Name: Bobby Lee Goes Down To 'Bama | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Goes Down To 'Bama | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-07. Transcript available.

Play a cricket who lives in Alabama.
Wait.
What's going on?
I'm a cricket.
You don't have to tell us what you are.
Just read the lines.
Just read the lines.
You know, it's a dinner date.
My name is Bob Hoskins.
Is that a real person?
It says Bob Hodgkins.
Oh, yeah.
He has cancer.
Is that the cricket noise?
Yeah.
My name is Bob.
I'm a guy.
You know what?
I think it's safe to date this girl.
I'm not good, right?
Give me another shot.
Give me something else.
Go ahead, Juice.
You got one.
What character can you play?
Okay.
You are a dragon.
A dragon.
Relax.
You don't even know the fucking scene yet.
I know, but I got to get into dragon mode.
You just woke up from 300 years of
slumber.
That part he'll kill.
I'm kind of giving it up a softball here.
Yeah.
It's a softball player?
It's a softball playing dragon.
What?
Who just woke up for 300 years of sleep
and you're at the championship game
and you're at the plate.
Yeah.
And the catcher is talking shit.
Wait.
Once I wake up.
Where's my bat?
Where's my bat?
Hey, man.
Just step up and hit the ball.
That's it.
That's really good.
Thank you.
I know.
Well, you do one then.
Fucking make a character.
I'll do it right now.
All right.
High energy.
Easy.
Right.
High energy.
Almost meth-like.
Right?
Speedy.
Speedy.
Sloth.
A sloth.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's lines.
Excuse me.
Yeah, yeah.
There's lines, sir.
Read the lines.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do me a favor.
Very good.
Damn, that's good.
That's good, right?
Yeah, a little slower, probably the language, dialogue, but...
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Do it again.
Slower.
He, like, hid it out of the car.
I couldn't have done it any better.
All right.
I feel like you got to give me the gig.
You got to give me the gig.
You got it.
You got it.
I've been watching a lot of that fucking, not planet Earth, but it's like the
Our Planet 2.
Oh, I've seen Our Planets.
Our Planet, the second one.
Yeah.
And this one's got a lot more killing.
You know how the other one, kind of, they look away when the kill is about to
happen?
Yeah.
Not this one, dude.
Yeah.
They showed little baby sea turtles trying to get to the water.
Oh, dude.
Dude.
It's awesome.
Just a fucking bird just coming down, just smoking it, dude.
And one guy got flipped over by a bird, and a little turtle couldn't get back
over, and
a crab just came and grabbed it and went away.
It was so dope.
There was one I saw where there was, like, iguanas in Mid-Island.
They have their babies, right?
Yes.
And the snakes are just chilling, like, look at these idiots, right?
And they would just get them, and I'm like, you know what I mean?
How about do it closer to the fucking water, bitch?
Show me how they get them.
Chill me.
I like when you animate it.
Look at the snake chilling.
There he is.
Hey, Frankie, there they are again.
Another year.
Stupid idiots.
Yeah.
So check this out.
Look at the one right there.
The little, uh, the one with the-
Ah, the juicy one.
Well, I was going to say something else.
What?
I think it was born.
Okay.
You know, no, say it.
I know you don't want to get canceled, but say it.
No.
Look at that little one with the-
I think it's missing a little hand.
Okay.
And its spine is twisty, you know?
Oh, no.
Yeah, look at that one.
Easy Pickens.
Wait, wait, no.
Oh, I'm having the best day of my life by this water.
Forget Easy Pickens.
What do you call that, Frankie?
Frankie, what do you call that?
It starts with an R.
A Liz Tart.
It's a Liz Tart.
Let's get it.
Wrap you up and take you down, baby.
I feel bad for the Guanova.
Happy for the snakes.
I know.
Hold on a second.
Oh, what?
He had to get his vape off the charger.
Dude, you-
That's so funny.
You made it out to be like,
you forgot you had to do something important.
