Name: Bobo & Red Robin! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobo & Red Robin! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-30. Transcript available.

Who called you every day that you had COVID?
Who called you every day that you had COVID?
You did.
I did.
You called and texted me a couple times.
Right.
But, and then who else?
Pete Nothing from Pete.
You're on the road.
You're headlining.
But you called me the most, I think.
You texted me the most.
I did.
I was worried about you.
When you said, when I first called you, I said, how are you feeling?
You're like, yeah, but Robin would call Batman if Batman was sick.
That one, no, no, it's the other way around, buddy.
I think I'm Robin and I did call you.
No, I'm Batman for sure.
You're 100% not Batman.
Yeah, 100% Batman.
You're definitely not Batman.
Bro, have you seen my house?
It's a cave.
There's nothing beautiful and ominous about you at all.
There's nothing like sexy.
How do you, Batman's not sexy.
Yes, it absolutely is.
Who gets more pussy?
Robin or Batman?
Batman, are you?
Yeah, Robin's gay, I think.
Robin's gay.
Oh, he is?
He gets no pussy.
Oh, it's the color of the costume.
He's got to change that up.
No, I just.
Like a salmon or something.
I think it's Chris O'Donnell.
Right, right, right, right.
But I thought I was always Batman between us,
but okay.
You're a little bit closer to Ant-Man.
Cockroach Boy.
They're different universes.
Cupcake Guy.
No, Ant-Man Marvel.
Cupcake Guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm Cupcake Guy?
You're closer to Cupcake Guy.
Yeah?
You're whatever superhero orders too many things to eat.
What superhero is that?
I'll be Wombat.
Full Menu Guy.
Oh, yeah, you are Wombat.
Wombat Man.
Wombat Man.
Wombat Man.
Wombat Man.
Wombat Man.
Wombat Man.
Okay, all right.
I'll give you a Batman.
I'll give you a Batman.
Yeah, thanks.
Carlos is what?
Alfred?
Yeah, for sure.
Slave.
I don't know.
I kind of like it.
He doesn't do anything.
I love Alfred.
I think Pete is closer to Alfred.
Pete's closer to Alfred.
Yeah.
Carlos is a little bit closer to like the penguin.
Right.
Carlos is definitely penguin.
Yeah.
You are Poison Ivy or Catwoman.
No, that's Poison Ivy.
Poison Ivy.
You have more of a hippie vibe.
You know what Pete is actually?
Pete is, what was Schwarzenegger's?
Remember Iceman?
What was it?
Iceman.
Mr. Freeze.
Mr. Freeze.
Mr. Freeze.
Mr. Freeze.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Welcome back.
Bobby's healthy.
Hello.
You're back off the road headlining Jet Ski Johnson.
We're back in the studio, man.
Look at this.
We're all back together.
I love it.
A family, a team.
How was the shows?
Amazing.
Sold out?
Sold out.
People were great and Vegas was wild.
Wait, you played Wise Guys?
Played Wise Guys.
One night?
It was my first weekend.
I did Thursday in Salt Lake City, Friday, Saturday, Vegas.
Okay, so Thursday you did one show?
Mm-hmm.
All one show.
At Wise Guys?
Yeah.
Okay, you sold that out?
Very close each night.
It's either a sell it or not.
Just say yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, she did.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll give you that.
Friday.
Yeah.
Sold out.
Everything sold out.
Sold out.
Sold out.
Sold out.
Great.
They even sold out the sold out sign.
Sold out.
Somebody bought it.
Oh, you sold out that part?
Yeah, that's what happens.
Seinfeld was in town too, but.
Yeah.
Can you believe Jesse's across the street?
It was crazy.
And Vegas was wild.
It's different without us though, no?
Oh, yeah.
It's a lot lonelier, but I worked a lot harder.
Really?
Yeah.
Were you nervous?
The first night I was pretty nervous and I like just remembering all my jokes,
but I
was more nervous like flying alone.
Yeah.
Because we were there to comfort her.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
When she used to fly, we'd fly with her.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
Congratulations.
Speaking of flying, man, the government just admitted that we have UFOs.
Legit.
Like legit, legit.
It's over.
Yeah.
Wrap it up, dude.
Yeah.
What government?
Look it up.
It's our, your government.
The only one that matters, right?
What administration?
Biden or Trump?
Because I only trust Trump.
Rand Paul's.
Remember Rand Paul?
It's kind of his thing.
Oh, I like him.
Yeah, we love that guy.
No, dude, the government, they got.
Tea party, tea party.
Tea party, tea party, tea party.
No, they literally admitted.
Look it up, right?
Didn't they admit to saying that we have contact with aliens?
Is that what it was?
And they showed up.
They have physical contact.
Like, hello.
Hello, I'm John.
I'm Ibaragopa.
Is that Ibaragopa?
Yeah.
Hello.
Hi, I'm John.
What's your name?
Ibaragopa.
Ibaragopa.
Ibaragopa.
Yeah, Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.
Yeah.
