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You know, I have a little, um, not a cupboard, what do you call it? Pantry.
Okay.
You have a... How many pantries do you have?
One.
I have three.
How many do you have?
Pantries for food? I have one place for food. You have a lot of pantries?
Well, I converted a couple of... A closet.
Bedroom? Did you convert a whole bedroom?
And another bathroom as a pantry.
Oh, cool. I have three, though.
For you, it makes a lot of sense.
In your face, dog.
But anyway, Patrick King. Patrick King.
That's what fat guys do.
Oh, shit.
Do you think I could convert an entire bedroom to a pantry?
That's true.
But guess what?
In my third pantry last night, I fucked real hard last night.
But anyway, let's...
Whoa!
Did you?
Your sister.
Anyway.
Oh, boy.
I'm kidding. I love her.
But anyway, last night I bought...
Well, you better.
What did you buy last night?
You're on fire today, dude.
What did you buy last night?
It's not something that I bought. It's something that I forgot about.
Have you ever bought something you forgot to buy?
No.
You mean you buy something and you forget when it shows up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, no.
You bought something, you put it away, and you're like, oh, I bought that?
Yeah, what did you buy, babe?
It was a blow...
It was a...
Be nice.
It was a blowjob machine.
It was a blowjob machine.
So jealous.
Right?
And this one, dude, I was like, there's no way it's going to work.
But you already have a few.
But this one in particular, I was like...
You're usually the one...
You charge it, right?
On a, like, UCB...
This one's a battery one.
It was like, oh, my God, this is like the 80s where you're about to put, like,
double-A batteries in it.
Yeah.
You know, the plus and the minus, or whatever.
So I put it in there.
I screwed it in.
And it looks like a fucking...
It looks like a blowjob machine, I bet.
No, it doesn't.
No?
It doesn't look like...
But from afar, it looks like a hair dryer.
Oh, man.
It has the same setup, like a handle.
Yeah.
And, like, the right...
Yeah.
So there's no way.
Last night, I got to try it.
I stuck it on.
And as soon as my penis went in it, I was like, oh, this is different.
Yeah.
This is new.
Did you have to put anything inside of it or just get it started and get it
going?
Oh, I have a variety.
I have heat, cool...
Whoa.
Every brand of lube.
You know how I do it with sunflower seeds?
Yeah.
I do it with lube, too.
Yeah.
You know how David Sunflower Seed sponsors us?
A multi-flavored lube.
Do you taste the...
Do you ever taste it?
No, I don't taste it.
I don't taste it.
It's not hot.
It's not, like, fucking...
It's fully edible, though.
They're food-grade.
You're going to trick me again, because I'm going to do it...
Lube is food-grade.
I know, but I'm going to go home and do it, and I'm going to get sick, and then
you're
going to laugh at my face.
Everybody knows lube is food-grade.
Imagine.
If you have to put it inside of people, it must be safe for you to consume.
Yeah, you did that with my cum.
Yeah.
You said, cum has a different flavor.
It is food-grade.
I told you to taste it.
I tasted it.
It tastes the same.
On every day?
You have to do every day of the lube.
Ah, you're going to trick me again?
Monday's different than Friday.
All right, I'm trying.
What do I do?
Anyway, so last night, you know, the hurricane's going and stuff.
Yeah, I'm in the bathroom.
Okay.
And when you...
When you masturbate, you've masturbated before, right?
A couple times.
You're very good.
Yeah.
Carlos, I bet you you're a pro.
This guy's ranked.
Are you ranked, do you think, on a national level?
Top 5,000?
Yeah, you've got to be top.
I don't know.
Are you a master, though?
Masturbator?
Yeah, I mean, you know, like chess, you know, because...
What's your rank?
What's your rank?
In chess, like 2,000 is unbelievable.
Yeah, so 5,000, you think, as a masturbator?
Maybe, like, 20,000.
Out of 250 million in America, that's pretty good.
Not bad.
Yeah.
So what happened?
You think you performed well last night, huh?
You think you did a good job?
Yeah, I bet you had Indian guy's fucking number one.
Those guys.
They're always the best.
Well, them and the Chinese, they do it the best.
Spelling, B's, chess, and then masturbating, they're the best.
Which they can all do at the same time.
So, um...
Rook to pawn?
So, yeah.
