Name: An Annoying Drunk Fan Lies To Andrew & Bobby ON STAGE During the Tour! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'An Annoying Drunk Fan Lies To Andrew & Bobby ON STAGE During the Tour! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-28. Transcript available.

need to tell you a story that this is about that this is about what i'm at the
event yesterday in
vegas uh-huh and a woman comes up to me and says oh man we're such huge bad
friend fan me and my
husband hey he waves i said hi what's up she goes how do you wave hey he waves
oh like that okay yeah
and he goes uh we went to philly at the met and you guys came out here for the
tournament he says
yeah we loved it was so incredible and then he goes ask him ask him and i was
like what and she
goes the girl that said her husband died at uh at a boating accident she
brought this up and i said
yeah and she goes she was a plant wasn't she i said no we don't have any plants
at our show no there's
no such thing there's no greenery what do we plant no plants no plants trees
and stuff yeah she wants
to know if there was foliage they're part of the foliage she was like you guys
plant her i said
we've never done that anyone that's from the audience that gets on a part of
the show it's
organic or organic she goes no way you you guys did that i said lady not only
did we not plan her
she was a liar her husband was alive a lie she said he died yeah we believed it
yeah we we had
a moment of silence on stage i think well then we were like dude dude because
he died in a boating
accent we did make a lot of boat jokes we did made a lot of very good ones but
she called me backstage
and she was just kind of um i mean if you're listening hi um but um it was a
little weird back
there it was clever of her yeah she tricked us she but she boozled me we
brought them all that her and
her three friends backstage yeah and it got a little weird i got mad i i i
think i got mad well because
you felt duped you thought her husband i don't like being duped or tricked you
are not a dupe yeah
nobody better dupe bobby from now on speaking of someone dude dude like during
i was there during
pearl harbor that's a big dupe and i was sleeping no my cousin my cousin's in
the u.s
navy dude that's right that's right right i was sleeping in his bunk we're at
the second bunk man
yeah siren you know what i mean that's what the sower inside yeah that's right
i don't know what
going on what going on because you know i mean i back then i had an accent
right of course yeah it
was a long time what going on right and explosions this and that my cousin died
my point is is that was
trickery too that was bamboozlement yeah and i don't like it i got laid that
night too whoa during pearl
harbor no the night that that lady lied in the green room yeah because that's
what you do
no no it wasn't you grabbed me the liars first of all let me say something
right now okay i'm not
looking for anything right now by the way you're you're you're good you're good
i'm good the way i
am and the way life is that's right but my point is is that i know your heart
and it's dark no i was
such a good friend to you the whole tour no you're not that's insane i had your
back i bought you elf bars
jewel pods oh yeah oh yeah yeah some chips yeah i forgot you're our friend this
is such a 22nd
century friend i bought elf bars jewel pods i'm your best friend but so thanks
for those but um
yeah let me think about it and then um and then i got closer to you and jesse
that was good yeah that's
cool yeah and you got a face tattoo no it's a star face it's like for a pimple
i put it on there but
it's the pride one why just are you trolling you know that's true this is
called gay baiting and
they don't like it really yeah yeah no in the gay community they think it's
that's a very no no no
i just support get skin colored next time yeah okay well you don't even believe
in the kind of things
you say about the lgbt what do i say right what do i say about them other than
why don't they're going
to hell what do you mean oh my god that's so you said that no on the bus you
said they don't belong
in the same schools as us i did not see you said that man whoa you're right you're
right you know
what you're right that's insane i gotta tell you though yeah an all-gay school
would be very fun to
visit oh i would love oh my god would they get any work done i don't think
nothing would get
taught yeah yeah nothing singing everything it would just be just and partying
yeah you know white
out you don't use white out you just come it works just as good yeah you're gay
baiting
it's actually it's actually i never said that by the way everyone listening i
love the gays i love
the lgbt and the other letters that are i don't know it gets longer clearly bobby
has never said that
they should be in different schools that's why would i say that that's just he
said they should have
different water fountains but that's i understand what he's saying yeah i think
white people should have
their own too and asians should have the art and the asian one will be cleaner
and it would have
like other things that it does like the toilets it's a little soy sauce uh dispenser
you know that
you know that we already have why would i have soy sauce in the water you guys
always have rice on
your person you always have water fountain we'd have another fountain for rice
no no want to get two
birds at once yeah by the way we do have we do have asian water fountains and
white water fountains
already when you go look up school water fountains there's always one at
regular height there's always
one low to the ground those are for the little people dude that's you no that's
not for me those
are made for asians you can't you can't tell me those are made for there's not
that many little
people yeah no they're those way more asians there's billions of you guys yeah
they built that
for you and go to images in a school yeah you can buy one though too okay can
we have one of those
inside of the office you know what they should have then uh the one like on the
roof for like
gigantism we should just do it for every size you look there they are put that
up that's for me and
for you you know that is me and you 100 yeah and can i say something we peed
one time in a bathroom
together and i had took the little one yeah and you giggled i did what a piece
of but also i can
see over the divider so i can see when you i can see your little penis in the
in the not little
penis regular penis what is that what's that what are you doing what is that
what are you doing
what are you doing it's a kid with gigantism that's what a kid looks like with
gigantism
oh no oh no carlos carlos carlos why would you start that thank god carlos why
do you start
you ever have a baby it's going to come out all up yeah 100 it's going to have
a hand here it's
going to be just the foot's going to be gigantism the hands going to be midget
scoliosis it's
going to be a whole thing and a progeria and all that you're all that you're
done dude don't ever
have a baby dude first of all because you're evil dude you're an evil boy who
gay baits and i'm evil
because i laugh every time he puts out a fucked up thing i know i laugh it's so
not good you know what
a girl said to me actually this bothered me a lot i've never seen a baby i've
never seen it either
thank you god bless thank you very nice thank you you're earning some points a
girl a girl said to me i
should be repulsed by carlos yeah but i'm oddly attracted to him a random girl
said that to me
yeah women are yeah in vegas no girl goes i should be repulsed she i love bad
friends i said thank you
she said i should be repulsed by carlos verbatim she goes but i'm oddly
attracted to him and i said
what is it and she goes i think because he's like an honest little grimy weirdo
and i that was such a
great phrase an honest little grimy weirdo that's what um the liar girl she
said i was bobby's sneaky
little friend and i'm like oh that's a great way to describe me why you're not
sneaky you're grimy
okay yeah you're grimy with a little sneak with a hint of sneak little babe
sneak you know what i did
i did something grimy a couple weeks ago give it tell us more i went to a milking
table
okay what do you mean wait wait you used one wait wait no i like clockwork
orange one of those bars
no no no not like not like i love those not you were drinking milko villa set
no no not the
hallucinogenic milk no i went to this it's like reverse massage where you get
on a table and there's
a hole we had one of these in the first season of dave we premiere we had it on
the show i pull
into the garage and he's getting milked you put your cock through a table and
they milk you from the
box exactly i went to one of those wait a minute you went to you went to there's
a place that has
these no it's just someone's apartment i was going to say but she's certified
in milking i guess wait
so how many people were getting milked it was just me wait wait wait it's
somebody that you met on an
app no it was like through a website a website so it's a sexual thing yeah you
paid how much was it
it's cheaper than you think because there's no sex it was only 200 and then you
you put your penis
through there and then what happens and then she goes under and milks you like
you're a cow or
some and you have to move you know do you have to