Alien.
Can I direct up there, too?
You know what I mean?
Space father.
They said that we have contact.
Whistleblower tells Congress the U.S. is concealing multi-decade program that
captures UFOs.
Wait, whistleblower tells?
Like, who's this whistleblower?
Someone that worked.
That worked.
Yeah, but who knows who that is?
What do you mean?
Who's the whistleblower?
What if it was me?
No, I saw him.
He's a big, he's a white guy.
It's a white guy.
Yeah.
We gotta trust him.
Yeah.
Oh, if it's a white guy, you trust?
Yeah.
He's, like, tall, too.
What, have you learned nothing about this country?
Oh, white people should tell the truth.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
They never find.
No, but they basically said that we got contact with these people.
That we've been going up, that we've been talking to them for a long time.
Multi-decade.
Doc was right.
Doc was right the whole time.
I didn't apologize.
Yeah, man, I told y'all, man, that was crazy, man.
Y'all thought I was on wine.
I'll tell y'all the truth.
It's insane how true it did come to be.
And we captured them.
What does that mean?
That we've got them somewhere.
I gotta believe that we have one somewhere.
Four shocking moments from Congress, UFO hearing.
Non-human pilots to possible contact with aliens.
Come on, dude.
What do you mean?
You don't buy it?
I don't buy it.
Why?
Dude, this is every valid news source is talking about this.
If I see an alien, right, right, what was his name?
Idiot Coppola.
Coppola.
Idiot Coppola.
Idiot Coppola.
If I see a photo of Idiot Coppola, right?
Yeah.
Like, hello, and a photo.
You can't take pictures of them.
Why?
You can't capture them.
They're translucent?
Yes, you can't capture that on film.
Or they're like your dick.
Trent see-through.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa.
This is real, dude.
Look, they made contact with extraterrestrial life.
Grouch personally interviewed people with direct knowledge of non-human origin
craft.
So, he personally spoke with people that have been on non-human origin crafts.
Let me, what was the, like, let's say you captured me.
Yeah.
I'm an alien.
I'm Idiot Coppola.
That's kind of what this show is, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
What would you, what was the first question you would ask?
Hello?
Well, hi.
Hi.
Idiot Coppola.
Hi, Idiot Coppola.
Where are you from?
What is your name?
My name is, my name is, my name is Pete.
Pete.
Sorry, my name is George Kimmel.
Yeah.
If you're trying to kill anybody that I, please go after the Kimmel family.
What's the first question I would ask you?
Where are you from?
Cleveland.
You're from Cleveland, Ohio.
You caught me, no.
Where are you from?
I'm from Aubreyopupup.
Aubreyopupup.
Yeah.
How long did it take you to get here?
It took me 3,000 light years, two seconds, 0.5.
And we must have a different numbering system, I feel like.
We do.
Yeah.
It's in metrics.
Oh.
Oh, that's the, well, British.
We do it in metrics.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You do seem British.
Bye.
Bye.
Gone.
I would ask like this.
You be somebody.
Hello, my name is, this is my scientist.
Say your name.
Hi, I'm Dr. Klovorian, and we're researching a-
Dr. Kvorkian.
Kvorkian.
Oh, then let's get this thing over with.
How are you doing today?
Pretty good.
Excuse me, what's your name?
Baskoke.
Baskoke?
Baskoke.
Baskoke.
Baskoke.
We caught a mafia alien guy.
Oh, hell yeah.
That's what he is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Baskoke, are you going to have us whacked?
Oh, maybe you can-
He just kept us on an Italian guy.
If he did it, I'd tell you that.
All right, that's cool.
I mean, truly, the best example of this was the Men in Black
when they took the bodies of humans.
You know they're doing this.
You know that they took the bodies of humans.
Oh, that's only a shapeshipper.
Remember the woman on the plane like two weeks ago
that's like, that motherfucker's not real.
Oh, I saw that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Did she see what she wasn't supposed to see?
It was a guy in a hoodie.
I saw a testimonial from a guy that was on the flight
who said he saw her talking to a guy with his hoodie up
who acted as if he didn't speak to her once,
but they communicated telepathically.
Like the shiny.
For like five minutes straight.
Whoa.
Oh, so she thought, I don't exactly know what's going on.
She thought she saw somebody in the back?
She spoke to a person who had a hoodie on.
Yeah.
It was bent down.
And she said, it wasn't real.
He wasn't real.
She said, that motherfucker's not real.
This distressed woman had a meltdown on a plane
saying there was a passenger that was there
that wasn't there.
She wants off the plane.
Wait, so there's a guy, but was he really there?
There's some skater kid in a hoodie going-
Apparently, there was a guy that was there.
And he's like, whoa, I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, I don't know.
They haven't spoken to this guy.
This guy hasn't come forward.
You know why?
Why?
Because that motherfucker's not real.
Oh, fuck, it blew my mind.
Told you, dude.
Fucking blow my mind.
Why don't they have an interview with him?
Because he's not real.
Whoa, dude.