Name: Rick Glassman Annoys Us w/ BEAT BOXING! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rick Glassman Annoys Us w/ BEAT BOXING! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-02. Transcript available.

when i found out you were doing a podcast you're really good at beatboxing and
that kind of turned
me on i know i heard it go ahead while i was giving you a compliment could you
wrap it
have you you know him beatboxing obviously you have to he's an unbelievable
beatboxer can i
beatbox i don't know how to wrap no you have to wrap it yeah that's the whole
point wait a minute
can you beatbox him and the question beatbox him the question go ahead no no i
want you to
beatbox him the question no he was gonna give me a compliment beatbox me the
compliment beatbox
him the compliment that's a great merch beatbox me the compliment i forgot what
compliment
what was my compliment oh yeah okay ready when i found no no stop please keep
going
it sounds like a mentally challenged asian person let me finish
nice pretty good huh yeah really good you do it you beatbox that's fun that was
really good thank
why fine could you do that and you rap over it yeah yeah ready yeah
when i found out you had a podcast it's like you're turning into a frog yeah
andrew honestly have you heard a beatbox go do it watch this
i can't do it man you can't be put on the spot for a beatbox you are so good at
it yeah ready
okay go leave me in
i came from overseas on a boat on my knees
had to swab the poop deck kept getting poop on the poop deck it's bobby lee
it's bobby lee
oh it's bobby lee
really good question if late night comes back could that be your intro music i
wish
why i would love to have a late night show yeah we should have a late like an
after after
hour show so we could finally say the things that like people are too scared to
say because
it's so late should we say it at the same time and they'll blank it out yeah
ready one two three
wow wow i thought you guys were not going to do it i was a little offended i
did it
it's bobby bobby lee i'm on a boat i'm on a boat i gotta work for my wages i'm
bobby lee i blew the
i blew the captain he gave me a free ticket from south korea this is my first
cruise my name is bobby lee
I love to the upper deck and beneath the sea.
But if I kind of got into gambling, I'd be afraid I'd bet all of my money.
My name is Bobby Lee.
Bobby, Bobby Lee.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
Come on, do it.
Come on, that would have been a great place to do it.
Please do it.
You can't ask.
You can't ask.
It's got to happen.
I'll tell you one thing.
After the podcast.
Okay.
Wow.
This has been a human experience.
It is.
It's uplifting.
It's God-like.
It's God-like.
It's another level.
I feel the same.
What?
You know I feel the same way?
What?
Honestly.
Cleveland's finest right there.
You're good.
Cleveland's finest.
You're real good.
See that?
They can't do that in Cincinnati.
Hey, careful.
I refer to myself as a he.
They can't do that in Cincinnati.
Listen to me talk about the things in my mind.
Everything I do, I feel so sublime.
It's sick and tired of the motions that be holding me down.
And then I'll find my brand account.
He is sad, but has a red, big, red nose.
He has silly hair and the makeup that goes like the sugar when he smiles.
The sugar when he groans.
But never underneath the cellophane in the ground.
In the ground, I will bury you.
I will make you freeze before the coffin drops.
Brother.
I forgot to tell you, I'm doing like wrestling.
I'm working on a wrestling guy.
I like wrestling guy.
Oh, my God.
You listen to me and you listen good, brother.
If you don't put your headphones back on this minute, I'll make you wish you
could never hear again.
Do your wrestling guy.
Let's hear yours.
Yeah, brother.
I'll tell you right now.
Me and me and Saliba Hasona.
Together, man, we'll brush your baby all day, man.
Andrew, I'm going to hear yours.
Bobby's ears wasn't good.
Andrew, go ahead.
I thought it was actually really good.
It was funny, but it's like, ha-ha, look at the clown.
It wasn't like he wasn't going to play a wrestling guy.
That guy was not going to be able to wrestle.
That was so stupid.
No sex at all.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, fuck.
All right, I'm down.
All of your impressions sound like you're turning into a frog.
You do are very frog-like.
Can I have the gun?
Andrew, can I have the gun for the rest of this?
Oh, my God.
The gun?
Gone.
Gone.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Andrew, could we hear you're a wrestling guy?
Oh, yeah.
You want to step into the ring with me?
Oh.
I'll dismember your entire body in front of your whole family.
They'll be calling state to state, county to county, begging to find out who
ripped you
to shreds.
It is I, the Red Baron of Pain, the Royal Rumbler, the Wreckage Wrestler, the
Red, Rowdy, Redhead from space.
How's that?
Oh, what a gift.
That guy.
Now that's how you do it.
Bobby, maybe you just needed a gong.
Yeah.
Let's try it again.
I'm not doing it again.
You got it.
Bobby, just, you know that poison inside of your bottle of a body?
Yeah.
This is where it's literally spilling out.
Let it out.
And you, your voice is the melting glass of the bottle.
Okay.
Let it out.
The afternoon before sunset.
Primal, deep, look at me.
No, for real, Bobby, Bobby, look at me.
Look at me for a second.
There's a difference between talking up here and talking primal.
All right.
Yeah, let me hear it.
Bring it down.
Yeah, but you have to pronunciate.
I ain't going to.
I'm just kidding.
More Japanese.
More Japanese.
No, I don't want to do more Japanese.
More Japanese.
I want to feel this character.
I want to feel like I can do something.
We can't sell Korean.
The networks don't like it.
They need Japanese.
Yeah, but I don't, can I just be this guy?
Yes, one thing at a time.
Yeah.
No, you're not coming.
Well, I'm not.
No, no, let him feel it.
I like that.
Keep coming.
Let him feel it.
Okay.
Keep going.
Do that a couple more times.
Yeah.
The night has risen between the two thoughts of my own impressions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Creating malice and mayhem within your mind will contemplate all the season's
greetings.
I'll rip the bones within each other when it comes to a cascade of thought and
expression.
You will see the fucking fury of my mind's eye.
Create the holes that you dig within the barriers of your own truth.
I am Yellow Thunder of Knife Swings 2000.
Whoa, that's the newest addition.
That's good.
That was good.
There goes the Yellow Swings of Knife Thunder 2000.