Anyway, I just woke up, so I'm not even clear.
But, um...
I made a...
I've never made a noise orgasming.
Mm.
I went, like...
I went...
It's like, O first.
Oh?
Yeah.
Like, if I...
I'm gonna write you the lyrics.
Right?
Okay.
O-H-O-O-O-O-H-H-O-O, right?
And then the last one is capital, capital...
Like, you know how Trump, when he tweets and he's angry?
Oh-oh.
On true social, it's all capital?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh!
Fifteen times.
A lot of votes.
So, this is the lyrics of that song.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Dan Soder's here.
Dan Soder, come on here, you fucking dipshit.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Soder.
I thought you were out of the fucking...
Our beautiful state.
I never leave.
Dude, he just...
He cripped in here.
Did you see that?
He was cripping in.
I'll see what you're repping, dude.
Did you see me getting out?
I see what you're repping, dude.
Damn, what's up, Doc?
What's up, Doc?
What's up, Doc?
What's up, Doc?
I don't think I want to.
Oh.
Oh, really?
Really?
I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Please sit down in our blue chair.
Yeah, I, uh...
I'm like Buffalo Bill, but New York style.
Oh, dishonor!
Whoa!
Fucking, you're canceled!
That's racism.
Bring it, Doc.
You know, ticket sales, cancellations bring.
Gillis is selling out 6,000 cedars, dude.
Oh, cool.
I love to fucking do an arena.
What did you bring?
You brought a little gift, Danny?
Yeah, I just did Mark Maron's podcast.
He says, by the way, he knows you're gay.
Did he say that for real?
He goes, by the way, tell Andrew I know he's gay.
Finally, he reads my text messages.
Let me ask you, is it fun, not fun?
Was it fun?
It was fun.
I got emotional.
Oh, look, can I just say this?
He digs deep, huh?
I know, he got me.
He's too deep.
He got me, dude.
He goes too deep.
What did he give you there?
One of his bullshit coffee mugs?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
It was like, hey, you cried about your sister.
Here's a mug.
Close.
No, go get a cup of coffee.
How many times have you done it?
I only did it once.
Me too.
One time.
Only one time.
I think he only does one.
He has a one-time deal.
No, I think people he likes, he invites back twice.
I know, like Tarantino.
Yeah.
Well, Tarantino's huge.
My dumb ass being like, and then I like comedy again.
Dude, I was just across the street.
I got to tell you guys this.
I grabbed food real quick across at that diner.
I sat at the counter, the most LA shit in the world.
What happened?
There was just this super old guy on the phone,
and he's talking about Post Malone.
And he's like, yeah, listen to his CD.
It's a good CD.
He's good.
He's like a real, his CD's real good.
Yeah.
And then he starts talking about naked ladies.
Oh, I love this guy.
And it was so old and porny where he goes,
yeah, look her up.
Look her up.
She used to do solo and girl on girl.
She real good body.
He goes, but now she's doing regular porn.
Throw eight inches at her.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Movie dude in LA.
Carlos, you were next door before this?
I thought it was Bobby.
That's 100% Carlos's conversations on the phone.
Yeah, you got to look up her stuff.
I was looking up the girls he was saying.
No, it'd be real.
I swear to God.
Do you remember any of the girls' names?
I left the tab up.
Yeah.
Because I knew I was coming here.
Yeah, God bless.
I wasn't like, no, let me delete the thing
that we're going to definitely talk about.
Who was he ranting about?
He was ranting about this girl named Sid Wilder.
Oh, I know her.
Wait, wait, wait.
First of all, Sid, I know her.
Sid Wilder, S-Y-D.
Wait, wait, wait.
She's not a porn star.
Okay.
She's more of a, she's a comedian.
Oh, yeah, she does.
I know who this is.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but she, I, we follow, we, I know her.
Yeah.
She, she, she, she used to do stand-up or something.
Yeah.
Right?
She did a Kato Kaling.
She's more of a social media kind of a thing, but I know her.
The other girl.
She's not a porn star, and I know, I see what you're trying to do.
No, the other girl.
I know what you're doing right now, dude.
Sidney, the other girl he brought up was something, Scott.
I erased her one.
It was.
Sidney Scott, there's one right there.
It's a blonde lady named.
Just, just an elementary school teacher named Sidney Scott.
No, I'm going to find fun.
