Name: Bobby & Andrew Take The Gay Test! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-09-16T16:00:45.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew Take The Gay Test! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-16. Transcript available.

okay let's go back to this let's go back to hawaii and you're lesbian so you're
in hawaii
you're now with but you're not a lesbian you're bisexual first of all because
you're still with
your boyfriend yeah but you're still you haven't hooked up with a girl yet so i
don't know yeah
maybe you don't know what you're talking about sold on it i know but there's
like a feeling what
is it like i want to try yeah i have a feeling when i watch lord of the rings
what is it i want
to slay a slay a cave troll but in real life i wouldn't no i is that a metaphor
for suck a cave
is that what you're really trying to say i want to slay him yeah yeah i want to
swoop a cave troll
yeah but yeah i mean it's just like a feeling still doesn't you wouldn't you
have to act on it
no no but what she's saying is look let me let's say you and i go to i think
she's just trying to
be you know i mean cool time out dad yeah that's what you're trying to do all
right you're trying
to be hip and young and slow down i fucking bullshit dad let me tell you
something fox news your head
you're wrong fox news yeah uh look at it like this you and i go to thunder down
under the male strip
club yeah would you get a feeling there no okay so she the my point is oh what
kind of feeling
i didn't know what the feeling but we already know t2 bob is bi he was he's
done now he's done
he said he cut that off i swear to god i swear to god what i still regret you
even coming here
what the fuck do you mean we already know we know we what do you mean we know
nobody we confirmed it
no we didn't confirm it with nothing well maybe has it been confirmed in your
mind yeah so you think
i'm bisexual i think so you think so i even asked the tickle lila oh really
here we go what did she
say she said yeah she said i'm bisexual yeah insane go ahead well this will
maybe prove her point if we
went to thunder down under and saw a male strip club yeah strippers yeah what
would you feel i would
spit on the floor this is blasphemy and i would leave would you would you dance
in the spit for a
little while you would you rub your little but i spit on my dick actually can i
put that in yeah god let
me tell you something yeah you you do have feelings for guys when they're oh it's
so ridiculous you do
even doing here what do you do what are we even doing here right now you don't
like you don't like
boys a little bit no you're the one that keeps talking about mr fagley first of
all yeah he was
gay he was a great pioneer i never said i wasn't i'm not the one that came up
with this guy right here
right yeah before we even came to the podcast what did we talk about today
right and then fagley is the
first thing they came to your mind we did this whole history about the city and
this and that
who's bisexual friend i never said i wasn't but are it don't be real are you
bisexual yeah i don't
know yet like me either why can i be there with you sure can i be in that
little space with i haven't
i don't know yet either i haven't taken the test i haven't taken the test
either well let's take it
no i don't want to take the test carlos give us the test you've already done
the test and you
no i lied i lie all the time what do you think i tell the truth
i'm dr lie dude everything i do is a lie you're not you never got your doctorate
no no that's not you don't have a phd yeah not the am i gay let's take the quiz
let's take the quiz
again let's take it for you fine thank you yeah because he never took the test
it's never going to
work yeah what do you work you're not going to get me quiz well i never took
the gay one i went to
the bye have you had feelings for a for a same gender close friend yeah of
course you i feel good
i love you yeah i think so yeah i think so next yeah have you ever kissed
someone and wanted to
kiss someone of the same gender you have i have you have kissed me yeah you
have kissed me yeah oh
yeah yeah yeah definitely it was great well it says definitely i haven't done
it but i want to try
yeah and i'm not sure i felt about it yeah and i'm sure okay but go with three
i'll give you three
yeah that's fine how do you feel about queer characters and tv shows and movies
oh you love
it oh my god i think they're the only people that should be in film i've
totally watched shows with
just queer ships and storylines yeah yeah yeah please please yeah when someone
asks you who you're
crushing on i make up a name or i pick someone random yeah that's that's it
number two i make up a
name and i pick someone random there we go yeah has anyone ever asked you if
you were gay i've asked you
every day for the last six years okay so just do uh people pretty much assume
about that about me all
the time when you imagine being in a relationship what do you picture uh uh i
can you know i can i'm not
sure no wait we with someone i can only see myself with one of the same sex i'll
