Name: Rudy Goes To A Filipino McDonald's | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-10-10T15:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Goes To A Filipino McDonald's | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Goes To A Filipino McDonald's | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-10. Transcript available.

peanut butter dude i love it what do you mean it's so good what do you mean
peanut butter dude
is the best i enjoy it t.j miller has a great peanut butter t.j miller makes
peanut butter
you don't know that no he has the best peanut butter in the business what is it
called he has
varieties dude that's t.j t.j miller the stand-up comedian has chocolate cherry
peanut butter bro
i won't eat any peanut butter unless it's t.j miller brand my friend are we
reading an ad
for this no i'm not reading an ad i don't even want to even talk about it
because i want it up
to be a secret it's the best peanut butter in the market why would it be
because he put stuff in
there that you wouldn't think that there should be toffee give me a example
like cherry dried
cherries in peanut butter yeah but i just want peanut butter well then you go
and get jiffy
no no no okay who do you think i am or what do you get jiffy jiffy jiffy jiffy
what's it called
jiffy jiff jiff jiff choosy moms choose jiff yeah yeah by the way what a white
phrase choosy moms
choose yeah it's a karen saying that that is a karen yeah yeah yeah what other
slogans are karen
slogans um by men and okay that's the only one i know uh uh slogans burger king
yeah have it your
way yeah that's karen that's a karen what's target slogan what is the slogan
for target
target is a general expect more pay less expect more and pay less that's a
little bit of a karen
yeah yeah what else what's walmart what's walmart catchphrase i feel like i don't
know any of these
me either save money live better do you know why because back in the 70s right
rice a ronnie a san
francisco tree right they used to have music yeah by men right it's a song
right jingles these laser
jingles dude jingle jangles these pieces of shits no jingles they just write it
down well this is the
problem and this is why live better this is why the jingle union is that's why
let's come up with a
jingle do you guys know mcdonald's let's let's let's give walmart a fucking
jingle that's right
he's right mcdonald's yeah i'm loving it what should be quiet let that's what
what that's the
what the fuck what the fuck are you talking about yeah that's in the philippines
that's like
that means i'm loving it i love this no no no no it's the phrases i'm loving it
love good though i'm i'm loving it wait love what's that love okay you have so
love is a love yeah love
love god what's the door what's the door co co is me go to is your toes that i
love the feet
that's what she said oh i love the feet ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba i love the feet not
the feet yeah you said the toe
love goto love goto no the phrase is i'm loving it you're saying it's i love
this
it can't be either way no it can't no it can't but maybe they don't have the
words then you don't
then you make up your own song that's the same company dude doesn't matter they
don't have the
same menu yeah they serve bat over there they have burgers they have a bat
burger a double uh a double uh
what is it called a big big bat the big mac big bat yeah big bat get yourself a
big bat look at the
mcdonald's in the philippines menu by the way it is different than here yeah
what is it she knows
we've you've told me before it's all different okay let's do it in what's on it
look at the size
of those fries look at the damn fucking like a single drumstick a drumstick
with bone in it but it
might not be chicken is it bone yeah is there a bone in there it can there can
be bone or there can be
no bone one piece chicken wait wait wait sometimes i order that and i bite into
it and i go there's no
is that what you're saying they fucking me with the bone it's a surprise wow
and then what and then
sometimes there's a bone yeah what animal is it um it's not a chicken it's not
a chicken that's a huge
bone yeah bats yeah it's bat bone that's a bat wing that bone go up a little
bit let's see what else is
on there a lot of fish a lot of fish a lot of fish and fries fish and soup fish
and soup right down
below there's a soup one spicy mcchicken mcdo and fries what kind of fish is it
let's be real what is
going on yeah what kind of fish is it you've never have you ever had a fish a
sandwich from mcdonald's
no from uh no interesting but you know mcdonald's are it's like it's expensive
there right is it
yeah how much what do you mean by that it's like what's the price of a of a