He's like, and then there's a girl who teaches my kids.
Yeah, I love that.
I'd like to see her tapes.
God damn, dude.
This guy was such an old perv.
By the way, we're setting records.
Another teacher got busted for just this past week for a, I want to say threesome
or foursome.
It was in the news.
I think she was in, I don't know.
Which one?
Look up the news.
Another one.
Well, there's one in the Bronx.
I saw that one.
Yeah, but those are always.
Threesome, that one.
Teacher allegedly arranged threesome with schoolgirl and mom.
Wait, and it was a dude that pulled this?
No, I think this was a girl, right?
No, that guy.
Oh, that guy.
This guy pulled it?
Whoa.
Well, I mean, if you do it with a parent, I mean, they get consent, right?
It's like they had the field trip form.
Yeah, I mean.
You go, listen, before I suck and fuck you and your daughter, can you sign off?
I mean, you can bring your kid to a rated R movie if you're there, right?
Exactly.
I guess that's why you bring your parent to the school day.
I don't know.
There's absolutely a slimy lawyer that's like, we got this.
It's called the permission slip defense.
This is like in Wisconsin if you're underage.
You know, if your parent is there, you can drink.
Do you know about this?
What?
In Wisconsin?
It's kind of like local, not a law, but like people just go with it.
You're allowed to drink under, minors under this age are allowed to consume
alcohol as long
as they're accompanied by a parent, legal guardian, or spouse of legal drinking
age in Wisconsin.
It is a law.
Damn, dude.
They have, that's basically like training wheels for booze.
100%.
They're like, hey, I let go back a block ago.
You've been blacked out with them.
You're good to go, buddy.
Just keep pedaling.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, dude.
Wisconsin would be the state that does that.
100%.
But we used to go up there when I'd go with my parents to like Irish Fest and
we'd go to
a bar and it always felt like we were getting away with something.
But the bartenders were like, what are you looking at?
What do you want?
Like, one of the beers?
And they're like, okay, which one?
How old are you?
I was like 17, 18.
So you're already drinking.
Well, yeah, but never in a bar.
If we got into a bar, it's because we knew someone whose uncle owned it, who
was just
a degenerate blackout.
He would just sit at the end of the bar and he's like, just make sure none of
you guys drive.
You guys wouldn't want to be around in high school getting drunk, man.
Were you drinking in high school?
I got super gay.
He was a meth head in high school, dude.
I would get so gay, dude.
Tell him you did meth in high school.
Bobby, you do meth in high school?
I did meth at 11.
What?
Well, that's when you can get it, when you're about 10 or 11.
That's when you start understanding society.
Wait, but what is that?
Because at 11, you still have child energy.
You know, you still have like, I want to go do that.
And then with meth, were you just, did you shoot to the moon?
No, my dad was always going to come in, so I had to prepare myself.
Oh, no.
You did paranoid meth?
Paranoid meth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's going, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, my man.
When did you, who gave you the meth?
My dad.
No, no.
No, I got to know what happened was one day, because from Minnesota to San
Diego, it was
like when I was 10 or whatever.
Sure.
And then we moved to the suburbs, Green Valley.
Okay.
Beautiful, beautiful.
You know what you get in the suburbs is good meth.
You get drugs.
You get the best.
Real drugs.
You get bored kids doing drugs.
With this.
It was the first time I ever saw a Filipino kid, you know what I mean, with
mustache.
They used to, they have full-grown mustache at 11 or 12.
Do you know that?
Yeah, yeah.
It was insane.
They really do.
They come in and do it.
They're deep boys.
But they can't grow beards.
They can grow the mustache.
Their bodies are hairless, but their upper lip is insane.
From the time they're bored.
And there was a kid, he flipped over a skateboard, and he was doing a line.
He must have been like five years older than me.
You thought it was coke?
No, I didn't know what it was, but I remember going, I hit my, I was, I was in
so much pain.
I just remember just being in so much pain.
Like sad?
Yeah, I mean, my parents were so violent.
I got all Fs on my report card.
They thought I had Down syndrome.
They thought I was re-re-re's.
Yeah.
And I just walked across straight up, and I go, can I have some?
I just knew that it was a drug.
I knew that it was going to change the way I felt.
You see that, kids?
If you're doing bad in school.
Just your drugs.
A little bump will do you.