probably be with
someone of the opposite sex i think four would be the thing i can only see
myself with someone of the
opposite yeah there you go yeah the forum yeah that's true okay how do you feel
about identifying as being
gay uh i'm not sure how i feel about that yeah yeah you know i'm not sure i do
have you ever felt
attracted to someone of the same gender yeah but everybody has right yeah how
do you feel about
dating someone the opposite gender yeah i don't think you would maybe no you
opposite gender i definitely
yeah the last fourth yeah i definitely do it i would do it okay uh do you ever
fantasize being
someone of the same gender oh no i would say no no that's a no that's enough
yeah would you imagine
when you imagine kissing or being intimate with a future partner how do you
feel good i guess
if you scroll through your feed or fyp your for you page uh do you see content
from queer creators
yeah you got yeah yeah but only because i've looked at one or two related posts
uh-huh flash forward five years how likely is your partner is the same gender
as you oh not very
likely not likely yeah not very likely not very likely would you be comfortable
using lbgbtq dating app
oh no no there's no way not really but i wouldn't rule it out completely really
you never know what
happens okay okay good relationship ends you never uh the lgbtq individuals in
your friend group yeah
absolutely yeah for sure yeah absolutely yeah yeah what inspired you to take
this quiz how long is this
quiz oh there's one more what inspired you um uh just uh but just curious about
the result i'll get
number three yeah oh let's see yeah drum roll what does it say what do my
results mean you may
experience what right there you may experience a small amount of attracting to
people the same gender
small amount small amount so i'm bi is that what it says or no yeah okay
well the internet said it uh sadly i'm not bi sorry you're alone on this either
me either sadly
oh come on dude i don't like guys so if you break up with um what's his name ricky
what's
his name joey joey if you break up with joey you're going for girls you you
could see yourself
being in a relationship with a girl i might be because i have this classmate in
my bio class
oh here we go and she's steamy she's like really pretty and everything what's
everything mean she
has big tits what big big butt big tits yeah she has everything that's great
how big the butt
i don't know i don't know show us with your hands yeah yeah so this and then
what's this her back
the body and then like that her body's something like straight up and down down
like that there's
no she has good posture sideways good posture oh like that good posture oh so
it's got like so you
would say she was thin but had a bubbly butt bubble butt bubble bubble bubble
bubble butt yeah and she
has big boobs and she's smart and she has a nice smile yeah and let's just make
up a name for her
ryza oh yeah ryza ryza all right so i'm ryza you're single now no i can't i can't
yeah yeah yeah
i'm ryza you're single now but she's not gay i can't tell how do you know how
do you know that's
fucking blasphemy what you said because she has a boyfriend oh so do you yeah
cut to school cut to
school she just broke up with her boyfriend you broke up with joseph right and
i'm going now i'm like
writing i'm writing an essay writing a lesson yeah i can't i don't know how to
do it well you're never
going to be able to get this done in real life you can't do it here um excuse
me why are you standing
there we're friends oh hi jules hi ryza hi what's up i'm doing my essay um i
was wondering if
you wanted to hang out later hang out what does that mean like go to the movies
oh as friends
yeah that's the wrong move what do you say i'll do it i'll be you ready yeah go
ahead
hey are you writing an essay yes i am oh yeah what are you doing later well
first of all let me finish
i'm doing the etymology of the word anthropology whoa you are smart yeah i'm
doing an essay about
the etymology of the word anthropology so you're not just big boobs and big tits
you also got big
brains excuse me i'm half brazilian oh i could that's why it sticks out like
that yeah yeah so anyway
what's up do you have a boyfriend do you have a boyfriend well you know we just
broke up oh my god
i just broke up with my boyfriend well i was about to tell you what happened
and you said
interrupt me anyway what's up i just broke up with my boyfriend oh i'm sorry
what happened with yours oh
god he died he died oh he's dead yeah oh my god it's so fucking sad well i don't
know how to say this
this morning this morning really yeah this might be too soon that's okay i don't
know how to say this to
you but i was wondering if maybe i could eat your pussy and then this is why
would it
what that is you know what that is what is that stick in the pen
now you didn't notice i was writing with a pen and now it's down here like this
right
look you should ask her out on a date did you have to cut that out no okay you
gotta ask her out on
a date you gotta ask her out maybe not that way you mean no not like that not
like that