Name: The Bad Friends Wedding!!!! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-08-11T19:00:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Bad Friends Wedding!!!! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Bad Friends Wedding!!!! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-11. Transcript available.

the wedding was a beautiful affair i'm sure and i'm sorry that we weren't
invited because we didn't
know you then but would would you have invited us like now that you know us
would you invite us
a freaking course i would invite you we wouldn't go no we wouldn't go what
would you would you let
us would you let bobby and i officiate the wedding that would be amazing yeah
that would be an honor
we should officiate weddings yeah and also i've never seen in a wedding where
you know how that
does it you know how they add the priest preacher asks is a priest or whatever
okay who gives a
shit who gives a shit and they ask is there anybody in the audience that uh if
there anybody
wait it says if anybody in the audience if anybody object objects to this
something like that say
please speak now or forever hold your peace yeah but how come nobody says
anything i always want to
say something what would you say like i don't like it how about this here it is
yeah yeah if anybody
if anyone me me sir let me get there okay if anyone objects to these two
falling in love
sir one moment if anyone objects to these two falling in stop shooting
fireworks inside the
church sir flares flares this is a great sketch he never even gets to finish
yeah yeah if any sir
please yeah yeah waving a flag yeah what would you say okay how about this this
is a bad scenario but
it's real imagine kalilah's getting married oh and you're there there's no way
what would you say
i'm the preacher by the way i'm gonna marry kalilah her new husband yeah if
anyone objects in here to
these two being lawfully married speak now forever hold your peace i would go
right here yes oh yes
sir uh and everyone would have a question to kalilah everyone go oh yeah hey
kalilah i have a
question yes what's up who do you think i should use as my next host for tiger
belly
because obviously this is done
right and then she was like what yeah i was uh stef tolov i mean i have a list
you know i mean of people that you know i mean you know because this is
definitely a betrayal all right
this is real what if she does what if she does get married she won't in the
next couple of years i don't
think so what if would you allow it or would you protest the marriage would you
stand outside on
the steps because you know i'll be i'm brothers in arms with you i'll do
whatever you want
i would no i mean you want the honest truth and not comedy version i like
comedy more than
anything no no give me give me whatever you want oh so what's the question
what's the question it will hurt in two years it would hurt three years if she
said it would hurt
but would you go i have to go you have to go i have to go i don't think you
have to go well i
still do things with the family that i don't want to do but i do anyway right i
just feel like it's a
part of the my family it's a part of it is a party yeah so it's like like i'm
going to go to hawaii next
week do i want to go i don't really not really but i'm going to go because they're
going to be
there and i want to participate that's not what she said what'd she say she
said that you asked to go
you know andreas it's funny i literally you know at times you do at times dude
i have no idea
whose team you're on i don't know who's team he's on yeah he's changed yeah
yeah ever since he got
naturalized once he got his citizenship this guy's acted like a fucking dickhead
you know you know for
me is as a producer i would go where the money is yeah and i would go where the
numbers are that's
right right but not this guy he doesn't want to make a living nope right you
want to play fire
dude right and guess what happens you get burned baby get buried you son of a
bitch yeah the truth
is this okay is is that first of all in order for her to get married she would
really have to fall in
love because she's much like me right it takes a little it takes it's a long
journey to her heart
yeah and if some guy is was going to be able to weather the mountainous regions
right and the valleys
you know me and swim the oceans to her heart then i would obviously support it
right you know
what i mean unless it was unless it was um if it was somebody what if it was
someone we know that's
what i'm saying if it was a guy that i know and i feel like there's some sort
of like trickery like
ian edwards like that could happen yeah because he's good looking he's cool the
other night she
was like he's smooth she was so funny and she saw ian from far away and she
goes is that ian
she goes oh i'm gonna go say hi and she ran over and then she also hugged jamar
neighbors
well well what you think they poke i think they thought about it yeah jamar is
jacked yeah so if
um if it was either ian or jamar i would be fine with it marriage yeah oh
because it'll never happen
i gotta tell you what i i know if you and your wife i know you would handle if
you and your wife
yeah get to divorce uh-huh okay yeah would you support our marriage you to my
wife
as a punishment as a punishment for her what i would do would you end the bad
friends no
see that's how deep we run yeah okay that's how deep we run it but also i would
know that not only
what are you doing i've never seen you do this before now this is insane
you went mafia yeah so this is my yeah so what would happen not only do i know
i wouldn't have
to give up a dime on my money i would then start thinking more of your money
yeah if you started
boning my ex-wife i would i would just i would never even consider it no that's
insane that's insane
yeah and vice versa yeah thank you and vice versa of course yeah yeah of course
what did you try to
start the show with you try to get jam something down our throats what was at
the beginning
there was a couple in spain that had just a baby and the guy discovered that
the baby is a little
person and the guy is not a little person so the and the woman had a bachelor
party what they hire a
little person to party with them and obviously she the little person whoa wait
can i let me ask you
oh wait before you even google it all right i just have to ask a question about
little people yeah
please may i you're a doctor yes and a scientist yes yes yes yes and if you
guys can educate me
right so can two full-size full-size i think if the terminology can two king-sized
candy bars
can they make a twin bed my point is is that yeah yeah can they um can two um
full-size yeah and even if
in their in the history of their genetics yeah there's no little people i
actually think you
think that can happen no no no i think it needs to be in the blood somewhere oh
so like if the great
great uncle was a little guy it's got to be in the blood it's got to be in the
blood are you sure
i'm almost positive yeah yeah we can always call yeah you can always call the
source oh my goodness
oh yeah call the little man yeah the little guy we know you know imagine if i
called him and even
the phone ringer was like oh come on but look look at this most occurrences of
dwarfism result from a
random genetic mutation in either the father's sperm or the mother's egg rather
from either parent's
complete genetic makeup so it can just happen interesting so it can just so
this in this situation
are you sure it's the little guy we'll read the article because the article
looked pretty damning okay go
ahead look at this this says bride to be becomes pregnant after having sex with
dwarf stripper on
hen night that's what they call you know they call a hen hen and stag uh and a
husband only realizes when
she gives birth wow wow what do you do what do you do what do you do your wife
your wife well i would
doctor first i'll get revenge i would go to the shower i don't know how i don't
know what the tickets
are the middle earth it's got to be pretty expensive yeah and then i got i go
hey do you guys have any
like chip and daily hobbits or whatever running around here you're talking
about elliot yeah i go to
elliot he's up the hill doing push-ups and those doors you know i mean they're
circular yeah they're
low to the ground yeah yeah they're circular doors you know i mean knock knock
knock knock right for you to get
in you got to do like the sonic but you don't need ducks down yeah yeah and i
would just have a little
discussion with them just to chat i mean he would first of all bring out the
bread and the butter
he love it right he had love the food so you know he would bring out you know i
mean he's like here's
your loaf yeah yeah and then you know i would probably get some sort of like
kombucha out of a barrel
oh yeah because he loved to ferment love for me right and you know maybe i
would change my voice too
yeah because you're there you have to change your voice get to his level say
hey buddy uh you were
at my uh fiance's you know bachelorette party what went on buddy that i thought
the shit out of her
all right bye really cookies yeah they're fresh baked yeah yeah