Yeah.
Just a little bump will do you.
A little bump will do you.
But anyway, but in high school, we got drunk.
I would probably try some stuff with you guys.
Really?
When you get drunk, you'd be like, just kiss me, you fool.
He did.
He did all that stuff all the time.
I did that all the time.
Did any of your friends take you up on the offer?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, dude.
Yeah.
San Diego, have you ever been down there?
Yeah, dude.
Everybody's pansexual.
That's Pan City, dude.
Dude, Pan.
That's Pan City down there.
Panama!
Let me say something. If, you know, the women back then, now it's like being an
Asian guy, you're like, oh, it's normal.
Like, you know, if I was young now.
Dude, you would have been killing it.
In the party, walking in like this, right?
Did you ever have a friend do it and then, like, call you the next day and be
like, hey, don't fucking tell anybody.
Oh, no.
No.
It was a, you know, you know.
Code of conduct?
Well, you look at each other.
So, you guys would do the predator?
You son of a bitch.
I'm just kidding you.
Don't tell anybody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Andrew Santino Is DISGUSTED by Bobby Lee's New Toy! | Bad Friends Clips

You know, I have a little, um, not a cupboard, what do you call it? Pantry.
Okay.
You have a... How many pantries do you have?
One.
I have three.
How many do you have?
Pantries for food? I have one place for food. You have a lot of pantries?
Well, I converted a couple of... A closet.
Bedroom? Did you convert a whole bedroom?
And another bathroom as a pantry.
Oh, cool. I have three, though.
For you, it makes a lot of sense.
In your face, dog.
But anyway, Patrick King. Patrick King.
That's what fat guys do.
Oh, shit.
Do you think I could convert an entire bedroom to a pantry?
That's true.
But guess what?
In my third pantry last night, I fucked real hard last night.
But anyway, let's...
Whoa!
Did you?
Your sister.
Anyway.
Oh, boy.
I'm kidding. I love her.
But anyway, last night I bought...
Well, you better.
What did you buy last night?
You're on fire today, dude.
What did you buy last night?
It's not something that I bought. It's something that I forgot about.
Have you ever bought something you forgot to buy?
No.
You mean you buy something and you forget when it shows up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, no.
You bought something, you put it away, and you're like, oh, I bought that?
Yeah, what did you buy, babe?
It was a blow...
It was a...
Be nice.
It was a blowjob machine.
It was a blowjob machine.
So jealous.
Right?
And this one, dude, I was like, there's no way it's going to work.
But you already have a few.
But this one in particular, I was like...
You're usually the one...
You charge it, right?
On a, like, UCB...
This one's a battery one.
It was like, oh, my God, this is like the 80s where you're about to put, like,
double-A batteries in it.
Yeah.
You know, the plus and the minus, or whatever.
So I put it in there.
I screwed it in.
And it looks like a fucking...
It looks like a blowjob machine, I bet.
No, it doesn't.
No?
It doesn't look like...
But from afar, it looks like a hair dryer.
Oh, man.
It has the same setup, like a handle.
Yeah.
And, like, the right...
Yeah.
So there's no way.
Last night, I got to try it.
I stuck it on.
And as soon as my penis went in it, I was like, oh, this is different.
Yeah.
This is new.
Did you have to put anything inside of it or just get it started and get it
going?
Oh, I have a variety.
I have heat, cool...
Whoa.
Every brand of lube.
You know how I do it with sunflower seeds?
Yeah.
I do it with lube, too.
Yeah.
You know how David Sunflower Seed sponsors us?
A multi-flavored lube.
Do you taste the...
Do you ever taste it?
No, I don't taste it.
I don't taste it.
It's not hot.
It's not, like, fucking...
It's fully edible, though.
They're food-grade.
You're going to trick me again, because I'm going to do it...
Lube is food-grade.
I know, but I'm going to go home and do it, and I'm going to get sick, and then
you're
going to laugh at my face.
Everybody knows lube is food-grade.
Imagine.
If you have to put it inside of people, it must be safe for you to consume.
Yeah, you did that with my cum.
Yeah.
You said, cum has a different flavor.
It is food-grade.
I told you to taste it.
I tasted it.
It tastes the same.
On every day?
You have to do every day of the lube.
Ah, you're going to trick me again?
Monday's different than Friday.
