Name: Best Korean Food in Virginia! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-08-24T16:00:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best Korean Food in Virginia! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best Korean Food in Virginia! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-24. Transcript available.

got some korean barbecue last night you did you go to the place i told you to
go couldn't it wasn't
didn't take reservations we went to another place where would you go uh i'll
tell you it was
phenomenal we went over to uh dado oh dado yeah yeah dado yeah wow great you
know what i love
about these koreans man you know what i love about these here we go dude the
way they take
pride in cooking this meat dude that's right and they cook it to perfect
temperature they don't
ever overcook it and he cooked it and he goes he goes uh how do you want and i
said uh uh like
medium rare and that's okay he goes anything okay you tell me and i said that's
right medium rare then
and he goes okay and then and then they pick it up and they cut it with
scissors with literally like
shearing scissors which i love and he goes and then he shows me goes medium
rare and i go that's medium
rare he goes i know and puts it down that's the best we're the best i kissed
his hand he had his hand
after he put it down i went yeah yeah thank you and he goes okay really it was
so good korean barbecue
is so good and we had those little frittata pizzas with sausage and uh i don't
what's it called with
that special sauce oh what is it called god damn it it was so good it's like a
frittata pizza almost
korean with sauce and sausage on it what man i wish i knew the name of it it
looked like a frittata pizza
anyway you went to pizza right at uno no is that where i went yeah i think that's
what you went
did i go to pizza hut yeah yeah no they don't have that no it was it was really
good it was like
almost like an egg frittata dish with one time i was in virginia and some korean
dude calls up to me
he goes hey bro you know we have the best korean food in virginia i go in
virginia maybe because yeah
he goes i'll show you where to go so after the show was so hungry i go well let's
just go it's just an
hour i go yeah drive it back he's okay we drive out in the woods i'm not
kidding you this could have
been the end of your life yeah anyway korean food was his dick
no so we go to this place right and it had the korean flag on the in the woods
in the woods of
virginia dude you're like why are there big three big k's above your house what
does that no one's in
there yeah completely empty right and it was like like steak and ketchup mayo i'm
not kidding there was
no like barely any korean food on there some rice you know what i mean he
tricked you into going to
the it was a korean restaurant but it was like the worst korean restaurant you've
ever been to
and you still ate though i had to yeah there was no other options did you tell
them and the like
the guys were all mexican it was crazy mexicans in virginia and korean food
yeah it was insane
four mexicans moved to the woods of virginia with their korean friend and they
open up a restaurant
yeah right in the heart of the kkk y'all got that bim bim bap in there
y'all better give me some kimchi buddy one of the k stands for korean korean korean
korean korean
that's what they chant yeah no we're we're totally different agenda now we're
just korean korean korean
yeah i've always wondered what does clucks mean ku klux yeah but what are they
different i think
clucks just sounds dope yeah because the ku klux like koo klux why don't you
just do clucks clucks
clucks like chickens their origin of the name the name is probably form
combining greek uh kiklos kluk
which means circle with clan so clan's cool clucks i've never heard what's ku
but then if clucks
means clan then it's the clue clue clan clan the clue clan clan oh yeah a white
a ku a ku a ku a ku means
like a an upper uh avoid and uh uh uh wait really it's a void i thought a ku
meant like a revolute
like a like a revolt isn't a ku a revolt i think it's spelled different yeah
different with a c i think
i know but so his clan is spelled with a c too not a k okay okay okay relax
okay kk
huh these guys man they just are not good guys huh i don't know i don't know i
keep reading about
these guys the more i read about them the more i'm like they are not good
fellas these guys are just
bad boys their costumes are weird yeah yeah get better costumes after all this
time you think they
would get in also don't use a torch use your iphone you know i mean at the
light the light yeah yeah
that's true why can't they do that jews will not replace it just put your iphone
in the
in the sky you know the burning the cross thing must be a whole just what i
mean like
imagine the guy that like that fashions a really nice cross and just so they
can burn it and he's
like you know you guys keep it around for a couple more days instead of just
burning it every time
it takes a long time to put that thing together but that's like they're burning
men you know that is
part of it and some guy lights it early and they're like come on man matthew
what are you doing man
that is pretty ominous there huh it's so dark and disgusting and weird
destroying your christian
cross lightings they call it lighting so that they're not burning a christian
cross
but the irony is staggering it's like it looks so anti-jesus it's supposed to
be extremely pro jesus
yeah lighting shit on fire seems pro yeah it seems like the opposite yeah
exactly yeah i went and go
ahead and lit my wife on fire that's insane didn't want to burn her i wanted to
show how much i loved
her so i i uh wife lit her i didn't burn her i didn't burn her i wife lit her
have you been watching
with the black mirrors yes yeah man i i i watched one and i just the first one
yeah the one with the um
the one with the jane is awful or oh yeah yeah yeah joan is awesome yeah yeah
and it gave me the
the heebie-jeebies i like it what do you mean heebie-jeebies i just it gave me
a yucky feeling
in my bones that's what it's supposed to that's what it's supposed to do i know
but sometimes then
it's like sexy you know like sometimes the black mirrors are like oh yeah that's
so wild what a
weird twist this one wasn't as fun of a twist and that it was just i thought
the first three were
pretty strong do you see the second one and the third one i did but remind me i
watched them all but
i don't remember the order well the third one is those two dudes that are in
the space oh yeah and
then they have their like robot or a mom don't say anything that one's really
good that one's insane
so dark so dark and uh and i like that actor who plays jesse on breaking bad aaron
paul yes here's
my problem this is actually my problem with the new black mirror is that i
recognize too many people in
it but there's such great acting i know but i want i like the old black mirrors
because i didn't
know anybody i loved that like in even in that first episode it's like jabuki
young white and uh
all these people that i've seen before that i'm like yeah oh i like black
mirror when it was unknown
unknown to me because then it i didn't get to attach a person to a thing now i
see black mirror i'm
like i know these maybe you're just getting more so much more famous each year
that you recognize
everybody in television that's what it is no i think the first season it wasn't
that popular it was a
new show right and then once something becomes popular actors now they kind of
campaign for that
like i want to do that i know but i like it when this if they had the if they
had the balls to be
like well we're successful without you we'll just use unknowns like like i
begged to get on
galifianakis's show i told them i would pay them to be on that show and they're
like we don't use a
lot of actors we almost use no actors martha kelly was like the only actor that
was on that show
that's on baskets oh yeah they barely would employ actors they wanted locals
from bakersfield and like
people that really hadn't done anything and i was like even in the last season
i was like
begging like please make me like a rodeo clown and it wouldn't even look like
me and dress me up and
and they do you do that you campaign for yourself like that only a few times i've
done this i've only
done that i'm starting to do that now things that i want to do it feels gross
though i don't
fucking why you don't ask to be on something you enjoy oh yeah like that was
stand-up shows but
a lot of times the people booking and don't even know you're interested so yeah
they'd like to know in
fact there's shows where they go yeah bobby's interested your agent calls and
goes bobby would
love to be on that and they're like seriously they don't think that you might
want to do it
really yeah well because they don't if it's not in their thought process they
might not
think you'd be interested yeah i've been doing it i love it i think it's
awesome yeah you'd be
great on black mirror really i think yellow mirror yellow mirror this one's
oddly dirty