Name: Who's Going to Yannis Pappas' Funeral :( | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-08-15T19:00:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who's Going to Yannis Pappas' Funeral :( | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who's Going to Yannis Pappas' Funeral :( | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-15. Transcript available.

it's a benefit that there's not a lot of greeks because people always just
refer to your ethnicity
when there's only like three greeks yeah but you're the greek you're the in
comedy you're the
greek oh that's not stavros stavros stavros is he's a bigger greek than you he's
a bigger he's
a better greek he's a bigger physically bigger greek bigger career bigger body
no dude to me
you're my number one greek thank you he goes gyros than you you know what goes
that's that sizzling
cheese oh yeah that's uh saganaki which sounds japanese it does hey buddy stop
stop
stavi yeah can you hear me hey sweetheart um you're we're on the podcast right
now i just i know you're
putting on blast a little bit but there's a greek guy in here who thinks he's
the superior greek of
comedy yanis papas he's talking crazy you got anything is he in there yeah yeah
yeah are you
you guys trying to foment anti-greek that's what they're doing so division in
our ranks because
i'm not gonna i need to hear from his voice first before i'm gonna trust your
your mongrel redhead
yeah you're a mongrel man you know you know what kind of pieces
he's really talking sure you guys trying to we're trying to stir something up
you know he's not
talking we stand back to back we know better we know better than to fall for
the fake irish and korean
menace
all right we love you sorry sorry we're sorry i'm sorry we didn't want to
create a divide okay all
right apologies i'm actually this is pretty funny you can hear the echo i'm
actually shitting i know
you're shitting i know you're shitting i'll see you tomorrow bye baby i just i
just picture stop
shitting like all shits all day all day let me tell you something i did i did
his podcast he he said
he shit before and then right when i got there we had some down time because
they were trying to get
a green screen right had to shit again yeah before we even rolled yeah he
probably eats three times
four times shits eight times he's a big guy okay relax as you stuff
here's the thing it is very easy to divide greeks by the way well i assumed i
would throw something
out there and see how it it was uh he really upheld the greek heritage we were
never unified we never
had an empire we were always city states we were always fighting with each
other yeah you guys were
never a uh there was no what there's no semblance of national of nationalism
there huh no we we fought
over boys also and you guys have given away your whole country like so much
yeah we do you've given
away your whole country to tourism anyway we have you guys are you guys are
sellouts you're huge
sellouts huge i mean the germans invaded us and now they walk around our
beaches with no like yeah
little bit little mankinis on little manky why do they wear those uh why is
that okay because of the
holocaust i see the direct correlation you see it right i did the math real
quick yeah yeah yeah yeah
they're allowed to do that because of all the past things that they've done
yeah we're going to
watch around the beaches of greece with our friends and just show off our
little tiny
packages yeah they have they don't they don't have big ones no they don't know
no the germans don't
they have big guns bigger dicks than me can i tell you something watching you
eat that burger gives
me unbelievable joy i love it this is the second time i've done this shows and
both times you were
eating burgers yeah yeah the last time you uh you came from the airport and you
didn't eat and you had
it you had a burger oh yeah you hadn't in that burger you asked me before why
you eat burgers i
said because you have a bad diet and then i said because we're in l.a and you
said there was a
birth true but he said the third reason was because you were rude
no no take your time you know what's funny you and paul breezy right yeah veerzy
paul veer whatever
yeah every time i go out you get talk oh come to our house every time i'm in
new york i text you guys
i call you guys no invite that is there's no truth to that there's gotta be no
truth there's 100 are you
calling him a liar there's no are you calling him a liar do you think for one
second he follows up and
calls and says and wants to come up there look at me in the face and say you do
yeah i do i believe
him you believe him you're lying wait i want to do that to me i want to see the
lie i want to see
how good you do it all right look can i have to look on the ground real quick
no you can't look at
the ground no you have to stare at his face don't look away okay wait so did
you call you call all
the time and you say that you want to come up and follow up not you necessarily
par se but paul breezes
well that's not true either because i go paul i go paul first of all it's not