All right, I'm trying.
What do I do?
Anyway, so last night, you know, the hurricane's going and stuff.
Yeah, I'm in the bathroom.
Okay.
And when you...
When you masturbate, you've masturbated before, right?
A couple times.
You're very good.
Yeah.
Carlos, I bet you you're a pro.
This guy's ranked.
Are you ranked, do you think, on a national level?
Top 5,000?
Yeah, you've got to be top.
I don't know.
Are you a master, though?
Masturbator?
Yeah, I mean, you know, like chess, you know, because...
What's your rank?
What's your rank?
In chess, like 2,000 is unbelievable.
Yeah, so 5,000, you think, as a masturbator?
Maybe, like, 20,000.
Out of 250 million in America, that's pretty good.
Not bad.
Yeah.
So what happened?
You think you performed well last night, huh?
You think you did a good job?
Yeah, I bet you had Indian guy's fucking number one.
Those guys.
They're always the best.
Well, them and the Chinese, they do it the best.
Spelling, B's, chess, and then masturbating, they're the best.
Which they can all do at the same time.
So, um...
Rook to pawn?
So, yeah.
Anyway, I just woke up, so I'm not even clear.
But, um...
I made a...
I've never made a noise orgasming.
Mm.
I went, like...
I went...
It's like, O first.
Oh?
Yeah.
Like, if I...
I'm gonna write you the lyrics.
Right?
Okay.
O-H-O-O-O-O-H-H-O-O, right?
And then the last one is capital, capital...
Like, you know how Trump, when he tweets and he's angry?
Oh-oh.
On true social, it's all capital?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh!
Fifteen times.
A lot of votes.
So, this is the lyrics of that song.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Dan Soder's here.
Dan Soder, come on here, you fucking dipshit.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Soder.
I thought you were out of the fucking...
Our beautiful state.
I never leave.
Dude, he just...
He cripped in here.
Did you see that?
He was cripping in.
I'll see what you're repping, dude.
Did you see me getting out?
I see what you're repping, dude.
Damn, what's up, Doc?
What's up, Doc?
What's up, Doc?
What's up, Doc?
I don't think I want to.
Oh.
Oh, really?
Really?
I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Please sit down in our blue chair.
Yeah, I, uh...
I'm like Buffalo Bill, but New York style.
Oh, dishonor!
Whoa!
Fucking, you're canceled!
That's racism.
Bring it, Doc.
You know, ticket sales, cancellations bring.
Gillis is selling out 6,000 cedars, dude.
Oh, cool.
I love to fucking do an arena.
What did you bring?
You brought a little gift, Danny?
Yeah, I just did Mark Maron's podcast.
He says, by the way, he knows you're gay.
Did he say that for real?
He goes, by the way, tell Andrew I know he's gay.
Finally, he reads my text messages.
Let me ask you, is it fun, not fun?
Was it fun?
It was fun.
I got emotional.
Oh, look, can I just say this?
He digs deep, huh?
I know, he got me.
He's too deep.
He got me, dude.
He goes too deep.
What did he give you there?
One of his bullshit coffee mugs?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
It was like, hey, you cried about your sister.
Here's a mug.
Close.
No, go get a cup of coffee.
How many times have you done it?
I only did it once.
Me too.
One time.
Only one time.
I think he only does one.
He has a one-time deal.
No, I think people he likes, he invites back twice.
I know, like Tarantino.
Yeah.
Well, Tarantino's huge.
My dumb ass being like, and then I like comedy again.
Dude, I was just across the street.
I got to tell you guys this.
I grabbed food real quick across at that diner.
I sat at the counter, the most LA shit in the world.
What happened?
There was just this super old guy on the phone,
and he's talking about Post Malone.
And he's like, yeah, listen to his CD.
It's a good CD.
He's good.
He's like a real, his CD's real good.
Yeah.
And then he starts talking about naked ladies.
Oh, I love this guy.
And it was so old and porny where he goes,
yeah, look her up.
Look her up.
She used to do solo and girl on girl.
She real good body.
He goes, but now she's doing regular porn.
Throw eight inches at her.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Movie dude in LA.
Carlos, you were next door before this?
I thought it was Bobby.
That's 100% Carlos's conversations on the phone.
Yeah, you got to look up her stuff.
I was looking up the girls he was saying.
