Name: Rudy's 1st Strip Club! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-09-15T16:00:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's 1st Strip Club! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's 1st Strip Club! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-15. Transcript available.

mccone by the way i learned show him what town he's from look at this the town
he's from faggy
fagliesville faglies is that really your town he's from fagliesville do you not
know that no
what does it say underneath it though it says pennsylvania not minnesota you're
lying
i was talking to joe de rosa on the phone today he literally is buying he's
like he
maybe going to move back to near where he's from yeah pennsylvania and i'm
scrolling through the
map on pennsylvania i come across fagliesville why not change this at some
point why would you
leave fagliesville as your town oh like family town yeah fagly city fagly city
fagly area yeah yeah
that's cool that's good fagliesville yeah i want to know more about fagliesville
why you're obsessed
with faglies what if i go what if i do you just want to say fagly all the time
what's your problem
with faglies the way you're saying it are you bigoted against fagliesville no i'm
not what do you have
against the citizens and i of fagliesville i'm not i don't have i guess the
people i just the way you're
saying it you go you this is how you say it fagly i said fagliesville get back
into the closet
fagliesville no dude say it right fagliesville yeah that's better that's how
you say it yeah it's
not threatening welcome to fagliesville yeah yeah in colonial times a great
quantity of pig iron from
walwick furnace but say it in an accent in a gay accent no it's fancy no gay
and fancy
in colonial times a great quantity of pig iron from warwick furnace hold over
what became fagliesville
road to the large mabry forge at green lane where the iron was refined and
formed in a bar eye and a nail
rod blacksmiths could use by the way they loved all those terms but iron nail
black put it put an
adjective before blacksmith i think it's written wrong go ahead ah just start
with um forge at green
lane go ahead forge a green lane where the iron was refined and formed into bar
iron and nail rod that
blacksmiths could use i didn't think it was gonna be that you gotta beat that
out but keep it in oh
keep it up and keep it in beep it beep it yeah fagliesville takes its name from
the descendants
of hans heinrich of swiss descent and born in 1684 in germany we gotta find him
we gotta hans george
fagly that's the guy that's the guy we have to google we gotta find that what
does he look like
well he's dead he was born in 1733 there's gotta be a photo of hands well get
me a picture of that
bring him a photo of this fagly yeah oh it's vogley vojili vojili no go back to
google hans george
yeah there's nobody no there's there's gotta be there's gotta be a guy where is
a photo of this guy yeah
there we go zoom in zoom in he looks like a white supremacist he was from germany
the world council
of churches oh there's the guy wow there he is look at him what is he saying
there bob zoom in what
what is he saying in that meeting i love pussy that's what he's saying yeah
right yeah yeah i love it in
the middle of the meeting yeah be honest with us fagsley what's been going on
with you rude tell me
what the deal is in life i want to know wait i have a question first before
there we go here we go
here we go you know this always goes okay who is who is that behind you who oh
who the little that
little guy yeah the ai created that look at this this is me if i lived in india
and that's bobby if
he lived in india that literally a fan gave it to us i created from ai that is
exactly what he looks
like if he was an indian citizen that's me you want to do one of star you want
you want us to do one of
you no yes yes yes yes yeah yeah yeah we're gonna get one well i can't she's
not famous enough to
we'd have to get a picture for the ai to run through like no no we'll find that
figure it out all right
let's do it okay you got a lot of nerve talking about him yeah yeah talking and
you know that's
me that's what's rude about what you just did you knew what was me what have
you been doing before
what i asked you before you asked a question what's been going on in life okay
um i went to the strip
club and i discovered that i'm lesbian whoa that's so stupid did you tell your
boyfriend did you tell
your boyfriend you're a lesbian you're not a lesbian okay bye you're not bi
like let me ask you some
questions oh conservative dad yeah you're not like my daughter i raised you
right so um when you look
at a vagina i'm like what amazed by it and like i just want to go inside is it
better than yours whoa
you love it you love it yuck it's like in the strip club i could see everything