Yeah.
Like, shit, I had to call my mom.
No, it's just-
It turned green.
I was like, that's my time.
It's my time.
I thought we're going to put away vapes.
I know.
I just-
It's Carlos' fault.
There's no way those things-
It's not good.
It's not good.
You know what?
Can I be honest with you?
My right arm is tingly.
Like all the time?
Smoke up, baby.
Like all the time.
It tingles.
And the other night, dude,
something fucking happened.
I literally thought I was having a stroke.
So at 4, 3 in the morning,
I had a pinch in my back
where I went,
ow, ow, ow, ow.
I like verbally said,
ow, ow, ow, ow.
And I had to stand up
and I had to bang my back against the wall
to where it was hurting.
But it was so excruciatingly hurtful
and painful
that I almost went to the hospital.
With the pinch in your back,
where?
How high?
Mid-back,
in the middle of my back,
maybe off to the right a little bit.
It fucking hurt that bad.
Like your right,
it sounds like you might be talking about your heart.
Your left.
Okay, never mind.
Just making sure you weren't having a heart attack.
The back heart part.
The back heart part?
Yeah.
Is the back heart part important?
It's the whole,
your whole back is your back heart part.
Yeah, but it isn't important.
Very.
It's probably the most important, they say.
That's why they tell you to sleep on your side,
not on your back.
Yeah, I slammed it
and then eventually
I did some breathing exercises
and it went away.
What were they?
And I held my breath in
and I calmed my nerves
and it just slowly went away.
Really?
Yeah.
I also did downward dog.
Yeah, I love downward dog.
I did downward dog.
You know,
I did some yoga stuff that I've learned.
You know what I mean?
Downward syndrome dog, yours.
Yeah.
Yeah, downward syndrome.
Yeah.
Downward syndrome.
Yeah.
I was doing downward syndrome dog
and eventually, you know,
and doing those positions.
You know what I mean?
Eventually, I had my own Olympics.
Yeah.
You know what I saw when you said to me,
it reminded me,
when you said about him
not being able to look you,
you not being able to look him in the eye,
I saw the image of you
like looking down
when he looks at you
and it made me really sad.
Really?
Yeah, because I want to just
bring this back to the beginning.
I love you so much.
Thank you.
I love you too.
That's all I wanted.
I feel like we moved past it.
No, honestly.
But then you brought it back up.
I love you so much
and I talk about you
all the time to people.
Constantly.
And I always go.
Like, who's that creep
staring at me over there?
No, I always say like,
who do you think is the next thing up?
I think she is.
Well, you deserve the continuation.
You texted me the other day
about bad news, but.
It ended up being really good news.
What was the bad news?
I didn't get JFL.
I didn't, but it, but it.
What?
But here's what happened.
No, no, what?
Yeah, I know.
I love you so much.
Well, what?
She didn't get it.
That's insane.
Well, I was sad about it
for a few hours,
but I got over it
because what happened was.
I know, trust me.
No, no, no.
No, you, no.
Don't get over it.
It's a war.
It's a war.
Well.
It's so, no.
No, no.
It's a diss on us.
It's a diss.
They think that agents
have the power.
By getting over it,
I meant it actually
brought the power back
into what I want to do
and what I want to create.
I started bringing the trumpet
back into my act
and really just like
feeling fearless
of what I'm doing
because I'm tired of like
auditioning for a while.
Yeah.
I'm tired of like
showing off for these people
I want to like me.
It's like,
maybe it's just not the time,
you know,
but I don't know
if I'll do it again.
This is the time.
Fuck the trumpet.
But I have so many people
supporting me now
from bad friends,
from you guys,
like going on the road.
Stop being positive.
But here we-
Let's go negative.
Let's stay in the dark place
for a second, okay?
There is a dark sliver
to this where I'm like,
I'm done doing this stuff.
Right.
I'm going to focus
on the support I have.
War!
We're going to war!