Name: Bobby Lee's Insane Breakdown! REAL REACTION! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-09-22T16:00:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Insane Breakdown! REAL REACTION! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Insane Breakdown! REAL REACTION! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-22. Transcript available.

so if uh let's i want to talk about friendship okay if will came to you and
goes taylor
fuck i was a little drunk last night i was on a dirt road i hit somebody right
i think they
were illegal i don't know i don't know with the body well that does change
things it does i know
it does yeah yeah yeah um and um yo i dude i was drunk you're the only one i'm
told i'm telling
if the cops come can you back me up and lie for me well i was with you well
that's the
easiest i would absolutely yeah i'm thinking like when is it gonna get a little
hard if the cops
came to me we were out all night there would be no i think we came into town
and we actually tried
to help him get a girl and i struck out but thank god for you you helped him be
the wingman okay
another layer another layer go ahead go ahead i would literally be like hey i
fucking hit somebody
and they're dead and will yeah i would say i would say this is what i would say
i would say well how
do we get out of it the cops are coming wow i i'm going to literally you're
going to have to lie to
them for me okay check this out but there's another there's another layer in
your freezer yeah
yeah yeah yeah i don't know why i should never make it to my freezer dude oh it's
a private
freezer well i mean he's got some freezers oh he's got several freezers i don't
think i got one
freezer in this situation i got a whole factory listen up boys here we go i don't
know who i
believe at this point yeah now will we caught you going you know going over to
taylor's house first
thing in the morning there's security footage of it what were y'all doing over
there hey sheriff
johnson you need any help no i got this one let me take care of it for now can
you call me private
young wong listen up private wong back to the vehicle all right let me handle
boys i'll tell you
i'll see you later wait wait wait wong wong wong hey hey sheriff go get me
something to eat
what would you like man i'm sir
sir good boy sir good boy i'll give you a massage later sir good boy i'll get
you whatever you want
oh thanks wong bye bye bye i'm gonna say this i want to say this imagine if the
details were
worse than that if you called him and you go brother hit someone last night
took it upon myself to
dismember the body already there's stuff all over the place i need you to help
me hide all these body
parts are you doing that no question parts everywhere it's a mess i would here's
what i would do yeah i
meet will wherever he was at at that moment i would find all the body parts i'd
figure out he's at kid
rocks bar i would figure out how many body parts there were yeah and then i was
partying i'm partying
after i discovered he's partying after i would strategically place a body part
in the to where
when you looked over on a map of nashville it would say fuck you whoa that's
how genius i would
fucking not only save will but i would taunt the police as well how long have
you guys been close
like this not long no 2018 i'm so envious of your relationship
this is good because this piece of shit
next on magnum p.i
was that a good ad for magnum p.i
yeah but you just made fun of my acting
yeah can i tell you something that's not magnum p.i acting
yeah it kind of is that was hbo and that felt like magnum p.i
am i wrong what'd you think that was magnum p definitely fucking daytime tv
yeah yeah i didn't buy
that you needed a tear to come out yeah i was getting there you fucker but it's
not all the way
there that's daytime tv you didn't get it there all right anyway i am you want
to call from max
would you hey would you guys not do that for each other yeah he knows the
fucking fact there's no
way i mean he would go he would be like this is what you need to do go to the
police
say i mean let's be real go to the police right say just be honest with them i'll
call
theo to replace you for a while yeah and then all of a sudden i'm going to try
he's not he won't
even show up to court i'd show i'd show up yeah for sentencing for sentencing
well yeah and i go
your honor give him the max yeah yeah i mean that's the kind of relationship we
have but he doesn't
we don't have that and i'll be honest with you i love that that is not true we
would we would never
do that bury a body with you yeah be real think about it what happened today no
when we haven't
okay that's what i thought okay you guys want to talk about it yeah can you no
do you want good
bobby this is a safe space space yeah yeah go ahead you own you own all of this
creative
you have the creative freedom to cut whatever you want and we do your spaniard
will do whatever you
said i've told you i would do anything for you you know you can keep a secret i've
told i've been
so close i've got you can keep it you want to you want to talk about it bobby
and i've known each
other for 15 some odd years 16 years i've brought him to we've gotten him
through rehab three times
i've been there through all the pain haven't i pain a lot of the strife a lot
of things i hold dear
that he says please don't tell anybody not a soul protected him helped him
loved him nourished him
cherished him so don't do this that i wouldn't do that for you don't do that
that's not true it's a
body it's different well how okay first of all is it a guy or a girl how old is
it how heavy is it
oh the body oh yeah oh it's like a 400 pound like 600 pound life guy he was
when he was an actor on
that show on my 600 yeah yeah and he never got the operation dr no said we can't
do it buddy then no way we
can do it yeah so he's just you know i just stepped on him
bobby would you do it for andrew no no no he's going to prison that's strong of
you to say yeah
the rules are different in tennessee i'll give it to andrew please because i
feel like you would
answer this question very easily guy breaks into this place right now yeah what
runs in knocks out our
boys in the back puts a gun to bobby's head he says if you don't suck this guy
off right now what
guy you i'm sucking who no he's sucking you if you don't suck this guy you can't
throw that stuff
around he loves he's quick to suck okay you don't even need a gun yeah you do a
finger gun to this guy
dry so go ahead there's a gun to your head yeah so you don't have to suck okay
they say you got like
me and will are out we're just sitting here like oh my god and he's like who's
this guy's friend you're
like i'm his friend yeah he says you got to suck his dick or he's going to blow
his brains out
i have to suck him or the guy's going to kill him yeah oh shit well if you guys
are here legitimately
if you guys were here are we he would he wouldn't do it well how about you you
weren't here he would do
it if let me if you guys weren't here i would do it but also i'd want to put it
on patreon
oh that's right i'd want to get yeah yeah you want to get some hits yeah yeah
but what i would really
do is i'd go down right i'd go down like i was going to do it and i'd sing our
little song our
little code fight song because he knows our little oh yeah can you give me a
taste of it
and then we then right immediately beat the shit out of that yeah yeah turn the
gun on him and you know
what we say yeah now you got to suck both of us and that's also going to be on
patreon right
a double a triple now now reverse go ahead guy comes in puts a gun to his neck
you gotta suck and i
have to suck andro what i would do you know what i would do i would suck will
first
just to let him know what's coming that's how well he would suck will then he
would suck the gunman
- And the gunman would kill himself. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.