No, it'd be real.
I swear to God.
Do you remember any of the girls' names?
I left the tab up.
Yeah.
Because I knew I was coming here.
Yeah, God bless.
I wasn't like, no, let me delete the thing
that we're going to definitely talk about.
Who was he ranting about?
He was ranting about this girl named Sid Wilder.
Oh, I know her.
Wait, wait, wait.
First of all, Sid, I know her.
Sid Wilder, S-Y-D.
Wait, wait, wait.
She's not a porn star.
Okay.
She's more of a, she's a comedian.
Oh, yeah, she does.
I know who this is.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but she, I, we follow, we, I know her.
Yeah.
She, she, she, she used to do stand-up or something.
Yeah.
Right?
She did a Kato Kaling.
She's more of a social media kind of a thing, but I know her.
The other girl.
She's not a porn star, and I know, I see what you're trying to do.
No, the other girl.
I know what you're doing right now, dude.
Sidney, the other girl he brought up was something, Scott.
I erased her one.
It was.
Sidney Scott, there's one right there.
It's a blonde lady named.
Just, just an elementary school teacher named Sidney Scott.
No, I'm going to find fun.
He's like, and then there's a girl who teaches my kids.
Yeah, I love that.
I'd like to see her tapes.
God damn, dude.
This guy was such an old perv.
By the way, we're setting records.
Another teacher got busted for just this past week for a, I want to say threesome
or foursome.
It was in the news.
I think she was in, I don't know.
Which one?
Look up the news.
Another one.
Well, there's one in the Bronx.
I saw that one.
Yeah, but those are always.
Threesome, that one.
Teacher allegedly arranged threesome with schoolgirl and mom.
Wait, and it was a dude that pulled this?
No, I think this was a girl, right?
No, that guy.
Oh, that guy.
This guy pulled it?
Whoa.
Well, I mean, if you do it with a parent, I mean, they get consent, right?
It's like they had the field trip form.
Yeah, I mean.
You go, listen, before I suck and fuck you and your daughter, can you sign off?
I mean, you can bring your kid to a rated R movie if you're there, right?
Exactly.
I guess that's why you bring your parent to the school day.
I don't know.
There's absolutely a slimy lawyer that's like, we got this.
It's called the permission slip defense.
This is like in Wisconsin if you're underage.
You know, if your parent is there, you can drink.
Do you know about this?
What?
In Wisconsin?
It's kind of like local, not a law, but like people just go with it.
You're allowed to drink under, minors under this age are allowed to consume
alcohol as long
as they're accompanied by a parent, legal guardian, or spouse of legal drinking
age in Wisconsin.
It is a law.
Damn, dude.
They have, that's basically like training wheels for booze.
100%.
They're like, hey, I let go back a block ago.
You've been blacked out with them.
You're good to go, buddy.
Just keep pedaling.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, dude.
Wisconsin would be the state that does that.
100%.
But we used to go up there when I'd go with my parents to like Irish Fest and
we'd go to
a bar and it always felt like we were getting away with something.
But the bartenders were like, what are you looking at?
What do you want?
Like, one of the beers?
And they're like, okay, which one?
How old are you?
I was like 17, 18.
So you're already drinking.
Well, yeah, but never in a bar.
If we got into a bar, it's because we knew someone whose uncle owned it, who
was just
a degenerate blackout.
He would just sit at the end of the bar and he's like, just make sure none of
you guys drive.
You guys wouldn't want to be around in high school getting drunk, man.
Were you drinking in high school?
I got super gay.
He was a meth head in high school, dude.
I would get so gay, dude.
Tell him you did meth in high school.
Bobby, you do meth in high school?
I did meth at 11.
What?
Well, that's when you can get it, when you're about 10 or 11.
That's when you start understanding society.
Wait, but what is that?
Because at 11, you still have child energy.
You know, you still have like, I want to go do that.
And then with meth, were you just, did you shoot to the moon?
No, my dad was always going to come in, so I had to prepare myself.
Oh, no.
You did paranoid meth?
Paranoid meth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's going, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, my man.
When did you, who gave you the meth?
My dad.
No, no.
No, I got to know what happened was one day, because from Minnesota to San
Diego, it was
like when I was 10 or whatever.
Sure.
And then we moved to the suburbs, Green Valley.
Okay.
Beautiful, b