Name: In-N-Out & Agent Orange | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'In-N-Out & Agent Orange | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-19. Transcript available.

they used to that used to hurt me so much having them to lead you and i felt
like i was i hated it
oh what was uh his the show um the late night show with he would lead you into
the byron allen
byron allen those are so funny he go so yeah man you don't like spiders do you
yeah someone's like
right in your bit you know i don't like what was that called what was that
called uh comics
unleashed i never did it did you i did it how many times you do it i've never
done that i'll
refuse i never did it what do you mean they never i never they never asked me i
don't think he still
does it does he still do it i think they do yeah but now there's a game show
like it's a game show
i guess it's like a comedy game show that they have where they have six comics
i did one time what's
that called like funny you think you should ask you did one of those no no it
was like a game showy
kind of thing called comedy with everyone's done it what's it called funny you
should i just said that
yeah funny you should ask i did have you done that no i did it one time i did
with louie anderson when
he was a live guy had breast and play piece and uh what's the other guy from snl
um john lovitz
all those guys right i did it one time and they never asked me that sound like
the same same kind
of guy louie lovitz you kind of the same kind of guy can we talk about
something real yeah let's talk
about how movies and tv shows isn't like for instance hear me out i was on itunes
yesterday i'm like oh
guardians of the galaxy is already out and it's also on itunes and also i never
even heard about it
yeah yeah i mean like is it dead they just drop stuff now there's stuff just
out they just want
it out as fast as they can yeah but my point is is that and now there's a sag
strike happening maybe
and stuff like that so that's right dude is it just obsolete another thing i i
feel like we
locked out really because we do what we do yeah but i think it's not obsolete
it's not obsolete but
it is definitely lower than it was right there's not as much going i mean is
your movie going to come
out i have so many that may never come out no no borderlands you said that it
was you know the
producer i know but i heard that there's rumblings that there's it's uh on the
rocks again
are you being real yeah oh well probably not then there's just so i'm kidding jesus
christ it's
coming out there's just so much for people to consume there's too much it's too
much stuff yeah
there's too much but also somehow stuff's still cracking through i mean
succession crack through
i think things are going to crack through if they're good enough it's got to be
really good
well then isn't that kind of the best barometer that's what's interesting about
everyone being like there's too much out there like i know but then if
something is good
like that show beef i did that is a good show that's why people like that show
it's a good show
yeah yeah i have nothing to do with it being good i'm saying it's good yeah
yeah you got a little
something to do you know dave's a good show i'm barely on it dave's a good show
yeah i don't because
you know we may never come back though that that show might be gone ike baronald's
on yesterday
on tiger belly oh yeah and he talked about you he's like dude your your buddy
andrew is killing it
on that show i love that show that less episode was amazing that's nice but but
it's also like uh
uh there is a lot of noise and i don't know i don't know what young people like
i'm interested
like i don't know what kids watch they like podcasts they watch podcasts they're
on the
internet they like the internet dude if i go to in and out at one in the
morning i'm like elvis in
there dude yeah hey bro every fucking time you go to in and out how much though
now
how often three or four times a week baby are we really going that much yeah
kiddo we gotta call
bro we gotta cool it off i love the hey bros though that's a lot man yeah yeah
yeah yeah i know you
know what but you know at my age i feel fine yeah you lift your back hurts my
right my right arm is
tingling you lose feeling in your limbs all the time yeah yeah but i'm fine
yeah i guess that is
totally yeah that's good i'm happy what does it really mean numbness in the
right arm nerve damage
herniated disc and a stroke oh stroke is the only one that's the most real that
one i didn't say
numbness i said tingling okay look up tingling carlos well i know i looked up
tingling and it
says you should call a doctor right away oh okay if you have numbness in your
arms dizziness trouble
with coordination discolored skin i feel that i feel it what do they think that
is a stroke circulation
probably it's circulation circulation yeah herniated disc i think it'd be nerve
damage
i have nerve damage i was a nom you're still there that's fucking agent orange
dude napalm all
that shit fucks me up agent orange is a good name for me yeah i'm agent orange
yeah that's the moon
king with the moon king and agent orange dude that is that's our movie dude
yeah the moon king and
agent orange sounds like a wes anderson if andrew because people you know andrew
and i are going to
do a movie eventually here we are would you be in it yeah do how great would he
be in it yeah but
what would he play yeah you know ups driver or something all right let's yeah
let's see him give
it a whirl yeah go ahead let's see yeah hey hey i got hey get out of the road
hey sorry about that man
you're walking you're you're walking my asian in the road yeah get him out of
the road i'm trying to
drive come on buddy yeah come on buddy all right sorry about that yeah i got
packages to deliver
do you have any packages for us no i got a package right here pal get your asian
out of the road this
guy's hired yeah i got your package right here get your fucking asian out of
the road that's the name
of the movie get your asian out of the road throw mama off the train he's gonna
be upset we get we
gave the role to bobby kelly it's okay sorry man it's all right listen but he
doesn't pay anything
anyway yeah it does it was it was a million bucks it was a million bucks my
dream is is that eventually
we could all do i just think honestly the ones that want to act that we should
do fucking up like a
do you want to cast movie do you want to act that podcast i would act i want to
act in something like
that yeah i don't like waiting around and doing like i like with comedians you're
still gonna wait
around yeah but the shots that we have to do you know but we'd still be having
fun you know yeah yeah
and also it'll be funny when you give comedians something they just make it
funny like look this is
funny yeah you got like there's no other people who don't do comedy involved in
this yeah right that's
true we should we should try it yeah why don't we all pool our money and make a
movie well some of us
have a bigger pool some of us yeah that's a problem bobby's got the big pool
yeah yeah well
yeah i mean we could do a movie i mean the new i'll throw in 10 bucks okay yeah
yeah i'm in i'm
saying i'm in i'm in i want in i think if everyone threw in 10 grand yeah right
and we got like no we need more
to make a movie is so expensive no no i mean 50k each 50k each this has gone
way too high let's go
back down to the 10 yeah but then we get funding from you know i mean well let's
shoot it on iphones
okay why not yes shoot on i what are you shaking your head at they shoot 30
frames yeah yeah as long
as you guys make it funny it'll be good yeah and you think you're gonna direct
it piece of
shit or is mcone gonna drive it probably mcone at this point oh no no no we
want you back fancy
sorry about that oh we're doing his movie podcast tomorrow who is yeah see you're
finagling you know
what you're doing finagling not finagling i don't even know he's poaching you're
using our guys we
should you know what you know what he's done dude we're on the same page not
only have you utilized
you utilize our contacts now because of your association you think my favorite
person hasn't
done it go to these people and to go you i'm friends and it's like you're a spanish
strong-arm
is you guys yeah don't do it okay don't do it done you know what you're busy
tomorrow i am busy you got
shit you're out from out of town you're plugging in that movie you're doing
right or something i was just
trying to be nice yeah yeah my favorite comedian is doing it soon he can't he
is very busy today
my favorite comedian who who is it andrew santino have you done it yet no i
keep i keep putting it
don't do it i keep putting it off please don't do it because you know what he
has to do it you did it
you did it you did it as a community service which is helpful both of you i
thank you well then you
know what that's it you did it for us we already got one do not have him do it
dude i draw the line there