Name: We Look Up Our Credit Scores! | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Look Up Our Credit Scores! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Look Up Our Credit Scores! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-23. Transcript available.

he got a brand new mercedes oh my god whoa so insane damn that tour paying you
good yeah what
the fuck how much did we pay this guy i did get it from a tour and i thanked
andrew for it he did
very graciously a brand new c300 sedan what color black black yeah i got it in
black wow honestly
how does he afford that we it's a down payment we gave him 600 grand for the
tour i think that's
what i think that's what we paid him we did i wasn't there when we discussed
that
no but it's a good looking car congrats because you got no you got no car
accident you need a new car
oh i just don't know how you why don't you go like honda civic i mean why that
because it's sick
i know but the thing is that i need because it's sick dude i'm gonna live in my
car i understand
that but where do you work i'm here with us i'm here with you yeah i know but
my mind is like
i because i kind of know what you're making here i don't know why you would buy
such an expensive car
well actually i'm getting money from the insurance for my other car okay that's
all i need to hear
and your rich dad yeah okay good but also also from the insurance look about
his back hurts you
know what i mean oh that's yeah yeah yeah yeah your spine is broke i didn't get
the car the day i went
to the dealership because my dad still needs to do the co-signing and stuff so
that are you being
real your dad's doing it yeah he's co-signing he's co-signing how he can't get
the lease on his
what's your credit score genuinely you're like 260 that well no it's like it's
below three it's got
to be below three no it's like 720 or something like whoa yeah really good wow
that's good that's
really good but for like a benzo you can't you you would have to put a lot of
money for that you have
to have a really good credit for a ben's what's your credit score do you know
it's surprise i think
it's like 720 which is kind of embarrassing it's lower than carlos what's it
embarrassing i've been
alive longer i paid bills i just started establishing credit yeah that's right
we got you on credit now
finally yeah it's fun i can look up my credit score right now on my city app
let's what you guys want
to see what it is let's hear what it is what's my fico score i know it's in the
800s bobby what's
going on with you i just don't like this direction okay let's start over 865 oh
my god yeah i get a
boat yeah should we buy a boat i don't know all right bob i don't know how to
even get a credit
score it's a you establish credit by you have how many credit cards you have a
bunch i've always had
him he probably has perfect credit yeah do you pay him off every month oh yeah
well then you're done
yeah you're good you got great i don't know how to get the actual google bobby
lee credit score
wouldn't that be funny like net worth they put up what your credit score is it
just shifts publicly
what is your net worth right now nothing you pay your own bill what does it say
10 million i can't
imagine him dude it's so funny six months ago i was at 1 million wow 10 million
is your net worth
10 million that's insane 5-4 that's wrong i'm 5-3 you're all right 5-3 what the
fuck month wait
that's me it says you make a quarter million a month wow that's pretty
impressive what good for you
bob i don't know that's amazing i don't make that at all well steve bennett
says you do yeah steve
bennett says look up andrew on that okay look up andrew on that this is how
embarrassing this is go
ahead go andrews you know what they're gonna go user not found no you're on
there for sure yes i told
how is that impossible how is that impossible i'm not famous like bob bobby's a
famous
are you on in your mind i know bobby's famous did that hurt no look there's
nothing on there
he's getting hurt he got hurt he got hurt he got hurt you got hurt you got hurt
that you weren't found no i just told you i said user not found
i don't know where is it where does it stay
that's wrong i'm so sorry dude no i you blew this up i don't really know i'm
the one that called it out oh my god that was so sad why would i care i hope it's
never found
never found ever ever ever key takeaways
he's blushing oh god that was so funny anyway let's move on
holy shit you know you know you're the greatest gaslighter i've ever seen in my
entire life
to make up something out of absolutely nothing yeah yeah it's like it's i'm the
best at it
it's probably i'm like master of gas it is a narcissistic skill that you
possess i don't have
narcissism bob i don't have narcissism bobby yeah bobby no i have empathy for
things i cry every day
for things excessive interest in admiration of oneself or one's physical i don't
i'm the second half no
the latter part no but admiration of oneself no you know that i'm i feel like i'm
a piece of shit
