Name: Bobby Lee Predicts Andrew Santino's Future! | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Predicts Andrew Santino's Future! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Predicts Andrew Santino's Future! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-20. Transcript available.

how old are you legitimately he's 52 you're 52 years old well 50 51 51 51 yeah
and you know what
i fuck like a fucking sewing machine all right and i fuck everybody up here you
know you're
gonna try to fight everybody here sounds like he's trying to fuck us all it
sounds like this
is becoming just tired of these guys yeah what are you talking about these guys
coming around
not just these guys but just in general man you know just i am saying that i
got you think you're
the tough guy that owns this town i think so dude i think i'm good i'm the
captain of i'm the sheriff
in town which one captain or sheriff i'm both dude i have two badges on my
fucking outfit dude wow
you make the call yeah you come around my town with that energy dude i'll
fucking get you what's up
where do you just chill what's it you you got to pick it on your own bud what's
that's that's your
asshole are we zest is he my zest is what i'm asking man he that sounds a
little zesty
that's a little zesty yeah dude i don't know my energy's a little weird today i
had a weird day
why what happened you know why fuck you dude well i had something personal
happen today that i can't
talk about that was so devastating i had such a devastating day today so i
cannot talk about it
but i'm gonna say that i've had a bad day and you guys came and you guys are
really making my spirit
so good right now and i'm so glad you guys are in my life right now and i'm
thank you so much for
being here dude and let me tell you something taylor i've never seen you on
youtube or nothing
before bro but let me say that hurt a little bit i know but can i say this
though yeah as soon
as i met you i get it dog you have a future wow he's living it right now yeah
and it's amazing
dude do you see will's future oh yeah dude do you see it oh he's at the same
house is he but he's
wearing some weird butler uniform right he's wearing a butler uniform right and
he's just
always smiling and it also on his lips you can see poo because he's kissing ass
so much oh right wow
and you're though the captain you're the guy he's i don't know he's just kind
of like
hello sir is it just these two men or do you see women inside the house no
women no women good no
women inside the home it's so weird my vision no women okay so late at night
can you see into late
at night when there's just the two men in the house what's going on there's a
double king he
invented it a bed a double king yeah yeah a triple king triple king i just it's
a triple king bed
gigantic bad dude i get it right two guys i feel is it just two guys are in
there yeah two guys just
making the bed what are they doing are they cleaning up in the room yeah
because something
happened what moisture
there was things that went all over the sheets condensation maybe
there you go blood cum okay pause okay no i don't know this is your vision i
don't
what i just see yellow red and white moisture yellow what's the yellow from
wait a minute time
out yeah yellow red and what is it me and you are at their house oh no we're
there oh my god
that's what yeah that's just us and we're like this you know what andrew right
no yeah i don't think
this is my house i think this is your calls are coming from inside the house oh
my god this is
your house it's a painting of you two you don't even live there we're not even
there it's you and i
holy shit dude wow i see your future oh tell me do you want me to tell you
about your future
wait hold on yeah why do you have to take your hat off because i want to make
my hair nice
oh for your future for my future oh please give him his future you're in
southeast asia i'm seeing
southeast asia right now and they just go down and there seems like buildings
and buildings and they
go straight up in the air yeah yeah wait is it nighttime daytime no it's it's
dusk it's dusk right
now and there's two gentlemen three gentlemen whites and they walk into a
restaurant three whites three
whites to catch some asian food and you're there okay you are working for the
restaurant what's the uh
what's the restaurant called yeah what's the call what kind of food i can't
pronounce it i can't
pronounce it i don't have i don't have that jersey i don't easy i can't say
that i can't do that
is still there great is it it's franchise hardy's own yeah no it's not a buffet
is it a chinese
buffet very affordable though no it's extremely affordable it's french it's
dollar sushi it's not
it's not french no yeah there's little pieces of wood sticks at every single
table is it bamboo
no drumsticks oh drumsticks yeah everybody plays the drums while they're eating
oh yeah boom boom
boom boom guys boom boom guys what's my future do you can you see mine i can't
that's for will but
will will close your eyes and see my future right now close them what do you
see yeah yeah there we go
i see a bright sun oh you're your eyes are open then close your eyes yeah close
your eyes you're
looking right at me close i see you
outside
first of all the sun and outside two things that are really
my future yeah
i see bobby he's yelling at you yeah that sounds right get in the shade
get in the shade get in the shade get in the shade
get in the shade there's a
island no there's not an island there's not an island is it tropical what's the
scene where are we
yeah yeah yeah um a cave no we're outside okay the sun just get in the shade
yeah whatever you've
because there's the sunlight and we're outside yeah yeah yeah who's all there
just him and bobby
no i see you as well i'm right you're running a stand you're running a stand
our friendship's
gone a long way well you're running a stand yeah i'm running or i have a stand
uh it's a food stand
yeah yeah it says like uh sun bomb sun bomb sandwiches suntan lotion oh okay
is that it that's it that's all i saw man your improv work not good no it's
great
i gotta tell you your visions are something could i take improv class from here
yeah i'll
i'll fucking we'll start getting after i would love to do improv with you right
now dude all right
we're on stage where are we here we go here we go right okay hey honey what's
the cat what are we
yeah what am i gonna give me care yeah give me care it shows over you guys
thank you so much
hold on everyone's already got your two rules okay all right i feel like you
don't know the rules
you never always agree do you know what that means you look he taught me that
you said something
yes i always agree oh never disagree always agree okay and also add information
always add
information do you understand what that means yeah add yeah add information add
value so here we go
hey honey how was work sweetheart it was great i had i had a great day today
did you get it
the job yeah the job and also the thing that told you to bring home
sweetheart i i couldn't i couldn't i couldn't remember what you told me to
bring home see that's
disagreeing yeah that's disagreeing yeah you go to taylor all right yeah go try
yeah yeah let me
i want to let me see this happen all right i feel like that seemed really
difficult i feel like that
seemed tough you're gonna do it ready yeah yeah hey sweetie welcome back home
taylor what how was your day
well how do i look how do i look not the best day obviously but here i am well
you look fine what do you
mean what's wrong it was a tough day at the office you know bill you know how
he can be sometimes and
he was riding my fucking ass the entire day to be honest with you i love to get
that tv dinner that
you like to cook all the time and just sit down and watch the news i'm tired of
you being so abusive
i've been fucking your brother excuse me i've been fucking your brother you
want to know something
yeah yeah i don't care i've been fucking your sister so how's that my dead
sister dead
you've dug up my sister and you're fucking her honey pig you know what i like
in the bedroom
why do you think i always like to you like you ask me to dead fish you sit
there and do you ask
all the time yes you think i i'm not into that kind of stuff that's me my
brother i've seen his piece
and you're it's smaller why in god's name would you want to be with this guy
right what is it what
is it different because it's different we look the same well you do look the
same and he is a little
bit smaller but don't say it don't say it he's smarter than you don't you know
how i feel wow
about my mental state my call we call you behind your back we call you stoopy
poopy dude you call
me stoopy poopy we say he's stupid that's funny he must have told you that that's
from high school
who's this man you brought this guy right here who are you yeah have you ever
heard who are you sweetie
who are you oh my god well you know the rules you know the rules if you can't
improv you have to take
your pants off that's that's the whole rule around here buddy it seems like i
gotta take them off