his name
second i'm in town yeah i'm gonna come to the woods by the way i'm in jersey
yeah i love that
he says par se he doesn't know it's per se yeah he thinks it's par se it is
what it is it is exactly
you know i'm tired of people correcting your english well go back to your
country then and speak your
own language yeah i'm trying to they won't accept me back yeah we don't want
you here yeah you do i do
personally but anyway anyway so you know it's like don't do the invite then
right greek right
right greek hairy bastard peace yes that's right gyro head gyro head but when
you know i when i
came around the corner i saw you i get so excited to see i really do love you
so much i feel like
we're family let's give it up for our guest yanis pop is in the studio why not
the young pop the young
pop the young pop me too i feel like we're family i mean it's like do you
really yeah no chance like
if i die honestly let's let's just go there first of all who's gonna go to who's
gonna go to your
funeral who's gonna go to your funeral yanis bobby or i i feel more like bobby's
family than you
because i speak more to you and i'm estranged to bobby so that kind of reminds
me right right right
yeah he's cold he uh that feels more like he's more formal yeah what do you
mean i text him he
doesn't respond that's so outrageous you're more family than it's so outrageous
he's a friend yeah
i'm a real friend yeah i could choose him okay i'm stuck with you okay so let
me ask you something
yan-yan yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so there's no love here there's i
mean you're closer
to andrew than you are to me there's like here there's love here that feels
better yeah which
means is whatever works for you baby yeah it feels better there's a better
chance i'll kill you than
him the people who are in your family usually the ones who kill you yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
it's interesting yeah let me tell you something my friend i don't know if you
could
do your phone just go off does someone have a rotary phone no who honestly
whose phone went off
yeah dude whose phone wasn't me it wasn't who's phone went off right now be
real right now get the
paddle out i will never betray carlos carlos was that your phone no i'll tell
you what no it was me
it was me it was me i could be real yeah uh interesting interesting interesting
interesting
interesting don't ever do that again no no no i think it's worse than that i
think i think you need
to go outside you're fired you're fired i want you to sit in the parking lot
for the rest of the
episode okay no i want to say go outside though outside we don't we don't want
to see you for 10
minutes i want you to think about what you did yeah it even had the ring had an
accent
so um you're getting up here you scumbag you're in town i'm obviously in town
bobby i'm in the room
do i yeah dude you're so combative right now no i just don't what's going on
you're just making
conversation whereas he has real questions what did he say what did you ask you
think i'm doing
small talk i think you're doing fake small talk do big talk right now yeah do
big talk go yeah well
what's the um meaning of you know the universe ask me what am i what chakra i'm
on right now i'm on
a high chakra i'm not operating on lower shock okay i'm not running is that
good talk or what yeah
it's good to me yeah yeah i think it's good talk i feel like you i feel like
you do operate on a
surface you're a very surface level yeah how often do you get down there down
to the ground down
underneath inside i've been down there for too long and now i found the light i
crawled out and guess
what it's the white telling me to go back in the hole and i refuse to do it
first of all i tell that
that right now we're not the same kind of white we're not but still white yeah
oh so you're saying
different shades of white we're different white and you're a different shade of
white too buddy
oh you think so you're as white as me when you wear yellow it brings out the
white i can't even see
you it's like it's like when a news guy on the green screen doing the weather
is when a green shirt
i can't even see you right now you know that new um you know that new teeth
when you have yellow teeth
it turns white yeah so that's what i'm gonna do with my body yeah when your
shirts are yellow you
think i'm gonna go purple well you look more white now when you wear yellow
yeah because here's the
thing i don't understand how did that become a stereotype that asians are
yellow they're not
yellow they're white no but it's the undertone of their skin is yellow is it
yeah look i mean look at
i'm like i'm a red hue yeah but i see yellow in your skin i know i'm close we're
brothers we're
brothers that's what you're saying yes so then you're a yellow yes thank you i'm
from an island
you're from an island yeah yeah we're all the same we're all connected so you're
allowed to say it
yeah on the count of three god i just say the g word all right right one two
three gargantuan
i'm not saying it okay it's a trap