i don't deserve anything that's not true oh i do that's not true but that's my
whole thing
it's not i bombed i suck but knowing it's your thing makes it not your thing
then all i hear is
i i me no if i know if i'm just in that zone yeah i mean it's never good i
would never set
you're not you're a narcissist you're you're not you're definitely not i mean a
narcissist does this
right they'll purposely not feed their dog to watch them suffer oh my god no no
that's different
that's that that that's animal abuse that's not no that's no no that's what
narcissists do though
no narcissists they would like to see things suffer
no no that's schadenfreude yeah which was schadenfreude schadenfreude is
getting enjoyment
from other people's pain that's schadenfreude that's that's still a masochism
is the is the
enjoyment but that's still um in um a personality trait within narcissists i
don't think so these
are two separate things because narcissism is just self-involved masochism
refers to the
enjoyment of experience pain while sadism refers to the enjoyment of inflicting
pain
so sadists like watching other things suffer yeah masochists like i mean what i
mean if i was a
narcissist why would i go on a darkness retreat let's let's let's let's get you
on that darkness
retreat baby so it's like you know why why would i do that because it's all
about you no it's because
i'm in pain i want to i want to use yeah because i hate myself and i know i
really you don't hate
yourself yes that's it so it's like why would i have my melanie what what what
what what you looked
said carlos what'd you just do just a friendship i hello what what what what
are you doing i just saw
you do something like this and then we didn't what's going on here what are you
talking what in
god's name is going on here what are you afraid of right now i'm not afraid of
anything i'm just
saying you guys have sort of fucking no no there's no cahoots a commute uh
communicating in your own
language with your eyes there's no cahoots there's no cahoots this is riddled
with cahoots
something's going on this podcast right now is riddled with cahoots and i want
to get to the
bottom of it yeah yeah make sure yeah that's what i'm saying stop doing that
what we didn't cut that
out or no we didn't say cut it out clip there's no clips there is no clip yeah
pete okay thank you
anyway what i'm saying is is that go get it get it pete what are you gonna get
oh my god what are you
kidding no no nothing's happening nothing we're good something is happening
something is happening
here let me ask you something i don't have what is going on dude major cahoots
by the way love the
word cahoots yeah i don't even know where it came from but i love the word cahoots
but there's something
going on though there is no cahoots yeah there is how do you look up cahoots
where does that come from
man i love cahoots in cahoots colluding or conspiring that's exactly what it
dude bro let me say something you've always been a colluder dude
i've been cahooting my whole life since 1829 southern and western american
english of known origin
perhaps the french cahoot cabin hoot cohort oh and from some cohort it's just
redneck couldn't say
cohort they're down there cahootin cahootin down there well you know they out
there always cahootin
rootin tootin anyway i'm not so i'm going to this darkness retreat i'm going to
go in january
and i can i go with you it's a new hamster you don't know what it is yes i do
it's when you spend
it's been you spend five days in complete darkness yeah it's great and when i
talked to a comic
i said i was going to go to a darkness retreat because you're going to baltimore
and i go that's racist
that is i said i'm not going to both but my point is is this i'm gonna i'm
gonna do it for five days
i think that's gonna be good for you to find myself because um you know i i'm
really sensitive
lately are you feeling on edge yeah i've been like you know some weird things
online and i read things
about myself and it really bums me out cut it out what stop reading i know i
should stop hard not to
it's hard not to but then i um so the other day i was i couldn't sleep because
i had read some weird
things about myself online and then i called my girl melanie and i go get me a
darkness retreat
and so um we booked it cost thousands of dollars but i'm gonna do it how much
it was like a it's
like a thousand dollars but then without the plane tickets and all that stuff
yeah yeah it's a whole
well i'm going on a retreat where i'm going to bora bora what's so funny going
to the four seasons no
dude that was a cahoots laugh bro yeah what is going on yeah i just said he
said bora bora you
laughed that wasn't necessarily that funny i know so what are you laughing
about that i already knew
there's something going on already right right he's coming with me to bora bora
bora how come i can't
go to bora yeah why me just carlos and i two boras only because i've been to
yeah look bora bora
oh bora bora all right so why can't we make it bora bora bora we can't let's do
bora bora