burger like the same
price as like a house or something no like for us there it's expensive like you
only go there
right when we went to the philippines so if it's if you're fancy you go to mcdonald's
that's a rich
person's restaurant kind of yeah wow we went to mcdonald's when we were there
yeah we did and
also chicken mcdonald's the first time i first i went to the philippines i was
with their family
right yeah and we're like driving down we park and i go yo i'm gonna go to the
starbucks and they're
like no no no no we can't go in there oh they're not allowed and i go why it's
the four seasons
they actually it was like a four seasons no no we can't afford oh bob they were
like i'll pay for
everybody oh yeah you're like i'll buy a starbucks but they acted as if it was
like for privilege
only right yeah how much how much would a cup of coffee be there at starbucks i
don't know um
what's the what's the money again what's the money but what is the money yeah
that's what it's peso
you have pesos yeah what like just like these guys yeah well except you're on
the euro now huh scum
couldn't couldn't hold out could you but when we went over there yeah it was
like fancy fancy yeah but
now when you go there now you eat it you drink it how many pesos is a cup of is
like a latte a latte
maybe 500 pesos and how much is 500 pesos to a dollar eight dollars wow that's
much more expensive
than america yeah yeah what's a latte here i don't actually what the fuck i
have no idea five bucks
right six bucks yeah yeah so it's not that much more yeah i guess i said that
but still that's a lot
of money but they didn't want to even go in the building yeah i get it yeah
yeah but i forced
them you made them all go and guess what everybody got a cake pop starbucks
yeah kicked them out
out out out no homeless right yeah and i was like all right guys i'll get it
for you
and they waited outside no they're talking to you as well they probably thought
you were homeless
that's a funny thing if people in america with money always look homeless they
have spaghetti there too
how is the spaghetti at mcdonald's just like italy it's gotta be so good it's
so good dude yeah yeah
by the way italy spaghetti spaghetti is from the philippines it is yeah oh that's
right it is
spaghetti yeah have you tried filipino spaghetti too andrew have i tried philippine
spaghetti
where jollybee jolly i've never done jollybee we've talked about it on the show
i'm never going to
order it yeah why not because look when you you end up looking like that guy
yeah yeah that guy's a white
guy yeah that guy was a white he was a handsome white guy he ate a jolly meat
spaghetti and look
what happened here's john does now yeah every it turns out everyone that's
eating filipino food
yeah that guy the filipino was used to be white people tell me this isn't
related to someone that
you know come on who this guy look at this guy me yeah look at this guy he's korean
yeah he's pretty
korean he's 100 korean yeah yeah oh my god a korean i i i heard some korean
this morning at the doctor's
office yeah because what do you call mom mom mom oh my oh my yeah yeah yeah and
the woman said that to
the and so i was in the doctor's office and the the this one korean woman no
less than 112
she i swear to god i mean i cannot believe you could see her heart out of her
shirt
really she was so old and frail and she's sitting down and her daughter might
have been 85
wow and her daughter was like oh she like shuffled to the front yeah and she's
like too much paper and the
woman's like okay you have to fill out all the paperwork she's like too much
well the daughter
did yeah and she handed it back to the woman at the front yeah as if to say
fuck you i won't do it
it was amazing i was like why can't we all be this way too much paper and she
literally gave it back
to her yeah then goes back and she goes okay then uh miss you know whatever mrs
lee go ahead you have
to take her down to the third floor she has to go get an mri we talked about
this and she goes oh ma oh ma
and then she's doing some of your korean jazz you know this guy chitty chitty
bang bang
we love you bing bong chitty chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang oh ma too
have some respect
the guy okay okay okay so she she bang bang so she was chitty chitty bang bang
into her mom
we stuck with the chitty chitty chitty chitty bang bang and she goes and out of
all the stuff she was like
you know korean korean korean and then goes oh ma oh ma oh ma mri and the mom
goes no
no really yeah she said no so they just left no she goes come on come on she
goes no no and then
she wheeled her out and i thought i bet you they went home i bet you she was
like
fuck the paperwork fuck the mri i'm gonna go home and