest chairs like this seems like a real desk hey this guy hollywood huh jesus
christ
burke chrysher sat on that chair last week you know how many legends have sat
in those chairs
name name three burke chrysher okay uh uh uh who else uh tolula kalita you don't
know tolula
kadita yeah i do it's like one of the hottest young movie stars out right now
who is it what's he in
tolula kadita is a girl what she is what you can't say two made-up names yeah
yeah tolula kadita is a
very famous movie star can i say this what i think you're wrong she's in paul
mamets's new movie uh to
change a name okay dude i watch movies at the level of house party and then
nothing to change a name was
a great movie to change the name was so good paul rudd's in it by the way tolula
is not uh
airplane material is my point hey and that's fine that's fine you gotta get her
and ben kingsley
paul rudd uh uh ben kingsley tilda swinton is in it yep oh i thought you're
talking about people
that sat in this chair i was like gee okay i didn't know you got tolula sir ben
kingsley to
sit in this inflate who else is sat in that chair that we can think of um bruce
willis bruce willis
really yeah b-dub yeah after the brain thing well after the brain thing he was
confused he
thought this was a dental office yeah a lot of people a lot of famous people no
you know why
we got saying that i'm like you know you could be the most famous person that's
sat there that's
true you could be the most is that what that's not what i'm fishing for does it
feel good yeah i mean i
like so i don't say i don't pressure broke it last week when he was on yeah
yeah right sure broke it
yeah and i would you know and you had to go you had to go back to uh the like
target i don't even know
i'm trying to think of a shittier store than target there is to get that yeah
to get this store actually
we go to those from amazon those are just jeff bezos handmade those those are
bezos stitch he does
a lot of good seven thousand dollar i take it back well the best part was we
opened up the rear
uh deflator on that so when bert got in here he sat in and at the course of the
podcast he slowly sunk
into nothingness and then broke the braces on the bottom because he's such a
tard and uh when he was
sitting next to mateo and mateo kept looking at him like why is he like down so
why is he like
and he kept sinking into the thing and he was like did i do it did he assume
that he was just too
big for the chair correct yeah of course but which we planned and knew
immediately and i said he'll
he'll think it's him and they were like i don't know i go he will 100 think he
broke the chair well
dude i think i'm gonna break this chair so no no you're a sinny mini dude you're
a tiny little boy
you're a tiny boy don't call him that no i'm medium-sized you're a tiny boy do
you think
you barely know you and i would be 168 no dude you're way off once one 182 170.
no uh i'm 190
pounds i just went to the doctor really are you really 190 steel there's steel
underneath it yeah
and i just lost like eight pounds i was fatter thank you how tall are you thank
you five foot eight
oh yeah jealous jealous jealous i always thought you were a shorter guy well
yeah technically when
i see you on screen it's like five four yeah i get that a lot yeah yeah yeah
that's you're
projecting because you're a tiny little man you know the way you say it though
is rude how else
do you want me to say it you're projecting because you're you're tiny and
little like tiny little
because tiny and little are two different worlds there's two different words so
i'm both tiny and
little correct that's up you're tiny because it's true but don't say asian tiny
here we go and little
he's compact you can be small spaces okay uh i will say i don't know this story
this is a bad story but
uh it all it like i was like damn i hope to get that level someday uh i was
like probably 22 or
something and we went to greenblatt's me and you who's me me you me and you
yeah me and you i remember
one other person yeah i don't know yeah who else was there uh i don't know
somebody one other person
and uh we were eating at greenblatt's and you ordered so many goddamn beverages
you ordered like
20 like not 20 but like legit like six or seven different beverages let me tell
you something adam
and i was like nothing's changed that's the best that's how to do it and now i'm
that
asshole i don't thank you yeah i influenced you yeah you did yeah yeah do you
why now what no why
why do you think i do that because you want to you want to taste a little
variety yeah variety
right it's like in my in my okay you know when i do right yeah i do black mexican
white variety
baby that makes you don't do black or mexican they why they don't white white
most almost exclusively
white yeah okay sometimes sometimes uh asians no i i had mexican girlfriend
christine portillo did
you ever meet christine i don't remember okay 30 years ago yeah it's fine i've
had them before