but yeah well first of
all was it was it full nude because there was no booze no in california if it's
full nude it's no
alcohol in hawaii oh hawaii there's no you didn't know why there's no rules
when were you in hawaii
when you were there three three weeks ago you were there i wasn't there yeah
you were there you didn't
go to the strip club but you were i didn't go to the strip club was at the
strip club yeah no no i
wasn't you weren't yeah thank you wait a minute was i at the strip club how
does this game work yeah
yeah was i there no no i was not there you were no i don't do that so tell me
you go to the strip club
you don't have a lot of money so did somebody give you money kalilah i think a
lot anti-kali gave you
how much like this much what you don't know how much this is yeah it's just
stack of ones so you walk in
there's no door fee right you sit down do you get a lap dance how do you do a
strip club how does a
21 year old girl do a strip club i just kept yelling like just yelling at the
women like when
they were dancing nice party not like that no give me something i'm dancing
okay right okay okay go
whoa are you getting stabbed yeah i'm not i'm not backing up
let me bring you to the stage yeah yeah ladies and gentlemen late ladies and
gentlemen coming to the
stage ling ling we put a rope inside the room for mingling not a pole
bring out those tips ladies so wait a minute you would just yell were you also
throwing dollars
were you making it rain yeah so you spent all your money and did you get a lap
dance
she put her boobs in my face they do that yeah whoa that's one of their things
insane that's a move
yeah yeah yeah you get a little milkshake yeah it was like i was what kind of
milkshake was it vanilla
or chocolate chocolate chocolate milkshake yeah much better aren't yeah yeah i
went to one so when
me and kalilah broke up i went to one i had i went to a rage i went to a rage
strip club what is that
what does it what does it mean just with money oh irresponsible vibe yeah yeah
just in a rage yeah
you know what i mean just old timey money like the monopoly man yeah and it was
like a disturbing
a human experience why i went to the seventh veil oh here why'd you make that
face why would you go
to that place is gross i haven't i know i haven't been to them dude when i
drive past it i go like
this yeah i know it freaks me out yeah it looks so sad it's inside of a motel
yeah i know
what the fuck are you and when you're walking with wads of cash old timey oh my
god they're like
they get rabid they're like put in your teeth girls he's here so anyway i went
and i don't want to
talk about this girl i don't want to break her heart well you shouldn't just
talk about the don't
talk about someone specific okay but somebody how long ago was this by the way
a year ago maybe talk
about it really it's a long time she probably is not there yeah and she was um
oh yeah i can't i can't
oh please bob yeah she's not there anymore probably it's what she did i can't
talk about this what did
she do oh i know what she did no um she um she wasn't attractive really that
much but she was a huge
fan you know what i mean you know how sometimes they're up there and they go i
love bad friends
pretty rad yeah yeah and already in your head you're thinking well maybe that's
the one
even though you're not attracted to them right right because maybe they'll do
extra whatever
right and then she violently played with my penis hard violently over the jeans
no like no my it was
out you pulled it out no she did she just pulled out your penis i was wearing
sweatpants and just
started yanking yeah yeah yeah how big i thought you couldn't do that oh not
something failed my
unfortunately you can't do that you can't do that yeah unfortunately they can't
insane it was insane
i've had it offered i was in san francisco that's ever happened to you i was in
san francisco with my
buddy yeah and we went to a real real dicey joint in chinatown and the girl was
i don't know 75
maybe pounds no late she was age maybe 75. oh i think the young ones were 60. i
think those are
the young right right but this woman was an older experienced woman and
literally was like booth and
i was like no no no no no that's like the vip you know no no she goes booth
like this booth
oh oh spit well spit jerk that's probably more money spit jerk yeah so because
someone just don't
do the spit yeah dry take a boot yeah and some people yeah right offer me both
offer me the first
one all right huh boot oh no no thank you i'm okay they do this then yeah that
finger up hold on
i can't put any of these gestures wait why oh we'll get banned
fuck me oh my god so you have to explain it again without maybe you should take
out the seven
veil made you jerk it off maybe yeah take that out