that's what i'm saying please don't call me a racist you are i love vaginas
sure of all colors yeah
anyway i like variety that's why i order a bunch of stuff yeah no you do that
because you're an addict
and you're trying to have balance that's why he orders all the appetizers the
addict we go to
the drug drug fiend is laughing we'll get into that we'll get into that right
here huh fiend but
every time we go to any restaurant he orders literally four or five appetizers
on the menu
and he doesn't really touch any of them they just it's just a waste money to
show that he can he can
do it and i liked it yeah yeah i'm saying that i appreciated that and uh i
ripped that page out of
your your playbook you so you still kind of do it i still kind of do it so if
you're out with a
friend right at your like let's say what's a nice restaurant in la boa yeah
okay well you want to
try a bunch of different things you don't want to just come and you get the
spoon marrow but you
eat i look you look like a guy bone marrow you eat the bone marrow i have eaten
bone marrow i'm not like
super no no adam you're a bone marrow guy you're a bone marrow guy your friend
says it you're a bone
mare okay i forget where you came from yeah back in nebraska you were eating
bone marrow that's probably
when they have two types of caviar do you do the expensive one a little the
cheaper one i would
probably try both if they have both i love your attitude yeah we're doing oak
and stone this is me
texting the group on the road and carlos's response is caesar salad please all
carlos got was a caesar
salad bobby got garlicky chicken parm chicken wings philly cheesesteak egg
rolls the pretzels barbecue
bacon cheeseburger dude what a swing the egg rolls into pretzels i don't know
if i've ever seen anyone
after an egg roll decide they need a full-on he's a carb god this guy's carb
god he does not he's
never needed to avoid that bomb yeah baby what do you mean you're a carb god
you consume i gave up
man he ate a whole loaf of bread at one of the restaurants we went to they they
give you the
bread they just kept cutting it up and he just kept taking it and they would
fill it back in and
he took it and he ate the whole loaf it was okay charles bicasco they're
laughing at me drug drug drug
fiend i know you drug fee yeah i know what you did on the road man yeah you
were there with me i know
it was crazy though anyway but you weren't doing any drugs you don't do any
drugs that's right you
were a good boy yeah what else did i did you learn from me that was it yeah
yeah and then i saw your
act i'm like i'm not gonna take anything yeah yeah but i gave you that yeah
yeah that's good adam how
often are you dipping back into stand-up dude i haven't been in in so long i i
uh what are we
talking how was the last time uh my last was my special in 2018. wow i did in
2018. i was gonna
take 19 off because i had a lot of uh acting work and i was like i don't want
to have to like dip out
on weekends yeah i just want to chill and then i was like the goal was to get
back in 2020 and then
the pandemic hit and then since then nothing do you think you'll go back or no
i think so yeah i'm
getting the itch now why why though because it's fun like i look at you guys
and i'm like jealous of
you on the road it seems like we are having the most fun yeah it's the most fun
i've had in years
we have a blast a real blast okay yeah and there's no there's nothing in that
water
no we're having a really good blast yeah but i'm just saying we're having a
real good
blast we're a good blast but what i'm saying though is is that um you know i i
look at you and i go wow
adam is really you know you didn't move with denaro all the stuff right it's
like if i was in that
position i probably wouldn't do stand up until yeah but you never will be in
that position that's what
i'm saying you gotta keep doing it i think no dude he's never gonna be there
dude no adam he's never
gonna get there it burns so bad you know you we started wrong today yeah yeah
dude he's never gonna get
that yeah yeah okay well i probably won't you know what though i'm gonna try
this is this is great too
and i i think i am gonna get back to uh to it at some point but you should
right now is when i should
i'm just being lazy like there there's a strike happening i can't actually yeah
there's nothing
really going on work so is that why the buddy your buddy flew in he flew in
yeah we're doing a i'm i'm
ripping a page out of both your playbooks and we're doing a live podcast are
you really yeah at the
irvine improv me and the work when when when when this is important our podcast
literally on wednesday
yeah this is you know what we're doing it'll already be doing two huge shows in
riverside friday you
should do a guest spot that'd be fun do you want to come do that i mean you're
more than welcome i'm
gone i'm doing a thing for nascar what do you like better that's why i got this
hat made
and also i knew you guys wouldn't bring up the movie so i literally had a piece
of wear